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grads2112
06-14-2006, 02:17 PM
I just had to post this again because it is so damn funny and the boat is still not running...maybe this will motivate you. Those flames in the gel coat look very realistic, I like the way they carry back into the air. Maybe you should paint over the gun in the skeletons hand and paint a fire extinguisher
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/6026/john6lf3gw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

voodoomedman
06-14-2006, 02:33 PM
I just had to post this again because it is so damn funny and the boat is still not running...maybe this will motivate you. Those flames in the gel coat look very realistic, I like the way they carry back into the air. Maybe you should paint over the gun in the skeletons hand and paint a fire extinguisher
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/6026/john6lf3gw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
You guys buddies or something? Why do you keep antagonizing the guy?

Phat Matt
06-14-2006, 02:37 PM
You guys buddies or something? Why do you keep antagonizing the guy?
I'd say that they are friends. :argue: :)

LAFD
06-14-2006, 02:54 PM
You guys buddies or something? Why do you keep antagonizing the guy?
probly buddies but damn shut up already you can only beat a dead horse so much. sucks that his boat dont run it happens. hope it all gets worked out.

OGShocker
06-14-2006, 02:54 PM
I'd say that they are friends. :argue: :)
Either they are friends or one of them is a real prick!:D

Phat Matt
06-14-2006, 04:27 PM
Either they are friends or one of them is a real prick!:D
You know it could be both. :jawdrop: :rollside:

wettin my shorts
06-14-2006, 04:39 PM
In the last to years I blew a motor and a drive and "Hummer", er, I mean Ultra John, gave out a lot of chit. He really does deserve this, and anyways with friends like us who needs enama's? But one thing Johnny Boy, I have two motors and one always get's me in, my towrope is still in its package!!!

grads2112
06-14-2006, 07:31 PM
In the last to years I blew a motor and a drive and "Hummer", er, I mean Ultra John, gave out a lot of chit. He really does deserve this, and anyways with friends like us who needs enama's? But one thing Johnny Boy, I have two motors and one always get's me in, my towrope is still in its package!!!
Hey Ryan I think we need to kick Hummers by John out of our cat club and start a new one for cats with two motors that don't need to be towed in all the time. :) Hope he pays for your gas this weekend.

Phat Matt
06-14-2006, 07:38 PM
Hey Ryan I think we need to kick Hummers by John out of our cat club and start a new one for cats with two motors that don't need to be towed in all the time. :) Hope he pays for your gas this weekend.
Can I join? :p

BajaMike
06-14-2006, 07:40 PM
Hey Ryan I think we need to kick Hummers by John out of our cat club and start a new one for cats with two motors that don't need to be towed in all the time. :) Hope he pays for your gas this weekend.
Rough club..... :cool:

grads2112
06-14-2006, 08:40 PM
I won't be out on Sunday either. I'm going to go to my cousin's HS grad party.
Hittin' the high school grad party circuit eh? I'll make sure to look for you on NBC's Dateline "To Catch A Predator" next week.

Kilrtoy
06-14-2006, 10:18 PM
Greg, you're pretty harsh. Kharma is a biatch and since I'm experiencing a little right now for the chit I gave Ryan last year with his AO constantly breaking down (oh, it's for sale by the way, anyone interested?)..
I was until i read it is a Piece of SHIT,,,,,, JUST KIDDING

wettin my shorts
06-15-2006, 02:17 PM
So Johnny boy, those "business" meeting you have been flying to are actually hook-ups from the internet. If you get caught on camera, don't answer any questions and just punch the host in the face. It'll make for good t.v. See Greg, John buys a pretty boat and then he has to much pride to ride in anyone else's. Making excuses already!!!!

acatitude
06-15-2006, 02:31 PM
Damn you guys are fockin hard on johnny boy just cuzz he bought that wcf and should have bought my howard......... well now that im in this...... John get that focker fixed right and lets go kick the shiat outa some twins 1 in particular..... but not till he gives me my dvd :) :yuk: oh boy now ive gone and done it...... sat here 30 seconds before i hit thesubmit button,,,, but wtf, you guys are really raggin that boy, even if he does deserve it..............the hell with Jory john send it to peto and grads will see what your transom looks like :crossx:

unleashed
06-15-2006, 02:34 PM
Damn...you nor-cal boys are harsh...who needs enemys with friends like you!
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :crossx:

acatitude
06-15-2006, 02:37 PM
and the pic is funny greg, I cant stop laughing when I see it

unleashed
06-15-2006, 02:41 PM
Well..when its running what is the top speed???
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :crossx:

acatitude
06-15-2006, 02:42 PM
Damn Grads you and wetin his shorts should bring them big bad twins up to shasta this weekend for the cat attack........ Ok John.. that will quiet them for a while damn us po boy single engine boaters gotta stick together no matter how funny that damn pic is . lmao

wettin my shorts
06-15-2006, 02:42 PM
Blown Carrera, hmmm I don't believe we ever met, but if you and Johny Boy get together, I believe he would change his screen name to "BlownJohnny" You mess with us you WILL get dragged into this!!!! Just a warning...

acatitude
06-15-2006, 02:43 PM
Well..when its running what is the top speed???
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :crossx:
no tellin yet lol but it goes 13 mph when grads is towin him

acatitude
06-15-2006, 03:02 PM
nope wettin your shorts I dont think we have met yet....... But I look forward to it.... bring that bad ass twin cat to cat attack and play .... I just gotta a little grocery getter howard...... love to see you and that AO there...
so whos the fastest you or grads??

acatitude
06-15-2006, 03:07 PM
gee I was just funnin wet shorts, but if ya wanta drag me into it what the hell , I hate warnings, lol..........

acatitude
06-15-2006, 03:09 PM
gee I was just funnin wet shorts, but if ya wanta drag me into it what the hell , I hate warnings, lol..........
Damn I agree with Greg and now you got me on johns side :argue:

John.
06-15-2006, 03:43 PM
wettin his shorts tops out at a slow 75ish mph.

grads2112
06-15-2006, 04:02 PM
Thanks for defending me Ken. Since Jory is 5+ weeks out...I'm looking to another source to get us running again. I'll PM you to see if you approve. Hopefully we'll be running by next weekend.
No big secret... its Rod at Honker Cut and for once in your boating life you made a wise decision.

H20 Party Starter
06-15-2006, 04:03 PM
Just ship the POS motor back to Texas where it came from so you can get on the water and stop talking shiat :rolleyes:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53721&highlight=overnight+Texas

grads2112
06-15-2006, 04:09 PM
Damn you guys are fockin hard on johnny boy just cuzz he bought that wcf and should have bought my howard......... well now that im in this...... John get that focker fixed right and lets go kick the shiat outa some twins 1 in particular..... but not till he gives me my dvd :) :yuk: oh boy now ive gone and done it...... sat here 30 seconds before i hit thesubmit button,,,, but wtf, you guys are really raggin that boy, even if he does deserve it..............the hell with Jory john send it to peto and grads will see what your transom looks like :crossx:
The only time I'm going to get to see what John's transom looks like is when I go over to his house and see his boat on the trailer out front. And Ken the dvd will be ready for pick up on monday and added to that dvd will be a certain red and white boat making a 115 m.p.h. pass. I'm going to be doing some testing tomorrow and I've got a few things up my sleeve, if doesn't do over 115 I'd be amazed.

grads2112
06-15-2006, 04:12 PM
Just ship the POS motor back to Texas where it came from so you can get on the water and stop talking shiat :rolleyes:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53721&highlight=overnight+Texas
You know what they say, there are only two things that come out of Texas (now 3) steers and queers (and now POS motors) and I don't see any horns on that thing.

grads2112
06-15-2006, 04:27 PM
Hey John, upon further review of that picture it looks like it might of had some oil leaking problems before the motor was even installed.http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/6075/497jesses632med19bb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

acatitude
06-15-2006, 04:37 PM
The only time I'm going to get to see what John's transom looks like is when I go over to his house and see his boat on the trailer out front. And Ken the dvd will be ready for pick up on monday and added to that dvd will be a certain red and white boat making a 115 m.p.h. pass. I'm going to be doing some testing tomorrow and I've got a few things up my sleeve, if doesn't do over 115 I'd be amazed.
115 is an awesome number Greg.... I can't wait to see the vid....
Be safe Greg

wettin my shorts
06-16-2006, 03:48 PM
80ish, turnkey, and the rougher the water, the better!

wettin my shorts
06-16-2006, 03:50 PM
Sam Houston was gay , the Alamo was a whorehouse, and the only thing good coming out of Texas is I35 North, which ends up in MINNESOTA!!!!