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Keith E. Sayre
06-01-2006, 02:40 PM
I'm sitting with Paul Carter in one of the new condos at the north end of the
channel this past Sunday in the afternoon and the place is going off! Across on the other side is what appears to be a 28' Nordic Heat with the words
"NO BREAKS" written above the swimstep. Next to them was the weirdest
boat on the planet, it looked like a half motorhome and half tourboat combination. They had the tunes going loud and all good dance or country
music going and everyone was dancing. The "no breaks" Nordic had a girl
dancing on the swimstep that was perhaps the best dancer I have ever seen.
Of course the fact that she was about 5'10" tall and lean and mean with a
smile that wouldn't quit didn't hurt either. Sad thing was, I was having to
share the binoculars with 4 other people.
I think that she could be the next "ex-Mrs. Sayre" so I gotta know who she
is. Or maybe she was merely an illusion? Can't seem to lose the milliondollar
smile image out of my mind.
Keith Sayre

MrsSigEpMock
06-01-2006, 02:44 PM
aww...you're just gonna try to sell her a boat. j/k, must have been pretty good looking to make an impression like that! :rollside:

phebus
06-01-2006, 02:47 PM
Sounds like the binoculars weren't the only thing that went on zoom :lightsabe

h2oski2fast
06-01-2006, 02:51 PM
Sounds like the other boat you were talking about was the Henry's Autosound boat.

KACHINA KEN
06-01-2006, 03:27 PM
Keith is in lu-uv Keith is in lu-uv. You smitten tosser you.

slink
06-01-2006, 03:27 PM
binoculars or Beer Goggles? :) , that is the question

Cole Trickle
06-01-2006, 03:49 PM
I wish you would have had my camera so you could take advantage of the zoooooooom.
From the sound of it pictures would have been nice!!! :crossx:

98 Vector 21
06-01-2006, 05:30 PM
Sounds like top dollar there to get you to pipe in! Good luck!

Todd969
06-01-2006, 07:26 PM
Here ya go Kieth........
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1634101_0464.JPG

anchorman
06-01-2006, 07:30 PM
binoculars or Beer Goggles? :) , that is the question
Friends dont let friends beer goggle!
And here I thought this was the weirdest boat half motorhome/tourboat looking thing. Its for sale on craigslistlasvegas.com
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14169

anchorman
06-01-2006, 07:31 PM
wOAH WEIRD There is more than one of those shuttle craft ugly boats !

SUBPRIME
06-01-2006, 09:13 PM
well that takes the cake as "The UGLIEST BOAT EVER" in my book
looks like a deck boat and a camper shell had sex and that thing came out

TheEduKATor
06-01-2006, 09:35 PM
The girl with her hand over her mouth on the back of the boat has my cell phone and I want it back. I was being a good citizen and helping a person in need. As I was sitting in line waiting to get our boat out of the water a girl comes running up to my truck crying because some guys tried to do something to her and she got separated from the rest of the girls on that motorhome boat. They were her ride back to Vegas and her phone was dead so she needed to call them to pick her up from the Marina. I could tell she was drunk and couldn't be older than most of my students so I wanted to help her out and let her use my phone. My phone wasn't getting good reception so stood by the blue EZ up canopy at the Marina Launch ramp trying to get a connection while I was backing up the truck and loading the boat. Turn around and shes gone with my phone. Marina security said she ran towards the front entrance but we drove around for a while and couldn't find her. F'N biaatch!!! Karma is a gonna catch up with her. Thats what I get for helping people out.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1634101_0464.JPG[/QUOTE]

PHX ATC
06-01-2006, 10:00 PM
Everybody knows Keith is gay...this is yet another red herring ploy to attempt to get peeps to think he is straight.
Puleeeze.
:rollside: :)

Keith E. Sayre
06-02-2006, 09:26 AM
Rio: thanks for the help but the lady that I am referring to was on the
28 Nordic that was parked next to that "Henrys" boat. I think it said
"NO BREAKS" on the back of the Nordic.
PHX ATC: nice.
Keith Sayre

Big Kahunaa
06-02-2006, 09:54 AM
Friends dont let friends beer goggle!
And here I thought this was the weirdest boat half motorhome/tourboat looking thing. Its for sale on craigslistlasvegas.com
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14169
this boat had a van that was sterched for a trailer and the boat would slide into the van and make it a motor home it was parked right down the street from my house in vegas at a boat shop

dimarcobros
06-02-2006, 11:26 AM
Keith, did you get my email?
DMB

Keith E. Sayre
06-02-2006, 04:14 PM
Matt: yes, I told your brother how to do it. Keith

vmjtc3
06-04-2006, 09:32 AM
wOAH WEIRD There is more than one of those shuttle craft ugly boats !
You realy think they are ugly???? I think I might just have to buy it I think it is cool :)

MagicMtnDan
06-04-2006, 10:06 AM
http://www2.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14250&stc=1

vmjtc3
06-04-2006, 10:07 AM
I wonder what happend to its custom van/hauler
http://boaterhome.org/images/gallery/index.php?mode=thumb&selected=boaterhome1+004.jpg

vmjtc3
06-04-2006, 10:10 AM
http://www2.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14250&stc=1
Call the company listed above I am sure Henery would know who she is. :rollside:

vmjtc3
06-04-2006, 10:13 AM
http://boaterhome.org/images/index_01.jpg
Here is a better pic :220v:
could be a fun party boat. Lots of room for a wet bar :idea:

Wet Dream
06-04-2006, 10:17 AM
She's describing the situation to her friends like this:
"Like where were you guys? I was freaking out because I couldn't (hiccup) find you. I was like totally scared. Buuuuut, then there was this totally old guy who was staring at me and trying to get into my thong, like totally let me use his phone just so he could like look at me longer. Ummmm..... where was I.....oh yeah, and when I turned around, he was like, gone. So I threw the phone in the trash. I hope he like has (hiccup) loss insurance. Hehehehe."
Stupid bitch.

shockwavebd
06-04-2006, 10:50 AM
Everybody knows Keith is gay...this is yet another red herring ploy to attempt to get peeps to think he is straight.
Puleeeze.
:rollside: :)
Now that's funny....................keith straight........lol

boater012
06-04-2006, 10:54 AM
The girl with her hand over her mouth on the back of the boat has my cell phone and I want it back. I was being a good citizen and helping a person in need. As I was sitting in line waiting to get our boat out of the water a girl comes running up to my truck crying because some guys tried to do something to her and she got separated from the rest of the girls on that motorhome boat. They were her ride back to Vegas and her phone was dead so she needed to call them to pick her up from the Marina. I could tell she was drunk and couldn't be older than most of my students so I wanted to help her out and let her use my phone. My phone wasn't getting good reception so stood by the blue EZ up canopy at the Marina Launch ramp trying to get a connection while I was backing up the truck and loading the boat. Turn around and shes gone with my phone. Marina security said she ran towards the front entrance but we drove around for a while and couldn't find her. F'N biaatch!!! Karma is a gonna catch up with her. Thats what I get for helping people out.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1634101_0464.JPG[/QUOTE]

Sherpa
06-04-2006, 12:10 PM
I'm not 100% positive, but I've seen a storage yard in Suisun, Ca. with about
10 of those-type weird boats in it......... there was no van-part, but rather
a different toter-type rig for it.......... mind you, this was in 1986... near one
of the failed marinas in Suisun...........
Maybe Tony (jetboatguru) knows of what yard I'm speaking of........
--Sherpa

Wet Dream
06-04-2006, 12:15 PM
This was a classic example of how threads go off in so many different directions. First, it was posting about a chick on the back of some boat nobody knows about, followed by an odd boat. So the thread goes into details on the odd boat, and how there is a girl on the back that has a cell phone and is suspect. Gotta love HB. ;)

H20Advantage
06-04-2006, 10:30 PM
What's up with the phone chicks black eye???????? What a freak, maybe her friends left her on purpose.