Hasselhoff in hospital for jerking off - ok, WHAT THE F**K???

[SoCalSouthpaw]

Freak accident sends Hasselhoff to surgery
Star hits head on chandelier, cuts arm on glass
LONDON, England (AP) -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in a masturbating accident in a London gym bathroom, George Michael said Friday.
The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was pleasuring himself at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, George Michael said.
Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Michael said.
"He's fine," Michael said by phone from New York. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."
Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet penile implant company, he said.

[RitcheyRch]

Now thats funny.

[schlepy]

hahaha hasselhoff hurt jerking off. hasselhoff says jerking off is just a hassel.

[sintax]

Freak accident sends Hasselhoff to surgery
Star hits head on chandelier, cuts arm on glass
LONDON, England (AP) -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in a masturbating accident in a London gym bathroom, George Michael said Friday.
The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was pleasuring himself at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, George Michael said.
Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Michael said.
"He's fine," Michael said by phone from New York. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."
Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet penile implant company, he said.
haha where is the link for this one.

[Hardly Satisfied]

I guess none of the baywatch girls want him

[chase8]

That's bullshit!

[ThongMagnet]

What old movie stars will do to stay in the News.

[sea2lake]

Freak accident sends Hasselhoff to surgery
Star hits head on chandelier, cuts arm on glass
LONDON, England (AP) -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in a masturbating accident in a London gym bathroom, George Michael said Friday.
The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was pleasuring himself at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, George Michael said.
Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Michael said.
"He's fine," Michael said by phone from New York. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."
Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet penile implant company, he said.
funny how the doctors name is George Michael. WHAM

[KACHINA KEN]

It's not funny, it happened to me before :p

[Outnumbered]

funny how the doctors name is George Michael. WHAM
Good catch, I missed that one.

[Outnumbered]

The REAL story....
http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/30/people.hasselhoff.ap/

[SoCalSouthpaw]

That's bullshit!
We've gota Micheal Knight Lover in the house everyone. Stand with your backs against the wall, and what ever you do, DO NOT, I say again, DO NOT BENDOVER.

[Outnumbered]

Freak accident sends Hasselhoff to surgery
Star hits head on chandelier, cuts arm on glass
Friday, June 30, 2006 Posted: 2033 GMT (0433 HKT)
David Hasselhoff hit his head on a chandelier, showered himself with broken glass and severed a tendon.YOUR E-MAIL ALERTS
LONDON, England (AP) -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said Friday.
The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.
Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Katz said.
"He's fine," Katz said by phone from New York. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."
Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet company, she said.

[SoCalSouthpaw]

The REAL story....
http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/30/people.hasselhoff.ap/
Oh thanks!!!! :mad: I had everyone fallen for it!!!!! Hope you hit traffic today!!!! LOL! :p

[chase8]

We've gota Micheal Knight Lover in the house everyone. Stand with your backs against the wall, and what ever you do, DO NOT, I say again, DO NOT BENDOVER.
Are you calling me a fag?

[Outnumbered]

Oh thanks!!!! :mad: I had everyone fallen for it!!!!! Hope you hit traffic today!!!! LOL! :p
Thanks but I'm home this weekend :p . I was thinking it may be true until the George Michael doctor was pointed out. LMAO :D

[SoCalSouthpaw]

Thanks but I'm home this weekend :p . I was thinking it may be true until the George Michael doctor was pointed out. LMAO :D
Smart move (stayin home). Good catch on the George M thing. I hada hard time changing it I was laughin so hard.

[SoCalSouthpaw]

Are you calling me a fag?
Naa bra. What in the world would lead you to make that assertion?
http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=15102&stc=1

[ChumpChange]

Are you calling me a fag?
Not only did he call you a fag but he called you a queer and homo too!! :220v:

[SoCalSouthpaw]

Not only did he call you a fag but he called you a queer and homo too!! :220v:
Oh thanks CC! Just might as well hit me upside the head with a molotov cocktail. :crossx:

[chase8]

Naa bra. What in the world would lead you to make that assertion?
http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=15102&stc=1
You're pretty good at making things up. Maybe you should apply to the national enquirer, or one of those other tabloids. Better yet you could just get a
job working for the new york times. Of course you would have to give up your life long dream of being a barber, and drop out of barber college.

[SoCalSouthpaw]

You're pretty good at making up things up. Maybe you should apply to the national enquirer, or one of those other tabloids. Better yet you could just get a
job working for the new york times. Of course you would have to give up your life long dream of being a barber, and drop out of barber college.
Here here, I'll make sumpin else up; you sound like someone who has thick skin and doesnt wear his heart on his wittle sweeve. :p :D :squiggle:

[ChumpChange]

Here here, I'll make sumpin else up; you sound like someone who has thick skin and doesnt wear his heart on his wittle sweeve. :p :D :squiggle:
That's not what you said about him via PM :) ....you stated that he is probably some closet homo who was outed on another site so he came here to act straight and macho. Unfortunately, you saw right through him and started this thread in order to out him here also.
It's okay to love Davey....the Germans do.

[chase8]

I have a sense of humor too. I'm still laughing about the broken back pic. Seems
you uploaded it pretty fast. Did you scan that from your original copy, or just snap a quick pic from the poster on your wall?

[ChumpChange]

, or just snap a quick pic from the poster on your wall?
fyi: SoCalSouthpaw has openly admitted on this forum that he is gay so for you to know what is on his bedroom wall is kind of.....you know.....gay!

[SoCalSouthpaw]

Well ok. Since we're talking about PM's - I'll (on a one time basis) go against my rule of not publicizing PM's, after all Private means Private.
Private Message: Please tell me you're not a gay basher
Chase8: I am a tad bit offended in regards to your David Hasselhogg thread. I know that article is not true. It looks like you are gay bashing. I was ousted from another forum for being 'discovered'. I came here because someone said it was gay-friendly. Your post is not. Please do not badger Mr Hasselhogg's name because it is not nice and neither is gay bashing. I hope you can understand.

[chase8]

fyi: SoCalSouthpaw has openly admitted on this forum that he is gay so for you to know what is on his bedroom wall is kind of.....you know.....gay!
C'mon chumpchange we all liked you so much better before you were a hater. Why don't you bore us all some more with your threads about how you won lender of the year (right) and about the big bonus your company gave you. Better yet why don't you tell us a little more about your incredible shopping experiences at nordstroms. Did you ever purchase your new golf clubs, oh and how about the 3 350Z's. Your a legend dude. A legend in your own mind.

[SoCalSouthpaw]

C'mon chumpchange we all liked you so much better before you were a hater. Why don't you bore us all some more with your threads about how you won lender of the year (right) and about the big bonus your company gave you. Better yet why don't you tell us a little more about your incredible shopping experiences at nordstroms. Did you ever purchase your new golf clubs, oh and how about the 3 350Z's. Your a legend dude. A legend in your own mind.
Ummmm, I dont get it. chase - save your dignity, go sharpen your wit a bit and then come out and play.

[ChumpChange]

C'mon chumpchange we all liked you so much better before you were a hater. Why don't you bore us all some more with your threads about how you won lender of the year (right) and about the big bonus your company gave you. Better yet why don't you tell us a little more about your incredible shopping experiences at nordstroms. Did you ever purchase your new golf clubs, oh and how about the 3 350Z's. Your a legend dude. A legend in your own mind.
Anybody who wants to have a little fun at my expense can. Don't know why you are taking everything so seriously that you have to go through all my previous posts. I will tell you all about that stuff though just for my own entertainment at this point.
Nordstroms: I don't shop at Nordstroms, they're too expensive...I just park there because it's in the shade.
Golf Clubs: In the process, just waiting on my fitting time. Did shoot in the 80s last week though.
350z's / Lender of the year: I didn't have to buy a Z due to winning lender of the year and my company leasing me a Porsche. One of the other Z buyers ended up getting the G35 sport couple and the other is currently bidding on 911s though ebay.
Am I a legend? Nah. Just a normal human being. Just like you. Thanks for the compliment though.

[ChumpChange]

Wish I could play longer but the wife just called and she is ready to go home. We car-pooled today. Catch ya on Monday!

[Old Texan]

A David Hasselhoofer thread turns gay and now we got us a 26 post stalker working the board?
What next?:rollside:

[topless]

A David Hasselhoofer thread turns gay and now we got us a 26 post stalker working the board?
What next?:rollside:
Well Poster X can always come over and amaze us with his psycho babble. :crossx:

[hoolign]

Naa bra. What in the world would lead you to make that assertion?
http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=15102&stc=1
Don't you mean insertion? :p

[hoolign]

Well ok. Since we're talking about PM's - I'll (on a one time basis) go against my rule of not publicizing PM's, after all Private means Private.
Private Message: Please tell me you're not a gay basher
Chase8: I am a tad bit offended in regards to your David Hasselhogg thread. I know that article is not true. It looks like you are gay bashing. I was ousted from another forum for being 'discovered'. I came here because someone said it was gay-friendly. Your post is not. Please do not badger Mr Hasselhogg's name because it is not nice and neither is gay bashing. I hope you can understand.
If the Hasselhoffs and gays are out???..I suggest we devote our energy towards ridiculing Tom Browns inadequet peformances while he was with Topless!
C'mon Top ....you start!

[HCS]

WTF? how the hell? :confused:

[nofuel]

Anybody who wants to have a little fun at my expense can. Don't know why you are taking everything so seriously that you have to go through all my previous posts. I will tell you all about that stuff though just for my own entertainment at this point.
Nordstroms: I don't shop at Nordstroms, they're too expensive...I just park there because it's in the shade.
Golf Clubs: In the process, just waiting on my fitting time. Did shoot in the 80s last week though.
350z's / Lender of the year: I didn't have to buy a Z due to winning lender of the year and my company leasing me a Porsche. One of the other Z buyers ended up getting the G35 sport couple and the other is currently bidding on 911s though ebay.
Am I a legend? Nah. Just a normal human being. Just like you. Thanks for the compliment though.Dumb ass
ps: I'm trying to find some tire's for my 81 citation, I can't decide rather to keep it lifted with the 205's (25 bucks) or put the stock 185's back on (20 bucks), please help, driving to Cabo on Sunday.
Thanks: nofuel, Future Sanitary Engineer of the year