PICK Up LINES

[FuelInMyVeins82]

Ok got this one the other day.
If a fat man grabs you, and stuffs you in a bag, dont be afraid.... I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. :rollside:
Lets hear em. I know you guys of all people have to some rad ones

[That Guy]

Did you clean those pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.... :crossx:

[***boateditor]

Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night.

[abraman1326]

Do you sleep on your stomach???
No- Can I?
Yes- Wanna sleep on mine
Let's play army, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell out of me.
Was your daddy a thief, how did he stael the stars and put them in your eyes???
BRA

[AltarGirl]

Nice shoes, wanna f*ck? :devil:
Did it hurt?
-what?
When you fell from heaven?

[FuelInMyVeins82]

[QUOTE=abraman1326]Do you sleep on your stomach???
Let's play army, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell out of me.
Thats rad. I'll have to remember that one
Is your dad a terrorist, cause your the bomb

[76ANTHONY]

Nice shoes, wanna f*ck? :devil:
Did it hurt?
-what?
When you fell from heaven?
im thinkin the shoe ones gonna win.... :) :idea:

[Sigus]

Excuse me do you have any German in you?
No...
Would you like some

[deltarat]

My sister and her husband met at a party when they were in high school, and this was the first thing he said to her.
If yo had two balls on your chin what would you say
I dont know
You wouldn't say anything because my Di$k would be in your mouth!
They have now been married for 14 years!

[diggler]

If I can't have your virginity, can I at least have the box it came in?

[909er]

Is that a keg in your pants?
Because I'd like to tap that ass :)

[YeLLowBoaT]

Use 1 finger to motion for a girl to come over too you. When she gets there say: "now if I ccan make you cum with one finger, Just imagine what I can do with the rest of my body."

[NorCalCat]

im thinkin the shoe ones gonna win.... :) :idea:
Do you have any Danish in you?
NO
You want some?
You know what would look good on the floor?
What
Your clothes!
How about the good ole:
"I don't want to throw out some pick up line, but lets go home and FOLCK"
it actually works pretty good :rollside:

[Powerquestboy]

Guy: My watch speaks to me telepathically and it says your not wearing any panties.
Girl: well its wrong because I am wearing panties
Guy: oops its an hour fast.

[YeLLowBoaT]

If your right leg is Xmas and your left leg is new years..... Can I come vist you between the holidays?

[MODVP22]

Use 1 finger to motion for a girl to come over too you. When she gets there say: "now if I ccan make you cum with one finger, Just imagine what I can do with the rest of my body."
Wow, now that one I like

[Cole Trickle]

I might not be the hottest guy in the bar but I am the only one talking to you.
I might not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make the Bedrock!!!

[harrisonmirage]

Have a shot of Rye.It will put hair on your chest......Mine!
If the word of the day is legs,spread the word.

[Havasu_Dreamin]

I am what I eat, I wanna be you in the morning.

[BIGJOEDUCKSLAYER]

Is Your Daddy A Baker? Because Those Sure Are So Nice Bunns.
What Did The Blonds Right Leg Say To Left Leg??????
Nothing They Have Not Met Yet
What Did The Blonds Left Leg Say To Right Leg??????
We Sure Could Make Alot Of Money Between Us :)

[cc322]

Excuse me but do you have any Italian in you?...No....would you like some?

[cc322]

Hey babe how's about you , me, and your friend make three....

[Prime 8780]

Do you want to go to my place for some pizza and sex?
Girl: No
Why you dont like pizza?
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Do you want to play lion tamer?
Girl: What?
You get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.
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I have a 8" tongue and I can breath through my ears!

[Havasu_Dreamin]

Best if watching a baseball game.
Guy: Wanna play the baseball game?
Girl: Sure, how do you play?
Guy: I'll kiss you on the strikes and you can kiss me on the balls.

[FuelInMyVeins82]

lol rad
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
:crossx:

[my21advantage]

Wait a minute let me grab a piece of paper.... :D

[topless]

Wait a minute let me grab a piece of paper.... :DLOL, funny because you've probably used that one a time or two. So did it work?

[MagicMtnDan]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_mar2001/Proctologist.gif
A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Can I flirt with you?
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Can I see your tan lines?
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you spit or swallow? 6
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
Have you ever played leap frog naked ??
Help the homeless. Take me home with you. 6
Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Hi. Are you legal?
Hi. You'll do.
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat? 6
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I wonder what our children will look like.
I would kill or die to make love with you.
I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'd look good on you.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I'm an organ donor, need anything?
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?
I've got a condom with your name on it.
I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? 6
If I was Elvis, would you screw me? Only used by the King Only works for the King
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Lie down. I think I love you.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
That dress looks great on you... as a matter of fact, so would I.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There are 6 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
What do you like for breakfast?
When she asks, for a match. How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? 6
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Will you marry me for just one night?
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.
You smell wet. Let's Party.
You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?

[HM]

Pickup line at the grocery store....helps if you say it with a New York accent.
You know, it is dangerous for your to be in the frozen food section, because you could melt all this stuff. (http://www.wavcentral.com/sounds/movies/blue_heaven/mbhmelt.mp3)

[Schmick]

Fukk me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?