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cheetahchick
07-10-2006, 07:56 PM
Just wanted to say hi, and that i am new to the forums :)

bruddah
07-10-2006, 07:59 PM
welcome and have fun

Tom Brown
07-10-2006, 08:00 PM
Hi CC. Welcome. :)
Hey... I know you're new here and all but I could use some help.
Sometimes when I masturbate, one or both of my testicles pop out of place until several minutes after I come. I've been checked for hernia and my GP tells me I'm fine. What do you think is wrong? :idea:

USCFAN
07-10-2006, 08:01 PM
Welcome....

TRUMP TIGHT
07-10-2006, 08:15 PM
Hi CC. Welcome. :)
Hey... I know you're new here and all but I could use some help.
Sometimes when I masturbate, one or both of my testicles pop out of place until several minutes after I come. I've been checked for hernia and my GP tells me I'm fine. What do you think is wrong? :idea:
Maybe its just that after you masturbate your balls drop because your finally acting like a man!:D

LakeSnake
07-10-2006, 08:15 PM
From one newbie to another...Welcome! :)

TRUMP TIGHT
07-10-2006, 08:16 PM
Oh ya, welcome cc!

Tom Brown
07-10-2006, 08:17 PM
From one newbie to another...Welcome! :)
Welcome, LakeSnake. :cool:
What do you recommend for a maximum pressure to run my colonic pump? Is 6 PSI too high? :confused:

upsman105
07-10-2006, 08:22 PM
Welcome, LakeSnake. :cool:
What do you recommend for a maximum pressure to run my colonic pump? Is 6 PSI too high? :confused:
I am sure you have had a lot more pressure than that on/in your colon.. :p

Mohave Vice
07-10-2006, 08:23 PM
:wink:

CornWater
07-10-2006, 08:26 PM
Welcome, LakeSnake. :cool:
What do you recommend for a maximum pressure to run my colonic pump? Is 6 PSI too high? :confused:
Ohhh... Blaise Pascal would not be proud. Friggin Canatards..
:argue:

TRUMP TIGHT
07-10-2006, 08:27 PM
Tire pressure should be about 35 so as long as your under that TB you shouldn't have a blow out.;)
Unless your colon gets punctured by a foreign object!:D

Tom Brown
07-10-2006, 09:05 PM
Ohhh... Blaise Pascal would not be proud.
PROGRAM WelcomeNewbie(iPostCount);
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Partycattin
07-10-2006, 09:05 PM
Great Welcome Mr. Brown.
Cheetah girl. Welcome.
There are a lot of Simi people on this site. I noticed that you are a hair stylist. Any chance you work at Bell Amore? My sis works there.

Kim Hanson
07-10-2006, 09:12 PM
Just wanted to say hi, and that i am new to the forums :)
Welcome to the pit, it's fun sometimes..........( . )( . )............. :cool: I like the name!

TRUMP TIGHT
07-10-2006, 09:13 PM
PROGRAM WelcomeNewbie(iPostCount);
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:confused:

Tom Brown
07-10-2006, 09:15 PM
Great Welcome Mr. Brown.
Thanks! :)
:confused:
Do you see a syntax issue? :idea:

Devil's Advocate
07-10-2006, 09:15 PM
Watch where you step around here, you may get something on ya... :rollside:
Welcome, welcome....

No Name
07-10-2006, 09:17 PM
Not sure why you want to be part of this $hit hole. :confused: But welcome anyways. :cool:

cheetahchick
07-10-2006, 09:19 PM
yes i work at bell amore partycattin

bocco
07-10-2006, 09:21 PM
I can't believe we've gotten this far and nobody has pointed out that pictures are required. Post em up.

LakeSnake
07-10-2006, 09:26 PM
Welcome, LakeSnake. :cool:
What do you recommend for a maximum pressure to run my colonic pump? Is 6 PSI too high? :confused:
You could probably run about 65psi.

Tom Brown
07-10-2006, 09:29 PM
You could probably run about 65psi.
... and compete with the old faithful geyser.

LakeSnake
07-10-2006, 09:34 PM
... and compete with the old faithful geyser.
uhh...yes. :rolleyes:

carreraelite
07-10-2006, 09:36 PM
I think that he's talkin about your blood pressure....

pixilatedpussy
07-10-2006, 09:41 PM
Just wanted to say hi, and that i am new to the forums :)
Another Cheetah Chick???????????????????? Oh no!!!! LOL! Welcome! :rollside:

Hardly Satisfied
07-11-2006, 01:38 AM
welcome aboard

CHEETAH24
07-11-2006, 07:00 AM
Another Cheetah Chick???????????????????? Oh no!!!! LOL! Welcome! :rollside:
A little competition pixi..? lol :)

MR HARLEY
07-11-2006, 07:22 AM
Welcome aboard!

Partycattin
07-11-2006, 01:08 PM
yes i work at bell amore partycattin
Is you station near Teresa's?

riverracerx
07-11-2006, 02:11 PM
Welcome!!

RitcheyRch
07-11-2006, 02:54 PM
Welcome.

termiteguy
07-11-2006, 04:34 PM
wait a minute some of you are sliping. pixs we require pixs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DeeCandyBar
07-11-2006, 04:40 PM
Hi CC. Welcome. :)
Hey... I know you're new here and all but I could use some help.
Sometimes when I masturbate, one or both of my testicles pop out of place until several minutes after I come. I've been checked for hernia and my GP tells me I'm fine. What do you think is wrong? :idea:
other than your not being funny, your vulgarity, and the fact that you have no apparent sense of common decency, you'd have no value whatsoever :yuk:

pm069
07-11-2006, 04:49 PM
Welcome aboard and enjoy the ride. Another Simiite! We should get together and party sometime! :mix: I know of at least 7 board ( or is it bored ) peeps, from SV. Don't go to Bells much but you can find me at Morris bowtie. :cool:

Tom Brown
07-11-2006, 04:57 PM
other than your not being funny, your vulgarity, and the fact that you have no apparent sense of common decency, you'd have no value whatsoever :yuk:
I like you, DeeCandyBar. :cool:
Oh yeah... I almost forgot... Welcome! :D
Hey... if you want a great sig line quote, why not go with one of my heavy hitters... like:
That's not a g-string. That's my dick.

OGShocker
07-11-2006, 05:04 PM
I like you, DeeCandyBar. :cool:
Oh yeah... I almost forgot... Welcome! :D
Focking Canadian! Oh yeah, I am here uh, there, uh, you know what I mean.. :rolleyes:
Welcome to the newbies!

Tom Brown
07-11-2006, 05:08 PM
Oh yeah, I am here uh, there, uh, you know what I mean.
Welcome, OG! :D :D :D

OGShocker
07-11-2006, 05:14 PM
other than your not being funny, your vulgarity, and the fact that you have no apparent sense of common decency, you'd have no value whatsoever :yuk:
I, find your, use of, commas rather, amusing..:D

TRUMP TIGHT
07-11-2006, 05:17 PM
other than your not being funny, your vulgarity, and the fact that you have no apparent sense of common decency, you'd have no value whatsoever :yuk:
I agree! TB has no common decency!:220v: Now the first and last parts of your statement are a little off.....he is hilarious and that is what gives him value!:D:D At least to HB.
P.S.
Maybe your IQ prevents TB's jokes from being funny!!:D

Phat Al
07-11-2006, 05:37 PM
Hi cheetahchick.... I'm new too. Seems like a fun site to me.

TRUMP TIGHT
07-11-2006, 05:40 PM
Welcome Phat Al!

Tom Brown
07-11-2006, 05:41 PM
Welcome, Phat Al. :cool:
I would consider it a favor if you would let me know if there's any way I can make your time here more enjoyable. :)

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-11-2006, 05:55 PM
welcome aboard :p

Tom Brown
07-11-2006, 05:59 PM
Hey Mrs. Flyin Vee! It's always a treat to see you here. :)

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-11-2006, 06:04 PM
Hey Mrs. Flyin Vee! It's always a treat to see you here. :)
well Thank you so much Tom. Like wise. :)

pixilatedpussy
07-11-2006, 08:37 PM
A little competition pixi..? lol :)
Just a little...................... :rollside: :220v: :rollside: :220v: I like a lil friendlt competition....( somehow....I always end up being the Bitch... :rolleyes: )
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2406100_0305-med.JPG

Tom Brown
07-11-2006, 08:38 PM
somehow....I always end up being the Bitch...
... and that is such a turn on. :cool:

pixilatedpussy
07-11-2006, 08:39 PM
welcome aboard :p
Hiya hunny...where ya been hiding?? :rollside:

pixilatedpussy
07-11-2006, 08:39 PM
... and that is such a turn on. :cool:
:p :p :p Hi hun..how ya been?

CornWater
07-11-2006, 08:40 PM
... and that is such a turn on. :cool:
You get turned on by road kill....
:D :D

missspent
07-11-2006, 08:44 PM
Hope you have fun on this page...come visit our site
See you in the channel !!
http://www.lakehavasucityinformation.com

pixilatedpussy
07-11-2006, 08:55 PM
Hope you have fun on this page...come visit our site
See you in the channel !!
http://www.lakehavasucityinformation.com
Welcome! :p

pixilatedpussy
07-11-2006, 08:56 PM
You get turned on by road kill....
:D :D
Who you callin road kill MR???? :mad: :rollside:

Tom Brown
07-11-2006, 08:57 PM
:p :p :p Hi hun..how ya been?
I've been good. :)
... although I don't seem too popular with some of the newer folks, for some reason. :confused:

CornWater
07-11-2006, 08:58 PM
Who you callin road kill MR???? :mad: :rollside:
Uh oh... maybe that is why Jill says I should keep my mouth shut. Totaly did'nt mean that way, and if you listen closely.... yep, that is the sound of me back pedaling..
:)

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-11-2006, 08:58 PM
Hiya hunny...where ya been hiding?? :rollside:
in sewers. LOL!! :) Just been working with no play. :cry:

pixilatedpussy
07-11-2006, 08:59 PM
I've been good. :)
... although I don't seem too popular with some of the newer folks, for some reason. :confused:
Im never popular....You must not be "A" material either.... :crossx:

pixilatedpussy
07-11-2006, 09:00 PM
Uh oh... maybe that is why Jill says I should keep my mouth shut. Totaly did'nt mean that way, and if you listen closely.... yep, that is the sound of me back pedaling..
:)
LOL.....Back Paedal...Back Pedal...Back Pedal.....You can make it up to me in Glamis! :rollside:

Tom Brown
07-11-2006, 09:01 PM
Im never popular....You must not be "A" material either.... :crossx:
You're definitely A material, PP. :cool:
I, on the other hand, am like a poor man's Ernest Borgnine.

pixilatedpussy
07-11-2006, 09:01 PM
in sewers. LOL!! :) Just been working with no play. :cry:
ahhh.....I no what ya mean....Hope you are having a nice summer. Hope to see ya on the water sometime... :rollside:

CornWater
07-11-2006, 09:02 PM
LOL.....Back Paedal...Back Pedal...Back Pedal.....You can make it up to me in Glamis! :rollside:
Absolutely... and for what its worth, I think you are hotter than a witches titty...
:D :D

pixilatedpussy
07-11-2006, 09:02 PM
You're definitely A material, PP. :cool:
I, on the other hand, am like a poor man's Ernest Borgnine.
Oh stop..... :rollside: LOL..............people just missunderstand you...Maybe they are jealous??? LOL :220v:

pixilatedpussy
07-11-2006, 09:03 PM
Absolutely... and for what its worth, I think you are hotter than a witches titty...
:D :D
Umm......you are toooo kind Mr...you are not too shabby yourself! :p

ultra27jay
07-12-2006, 08:21 AM
Just wanted to say hi, and that i am new to the forums :)
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, LOOSER! :rollside:

cheetahchick
07-12-2006, 06:09 PM
Whatever, big bro!

Tom Brown
07-12-2006, 06:28 PM
Whatever, big bro!
Jay is your brother? :confused:
I wouldn't have offered such a pleasant greeting had I known that. :idea:

GHT
07-12-2006, 06:30 PM
Jay is your brother? :confused:
I wouldn't have offered such a pleasant greeting had I known that. :idea:
Careful in the forums.... Tom Brown is a Sadist....
Other than that you should be safe... Welcome

Tom Brown
07-12-2006, 06:36 PM
Tom Brown is a Sadist....
Hey... what's with the cock block? I was just building up my courage to ask CC out or, at least, help me analyze my groin condition.

GHT
07-12-2006, 06:41 PM
Hey... what's with the cock block? I was just building up my courage to ask CC out or, at least, help me analyze my groin condition.
Thought I was Helpin'.... :rolleyes: But maybe a block of ice will help with your groin condition (sounds like it could be swollen?). :)
Hey CC you should check out Browns Drillin' Rig.... There has been a lot of talk on these boards about it...

ultra27jay
07-12-2006, 07:55 PM
Whatever, big bro!
hello where are!!!!!!!!!!!

cheetahchick
07-13-2006, 08:56 AM
Careful in the forums.... Tom Brown is a Sadist....
Other than that you should be safe... Welcome
Ill watch out for him, but thanks for the welcome

cheetahchick
07-13-2006, 08:57 AM
hello where are!!!!!!!!!!!
Where are you!!!!!!!!!!!
I expect to see at the bq this weekend. Muffin wants to know when we are doing lunch?

Rowboat
07-13-2006, 09:13 AM
other than your not being funny, your vulgarity, and the fact that you have no apparent sense of common decency, you'd have no value whatsoever :yuk:
So what you are saying is that he has value because he has no redeeming values. :idea: :confused: