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HM
05-31-2006, 07:13 AM
***boat seems to down more often than Topless on a 3 legged midget.
Let's hear your favorite error message....
Too many connections

topless
05-31-2006, 07:15 AM
My favorite is ....... YOU ARE BANNED. Not that I've ever seen it or anything.

JetBoatRich
05-31-2006, 07:19 AM
favorite error :mad:
I don't have a favorite :rolleyes:

NOTALENT
05-31-2006, 07:28 AM
***boat seems to down more often than Topless on a 3 legged midget.
Let's hear your favorite error message....
Too many connections
I have to say, im getting pretty tired of seeing this myself.

Caribbean Jet
05-31-2006, 07:28 AM
One of my computers will say too many connections, but then I tired the other computer and it was fine. I then went back to the lap top and again, too many connections. Go figure.

maxwedge
05-31-2006, 07:29 AM
Datbase error....an e-mail has been sent to the database administrator...
We must have spamed the hell out of the database administrator the last few days. :D

thumbs
05-31-2006, 07:34 AM
I have yet to get an eror message.

Tom Brown
05-31-2006, 07:35 AM
My favorite error message is, "WARNING: Too many obese women featured in videos residing in PM inbox."

topless
05-31-2006, 07:36 AM
I have yet to get an eror message.That one always sux...............especially when you spell like Rio

Ziggy
05-31-2006, 07:38 AM
press the refresh icon on your browsers toolbar.

RiverDave
05-31-2006, 08:50 AM
There seems to be a "slight" database error.. If it's so slight then how come the page didn't load, an e-mail was dispatched and I have to push refresh only to take another half hour to fail when I almost think it's loaded?
Not to complain becuase I'm grateful for the website, but this place makes dial up seem fast sometimes.
RD

Havasu_Dreamin
05-31-2006, 08:56 AM
Not to complain becuase I'm grateful for the website, but this place makes dial up seem fast sometimes.
RD
Yep. This website has been sucking ass a lot lately. Takes forever to load. Is down more often than a two dollar hooker on two for one night!

ChumpChange
05-31-2006, 09:44 AM
I just got the following error when trying to load this thread. Talk about irony.
The page cannot be displayed
There is a problem with the page you are trying to reach and it cannot be displayed.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Please try the following:
Open the www.***boat.com home page, and then look for links to the information you want.
Click the Refresh button, or try again later.
Click Search to look for information on the Internet.
You can also see a list of related sites.
HTTP 500 - Internal server error
Internet Explorer

deltarat
05-31-2006, 10:09 AM
There seems to have been a slight problem with the database

91nordic29
05-31-2006, 10:10 AM
trying to log into the image center and getting the "invalid login". what in the world?????

thumbs
05-31-2006, 10:27 AM
That one always sux...............especially when you spell like Rio
soe are you saing iam a bad spelar?

FMluvswater
05-31-2006, 10:33 AM
There seems to have been a slight problem with the database
ditto that ... but it's only slightly better than when they changed servers and it was a 404 Page not found cuz it moved :220v:

HM
05-31-2006, 03:29 PM
PHP has encountered an Access Violation at 018B01F8
Fawking Jordy and his violations!!!

NeedlesNut
05-31-2006, 03:36 PM
:crossx: well lets see, seemings as I just got 3 error messages trying to get in here....

bordsmnj
05-31-2006, 04:06 PM
my favorite error message was from the popularity point era of hot boat and when you tried to give rep points to some one more than once a day it would say"you've already given it to this person today. please spread it around"

Cas
05-31-2006, 04:38 PM
Topic: Moved
ok, it's ot an error message but I still get a kick out of it only because there are so many other topics left that are the same.

ROZ
05-31-2006, 05:48 PM
I was going to say "fatal error: Ziggy starts gay threads about homos RR, BArryMAc, and JB in Socal", but that ain't no error; That shit's true! :crossx:

Kim Hanson
05-31-2006, 06:38 PM
PHP has encountered an Access Violation at 018B01F8.......( . )( . ).................

FMluvswater
05-31-2006, 10:48 PM
my favorite error message was from the popularity point era of hot boat and when you tried to give rep points to some one more than once a day it would say"you've already given it to this person today. please spread it around"
:D that one was good! I hated it but it always made me laugh! :D

HM
06-13-2006, 07:37 AM
Access denied for user: '@localhost' to database 'vbulletin'

JetBoatRich
06-13-2006, 05:07 PM
the errors are back :mad: