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Jordy
06-27-2006, 10:53 PM
Apparetntly the Ashlee Simpson camp has turned down $4,000,000 (4 million dollars for you who can't count decimal places) to do a spread in Playboy. She must have some ugly boobies or a 3rd nipple after all the nip/tuck she's done on her face. :idea:
Any thoughts??? :D

Kilrtoy
06-27-2006, 10:55 PM
She is a complete idiot, Yvonne would do it for free

TRUMP TIGHT
06-27-2006, 10:59 PM
Thats a lot of f@cking money!:jawdrop:
I wonder what Hustler would give her?:idea:
Maybe she would need someone to "pose" with.:idea:

HM
06-27-2006, 11:04 PM
I'll get my camera
Make sure you delete all the naked pictures of Hanson off of your camera, you sick bastard.

Drift
06-27-2006, 11:09 PM
She said she'd do it as long as she could use a body double :p

Cheap Thrills
06-27-2006, 11:14 PM
That's 8,606,000,000 Belarusian Rubles :D
C.T. :wink:

Outnumbered
06-27-2006, 11:15 PM
She said she'd do it as long as she could use a body double :p
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "lip synch" :D

TRUMP TIGHT
06-27-2006, 11:18 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "lip synch" :D
She can synch her lips with my c@ck anytime!!:D

HM
06-27-2006, 11:20 PM
Last time you are allowed to borrow anything from me if that is what you do with it :mad: :mad: fukkin midget
Well, atleast you got your adjectives right....just ask Topless.
And stop calling me!!! That international restraining order was not a love letter!!! :220v:

Jordy
06-27-2006, 11:24 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "lip synch" :D
You figure she can't sing, she can't dance, now can we add she can't look good naked and airbrushed to the list??? Maybe Jessica will do it for the same price. :D

RitcheyRch
06-28-2006, 04:12 AM
Most would rather see Jessica anyways.

Thorsinc
06-28-2006, 05:43 AM
Maxim this month has Jessica, she looks like crap with her new hair style. Playboy should have negotiated with both girls and not daddy. Maybe we could have seen a little sister on sister action with a jar of pickles.

Jbb
06-28-2006, 05:55 AM
we could have seen a little sister on sister action with a jar of pickles.
:p :p :p

MRSDRMCAT
06-28-2006, 05:59 AM
DAMN... u guys are harsh....when did u get so perfect!

Drift
06-28-2006, 06:04 AM
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "lip synch" :D
That's what I'm talking about! aaaaahhh ha ha haha
:D :devil:

Charley
06-28-2006, 06:05 AM
She is cute and all, but the talent+looks is a way more rare combo... I'll probably get flamed for this but I'd rather see 40-ish Sheryl Crow :D

Run_em_Hard
06-28-2006, 06:09 AM
I would rather see Jessica than Ashley...but I wouldn't complain about either.

lucky
06-28-2006, 06:12 AM
She is a complete idiot, Yvonne would do it for free
I'm thinking - a few guys on here would pool some Money :) hey kilrtoy - she doesn't happen to have a single sister lol :)

ratso
06-28-2006, 06:56 AM
I figured she'd bang the Duke Lacrosse Team for that much dough...

JustMVG
06-28-2006, 07:02 AM
She is a complete idiot, Yvonne would do it for free
Hell I'll pay her to pose for Playboy :p .

Ziggy
06-28-2006, 07:05 AM
Does it really matter?
I say kudo's to her (camp) for not bowing to the pressure from PB.

AZJD
06-28-2006, 07:22 AM
She is a complete idiot, Yvonne would do it for free
LMFAO, Mine would probably pay them!

IMPATIENT 1
06-28-2006, 07:26 AM
she's not that hot!! maybe 4 million for her sister but ashley is ugly, needs a new nose and needs to quit thinkin she's some hard bitch.she rode on her sister's skirt tails to get where she's at, god knows talent didn't do it,lol.

Jbb
06-28-2006, 07:35 AM
decisions,decisions....... :p
http://www.wildboston.com/media-062606-zqf89nc5rhizq2d/picture/072_Ashlee_Simpson_Blender_.jpg
http://www.wildboston.com/media-062606-zqf89nc5rhizq2d/picture/JessicaSimpson-ClubJosephs-.jpg
http://www.wildboston.com/media-062606-zqf89nc5rhizq2d/picture/4.jpg
http://www.wildboston.com/media-062606-zqf89nc5rhizq2d/picture/mE935YdUri6nYw.jpg
http://www.wildboston.com/media-062606-zqf89nc5rhizq2d/picture/9a3_01.jpg
http://www.wildboston.com/media-062606-zqf89nc5rhizq2d/picture/jYRUaZDWwY.jpg
http://www.wildboston.com/media-062606-zqf89nc5rhizq2d/picture/86273_129.jpg

cdog
06-28-2006, 07:39 AM
Jessica's the hot one. :220v:
Ashley looks like a 12 year old boy with swollen mammary glands. :yuk:

Jordy
06-28-2006, 07:39 AM
Fine JBB, I'll take them both as a package deal. :D :D :D

Jbb
06-28-2006, 07:40 AM
Fine JBB, I'll take them both as a package deal. :D :D :D
two people at a time......

Kilrtoy
06-28-2006, 09:35 AM
I'm thinking - a few guys on here would pool some Money :) hey kilrtoy - she doesn't happen to have a single sister lol :)
No sister, but get the money gathered

Run_em_Hard
06-28-2006, 09:57 AM
Jessica is so God Damn Fine...

RAMROD
06-28-2006, 09:59 AM
Ashlee reminds me of this girl that hangs out at our local beach. She looks like she is 12 years old. I tell people if she would get a boob job she would look every bit of 13 and 1/2. :yuk:

Drift
06-28-2006, 10:02 AM
Ashlee reminds me of this girl that hangs out at our local beach. She looks like she is 12 years old. I tell people if she would get a boob job she would look every bit of 13 and 1/2. :yuk:
That's just wrong....
:220v:

RAMROD
06-28-2006, 10:06 AM
That's just wrong....
:220v:
Her 2 daughters that aren't even teenagers yet get more action than she does. :rolleyes:

Outnumbered
06-28-2006, 10:07 AM
http://www.allsexycelebs.com/pics/jessica_simpson/J_Simpson-DukesHazzard02-DL.jpg