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hoolign
07-05-2006, 05:45 PM
Anything you want answered, anything at all..If it's to personal for the forum ..PM us and we'll post your anonymous answer on the forum with a codeword..so just you know "your" answer!
We're all ears!

hoolign
07-05-2006, 05:57 PM
Pressure washer Poney Mit...pressure washer !

LaveyJet
07-05-2006, 06:03 PM
Is it true Canadians do it doggie style so you both can watch the Hockey Game?

hoolign
07-05-2006, 06:05 PM
Is it true Canadians do it doggie style so you both can watch the Hockey Game?
No! we do it doggy style so the damn dog doesnt just cold nose 1 of us only!

LaveyJet
07-05-2006, 06:07 PM
Gee
Haw

hoolign
07-05-2006, 06:10 PM
Gee
Haw
What's this fox force five?? are you a force to be reckoned with?? We looking to hire an enforcer..!

LaveyJet
07-05-2006, 06:28 PM
What's this fox force five?? are you a force to be reckoned with??
Only when it comes to drinking beer , :D
I'd be willing to enforce all liquor laws if I can confiscate the evidence.
Last name is Fox and there's Five of us, so we named the boat.

Tom Brown
07-05-2006, 06:29 PM
I have a question.
What do you do if some jagoff claims you've jacked his shit when really, you wouldn't touch his shit with Roman 1's mouth? :confused:

Jbb
07-05-2006, 06:32 PM
Why does Tom Brown repeatedly pm me .....and insist I start calling him..........Hondo?

Tom Brown
07-05-2006, 06:32 PM
Why does Jbb have his own forum on RRL? :confused:

hoolign
07-05-2006, 06:33 PM
I have a question.
What do you do if some jagoff claims you've jacked his shit when really, you wouldn't touch his shit with Roman 1's mouth? :confused:
Sumbit your Question to "Dear Assholes" but whatever you do...don't send bozzer a pre approved cheque!

Mrs.Racer277
07-05-2006, 06:34 PM
Hey Tom finish your Cisco training???

Biglue
07-05-2006, 06:40 PM
Why does Tom Brown repeatedly pm me .....and insist I start calling him..........Hondo?
Hondo means "deep" in spanish. Could there be some bench racer subliminal type message in there? :idea: :D

OutCole'd
07-05-2006, 06:41 PM
How many steps are there in the Hustle??

hoolign
07-05-2006, 06:48 PM
How many steps are there in the Hustle??
The Basic Step of the Hustle
The step timing is a series of alternating sets of two quick steps followed by two slow steps. The quick steps take ½ beat of music and the slow steps take a full beat of music. In this way, four steps are taken to three beats of music. The step timing may be counted 1,2,&3 or it may be counted &1,2,3. These two counting systems are equivalent and serious students of hustle should become comfortable with using both of these counting systems. The dance is the same, regardless of which counting system is used. The basic foot pattern is simple. It consists of alternating sets of two forward steps and then two backward steps. The dance is usually started on the second backward step. The steps are often called out:
The number of steps will be determind by how much youve had to drink for one..and secondly if your using a scratched LP for the music! da da da ...dda da da da....da da da...da da da da da ..DO THE HUSTLE ...dda da da da....da da ...DO THE HUSTLE da...da

rrrr
07-05-2006, 06:56 PM
Is the enema bag and colon cleansing kit still for sale?

hoolign
07-05-2006, 07:00 PM
Is the enema bag and colon cleansing kit still for sale?
No.. and I have to make a public apology here ..it was a zip lock full of gravy at one time !

Tom Brown
07-05-2006, 08:09 PM
Hey Tom finish your Cisco training???
Yes. :) :) :)

Tom Brown
07-05-2006, 08:11 PM
The Basic Step of the Hustle
Nice job, Van McCoy.
I'm embarrassed to admit I know that dance. You'd think a fine looking man, such as myself, who can cobble together a dance or two, would have his pick of the chickas. ... but not so much. :(

hoolign
07-05-2006, 08:12 PM
Yes. :) :) :)
So your a Crisco graduate??
:rollside:

hoolign
07-05-2006, 08:14 PM
Nice job, Van McCoy.
I'm embarrassed to admit I know that dance. You'd think a fine looking man, such as myself, who can cobble together a dance or two, would have his pick of the chickas. ... but not so much. :(
da da da ...dda da da da....da da da...da da da da da ..DO THE HUSTLE ...dda da da da....da da ...DO THE HUSTLE da...da

Tom Brown
07-05-2006, 08:14 PM
So your a Crisco graduate??
:rollside:
They lured me away from the Mazola people with money and product.

ROZ
07-05-2006, 11:06 PM
Hey, you put your enema bag in my Cisco... no, you put your cisco in my enema bag... The advertizing slogans you can come up with should out do Reeses peanutbutter cups, gravity,,,,errr, hands down :D

Kilrtoy
07-06-2006, 12:43 AM
Why ask Why

hoolign
07-06-2006, 07:18 AM
Why ask Why...That depends on who is asking why and where why is asked! The answer may vary when why is asked as well! Hope this helps!

Mrs.Racer277
07-06-2006, 07:43 AM
Yes. :) :) :)
Did you pass???

Classic Daycruiser
07-06-2006, 10:51 AM
Why does coffee, walking, a cig, and a fiber diet make you regular?
This is a Tom Brown question

chub
07-06-2006, 11:15 AM
Where did all those socks go. I checked the dryer?