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NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 06:57 AM
So I went to the local bar (Tracys) on Saturday night. Just wanted to shoot some pool since I have been feeling like shit...and needed to get out. So I called a buddy up and we went...I saw some girl I knew back in High School...who was with a really hot friend. They called me over and we started to chat. I had my buddy get the scoop on the hot one and she was saying how she thought I was hot and all....So we ended up talking all night. Her friend was a big girl, totally not my type...but she seemed to take a liking to me as well......and she was one determined girl. :( ..She started to grab on me grind on me from behind and all...I kept walking away, she kept following. Eventually she started to try and kiss and bite my back and neck...I kept pushing her away saying I had a girlfriend etc...she didnt care...begging me to go to the car...etc..Everyone in the bar was laughing. I pawned her off on a few guys there...she kept finding her way back...I had to go to the bathroom so I left...her friend followed me...She asked if I was scared I said no...I had my intrest else where...she asked where...and I kissed her from there...she fell head over heels....but the bitch kept letting her friend hang all over me!!! Laughing the whole time afterwards..saying it was too funny to stop!!!! A few other girls tried saving me....she was still come up from behind trying to put her hands down my pants trying to get on the MAGIC STICK! Finally a new buddy walked in....I said....you want her...threw him into her and they left.!!!! WHOOHOOO!!!! It must have went on for a good 2 hours!!!:crossx: I then went back to the other girl and made her pay! haha..well not really...but well you know... :p
How in the hell do you get these girls to get the fockin point....???? FEMALE CHESTERS!!!! :220v:

Mrs. Bordsmnj
06-12-2006, 06:59 AM
Its a rough life being you, isn't it Brandon? :D

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 07:03 AM
Its a rough life being you, isn't it Brandon? :D
I tell ya....I no how girls feel now.....well its not the first time this happened but it sure put things into perspective... :rollside:

HocusPocus
06-12-2006, 07:09 AM
i was always happy when any girl wanted me :rollside: :rollside:

Jordy
06-12-2006, 07:11 AM
Perhaps Robin could help you solve this problem for ya. :notam:

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 07:13 AM
Perhaps Robin could help you solve this problem for ya. :notam:
Nah...he has his own problems... :D
Im just a nice guy...I cant be like...B I T C H STEP OFF!!! :crossx:

Havasu Hangin'
06-12-2006, 07:14 AM
Did you feel "violated"? :cry:

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 07:16 AM
Did you feel "violated"? :cry:
Oh hell yeah....haha...Definatley wouldnt be someone that I would even remotely think had a chance... :mad:

Havasu Hangin'
06-12-2006, 07:19 AM
Oh hell yeah....haha...Definatley wouldnt be someone that I would even remotely think had a chance... :mad:
Just tell her that "you're not that kind of a boy"...and you are "saving yourself until you get married."
:cry:

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 07:21 AM
Just tell her that "you're not that kind of a boy"...and you are "saving yourself until you get married."
:cry:
She knows some of my history.... :p I tried alot of things...shit...even when other girls would hang on me to get her away..she still came up!!!

Havasu Hangin'
06-12-2006, 07:24 AM
She knows some of my history.... :p I tried alot of things...shit...even when other girls would hang on me to get her away..she still came up!!!
Well...not much you can do if she knows what a slut you are.
Just make sure she doesn't slip a Viagra in your drink!
:supp:

Jordy
06-12-2006, 07:24 AM
I tried alot of things...shit...even when other girls would hang on me to get her away..she still came up!!!
You gotta keep your pimp hand strong. ;)

Dave C
06-12-2006, 07:28 AM
my advice is to drink her pretty and do what comes natural, then get the hell out of there..... ;) hit it and quit it.

Dave C
06-12-2006, 07:29 AM
BTW I thought it was impossible for a male to feel cheap and used??... :confused:

YeLLowBoaT
06-12-2006, 07:30 AM
Just tell them you are gay... It works for me every time I want to get rid of a chick... only bad part is that all the gay guy send me drinks now... :)

Jordy
06-12-2006, 07:30 AM
my advice is to drink her pretty...
Man, you Nor Cal types don't have a clue. Don't you know you can drink an ugly girl pretty but you can't drink a fat girl thin??? :D :D :D

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 07:31 AM
Well...not much you can do if she knows what a slut you are.
Just make sure she doesn't slip a Viagra in your drink!
:supp:
Unfortunatley I was sober...Doctors orders... :cry: Who knows what would have happened had I been drunk...hopefully my friends are good enough to let me know the beer goggles are on... :220v:

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 07:32 AM
Man, you Nor Cal types don't have a clue. Don't you know you can drink an ugly girl pretty but you can't drink a fat girl thin??? :D :D :D
Haha...fockin hilarious...!!! :crossx: My point exactly...

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 07:33 AM
BTW I thought it was impossible for a male to feel cheap and used??... :confused:
Nope....what...you would hit anything that walked your way...????

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 07:35 AM
were you wearing a fanny-pak with a "salt-block" in it ?? that usually attracts them !! :cool: keyes
Nah...Its just the mojo!! Women cant resist me....go figure... :)

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 07:36 AM
BTW The last time this happened I was a little drunk...and in the middle of the place I yelled NO MEANS NO!!!! That worked...but hard to do sober...haha.

Dave C
06-12-2006, 07:39 AM
Not being able to drink a fat girl thin is an old wives tail.
You can for a drink a hefty girl thin albeit only for a fraction of a second. :rollside: You have that very narrow window between "too much" and "passed out"
The affects of massive consumption will wear off so you have to get in and get out quickly. .Lingering too long can be catostrophic
I only recommend that you try this if you have a strong stomach. :rollside: :rollside:
Now the real trouble is NOT letting your friends know about it cuz they will remind you. So secrecy is essential ;)
Man, you Nor Cal types don't have a clue. Don't you know you can drink an ugly girl pretty but you can't drink a fat girl thin??? :D :D :D

Dave C
06-12-2006, 07:40 AM
ALMOST anything. ;)
well OK OK... anything. But there wouldn't be any "witnesses" ;)
come on now.. a man will walk down that pass less traveled even if its revolting to some :crossx: :yuk:
Nope....what...you would hit anything that walked your way...????

Sportin' Wood
06-12-2006, 08:06 AM
Some fat girls have pretty lips and you can't see them if you pull the table cloth forward a little bit. C' mon fat girls need love too. :)

Parker Dreamin
06-12-2006, 08:23 AM
You were at Tracys.... she must of not been that hot, come on kid.

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 08:42 AM
You were at Tracys.... she must of not been that hot, come on kid.
She wasnt.....her friend was...There are actually alot of hot girls that go there. I love that place...they have a live band that plays awesome covers, dance floor...cheap beer and pool..I love the dive bars.
A funny thing was one of my enemies cousins was there....she is fockin gorgeous and a sucessful R.E Agent...!!! I figured what would piss him off the most......She flirted I got her #...Now I just have to spit some game.... :crossx: and try to seal the deal...muwahahahahaha

Jordy
06-12-2006, 08:43 AM
Apparently Robin was getting too much attention so now there is a power struggle to get back into the spotlight... fockin' kids. :D :D :D

HavasuSelect
06-12-2006, 08:46 AM
In your case Brandon you played it smart hook up with the hot one. You could have also told the fat chick you have herpes. On the other hand haven't you heard the old saying:
"Fat chicks are like pogo sticks, they're fun to play with when your friends aren't around"

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 08:52 AM
In your case Brandon you played it smart hook up with the hot one. You could have also told the fat chick you have herpes. On the other hand haven't you heard the old saying:
"Fat chicks are like pogo sticks, they're fun to play with when your friends aren't around"
haha...rolmfao!!! Its a local bar so lots around...and I hate to say it but I have High standards... :D
Didnt think of the herpes line...but she probably wouldnt have cared..haha.

Jordy
06-12-2006, 08:54 AM
I hate to say it but I have High standards... :D
I guess if she doesn't, you should right??? :D :D :D

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 08:54 AM
Apparently Robin was getting too much attention so now there is a power struggle to get back into the spotlight... fockin' kids. :D :D :D
I dont think I will every leave the spotlight... :crossx:

Parker Dreamin
06-12-2006, 08:55 AM
She wasnt.....her friend was...There are actually alot of hot girls that go there. I love that place...they have a live band that plays awesome covers, dance floor...cheap beer and pool..I love the dive bars.
A funny thing was one of my enemies cousins was there....she is fockin gorgeous and a sucessful R.E Agent...!!! I figured what would piss him off the most......She flirted I got her #...Now I just have to spit some game.... :crossx: and try to seal the deal...muwahahahahaha
Everytime I have ended up at Tracys I have been 3 sheets to the wind so don't recall to much. But then again when you are an ugly ****er like you most girls do look hot. Who was your sidekick, G-voz ?

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 08:56 AM
I guess if she doesn't, you should right??? :D :D :D
lol...hey I got a reputation to maintain....and she may not have standards...but she went after one sexy dude... :crossx:

Jordy
06-12-2006, 08:58 AM
but she went after one sexy dude... :crossx:
Hopefully she did that after you, not before. Just say no to fat girls and sloppy seconds. ;) :D

Biglue
06-12-2006, 08:59 AM
she was still come up from behind trying to put her hands down my pants trying to get on the MAGIC STICK!
SO did you fight her off like a a little girl the way you did all the girls that tried to get into your pants at that party a few weeks back? :idea: :2purples: :D

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 09:00 AM
Everytime I have ended up at Tracys I have been 3 sheets to the wind so don't recall to much. But then again when you are an ugly ****er like you most girls do look hot. Who was your sidekick, G-voz ?
haha..shit...nah G-Voz is stuck up in the OC Scene...I have already ran through that and am over it. Just my buddy Nick. Im into the whole dive bar scene again.

Biglue
06-12-2006, 09:02 AM
A funny thing was one of my enemies cousins was there....she is fockin gorgeous and a sucessful R.E Agent...!!! I figured what would piss him off the most......She flirted I got her #...Now I just have to spit some game.... :crossx: and try to seal the deal...muwahahahahaha
Have you met Robing Boyer yet? You 2 would make the perfect partners in crime. :D

Jordy
06-12-2006, 09:07 AM
Have you met Robing Boyer yet? You 2 would make the perfect partners in crime. :D
Refer to post #28. I don't know if they'd play well together though. Would make for some good threads though. :D :D :D

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 09:07 AM
SO did you fight her off like a a little girl the way you did all the girls that tried to get into your pants at that party a few weeks back? :idea: :2purples: :D
Damn...biglue got jokes!! haha. Those 3 Chicks were hot....but being as sexy as I am the damn Paparzzi followed me around!!! :crossx:
I should have beat this one off...

Havasu Hangin'
06-12-2006, 09:09 AM
Refer to post #28. I don't know if they'd play well together though. Would make for some good threads though. :D :D :D
Did he want his legs over his shoulders? :supp:

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 09:14 AM
Did he want his legs over his shoulders? :supp:
Nope....I wanted the hot blonde friends legs over my shoulders.. :crossx:

Havasu Hangin'
06-12-2006, 09:16 AM
Nope....I wanted the hot blonde friends legs over my shoulders.. :crossx:
So you're saying that her knees would have looked good as earings? :eek:

Biglue
06-12-2006, 09:18 AM
Refer to post #28. I don't know if they'd play well together though. Would make for some good threads though. :D :D :D
Definitely worthy of an after school special. "Suburban Gangstas". :crossx:

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 09:23 AM
Definitely worthy of an after school special. "Suburban Gangstas". :crossx:
Suburban??? Shit....I from La Puente Homie!!! There aint nothing suburban about that....

Biglue
06-12-2006, 09:26 AM
Suburban??? Shit....I from La Puente Homie!!! There aint nothing suburban about that....
I thought you were from Long Beach??????? :cool:
Homie????? Now if that's not suburban gangsta I don't know what is. Malibu's Most Wanted and shit. :crossx:

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 09:29 AM
I thought you were from Long Beach??????? :cool:
Homie????? Now if that's not suburban gangsta I don't know what is. Malibu's Most Wanted and shit. :crossx:
That is where I currently recide....for the past few years...You think LB is suburban??? Shit..depends what part your in....
Lets just say I have seen shit most would not want to have seen or done.

Jordy
06-12-2006, 09:29 AM
Malibu's Most Wanted and shit. :crossx:
Hey now, take it easy on B-randon and shit. R-obin to da Boyer might take issue with you slinging smack at his homie like that. :D :D :D

Biglue
06-12-2006, 09:48 AM
That is where I currently recide....for the past few years...You think LB is suburban??? Shit..depends what part your in....
Lets just say I have seen shit most would not want to have seen or done.
The term "Suburban Gangsta" is typically a kid living outside a "ghetto environment" trying to be getto, a gangster, a rough neck etc and looks rediculous doing it.
And no, I dont think Long Beach is suburban. Long Beach has some very nice areas as well as some really shitty areas. And Brandon, you and I both know you would not be seen in lets say the corner of PCH and SAnta Fe........G :D

RitcheyRch
06-12-2006, 09:51 AM
Any pictures.

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 10:17 AM
The term "Suburban Gangsta" is typically a kid living outside a "ghetto environment" trying to be getto, a gangster, a rough neck etc and looks rediculous doing it.
And no, I dont think Long Beach is suburban. Long Beach has some very nice areas as well as some really shitty areas. And Brandon, you and I both know you would not be seen in lets say the corner of PCH and SAnta Fe........G :D
Actually I do hang out down that way....I have alot of friends that way..and PCH and Martin Luther king...etc..I for one never try to act ghetto or look ghetto...although its in me from growing up in la puente...its funny here...I am well spoken normal person...you put me in the project....and im a Vato!! haha...

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 10:19 AM
Any pictures.
I have been trying to find her on myspace...but its a no go... :crossx:

Kev-o
06-12-2006, 10:34 AM
You played it right No Talent, give the Pork sword to the hottie first! if you ever get hard up the other one will be right there waitin :yuk:
Kev-o
www.outlaweagle.com

WYRD
06-12-2006, 10:44 AM
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b61/WhosYoRiverDaddy/Picture9.jpg

NOTALENT
06-12-2006, 10:46 AM
Haha...dude....isnt this the one hanging over your bed???? :D
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b61/WhosYoRiverDaddy/Picture9.jpg

MAINEVENT
06-12-2006, 03:20 PM
So I went to the local bar (Tracys) on Saturday night. Just wanted to shoot some pool since I have been feeling like shit...and needed to get out. So I called a buddy up and we went...I saw some girl I knew back in High School...who was with a really hot friend. They called me over and we started to chat. I had my buddy get the scoop on the hot one and she was saying how she thought I was hot and all....So we ended up talking all night. Her friend was a big girl, totally not my type...but she seemed to take a liking to me as well......and she was one determined girl. :( ..She started to grab on me grind on me from behind and all...I kept walking away, she kept following. Eventually she started to try and kiss and bite my back and neck...I kept pushing her away saying I had a girlfriend etc...she didnt care...begging me to go to the car...etc..Everyone in the bar was laughing. I pawned her off on a few guys there...she kept finding her way back...I had to go to the bathroom so I left...her friend followed me...She asked if I was scared I said no...I had my intrest else where...she asked where...and I kissed her from there...she fell head over heels....but the bitch kept letting her friend hang all over me!!! Laughing the whole time afterwards..saying it was too funny to stop!!!! A few other girls tried saving me....she was still come up from behind trying to put her hands down my pants trying to get on the MAGIC STICK! Finally a new buddy walked in....I said....you want her...threw him into her and they left.!!!! WHOOHOOO!!!! It must have went on for a good 2 hours!!!:crossx: I then went back to the other girl and made her pay! haha..well not really...but well you know... :p
How in the hell do you get these girls to get the fockin point....???? FEMALE CHESTERS!!!! :220v:
Dont Lie it was 2 dudes... :rolleyes: and you liked the one with the blonde hair...Last time some girls try to molest you, you froze up!!!!! :crossx:

Acommanderguy
06-12-2006, 10:00 PM
yo B you should've just told her
A: your really gay or
B: you have some funky disease that the doctors can't figure out yet, and if she wants it, you would be more than happy to give it to her.
Do I have to teach you everything? hahaha

Kilrtoy
06-12-2006, 10:03 PM
Its Karma, You should have given her a quickie in th eLOT and then some day a hot piece will return the favor