Her454
06-26-2006, 08:06 AM
A monday funny.....
Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how
things worked out for me:
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and
said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,
a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch
black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 25 year old blond.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old
woman.
It seems to me that you are not holding up your side
of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old
blond, and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed....
Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how
things worked out for me:
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and
said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,
a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch
black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 25 year old blond.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old
woman.
It seems to me that you are not holding up your side
of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old
blond, and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed....