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HM
07-14-2006, 09:27 PM
to thank the Lord for his mysterious ways in which he works. The infidels of the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah known as Lake Havasu are about to have their walls of sin come tumbling down around them.
Can I get a hallelujah?
Can I get an amen?
Can I get a generous donation of $100 to the church of HolyMoly?
Since I have been accused of conducting a sermon, I may as well commit 110% to and go T.V. Evangelical style.
This will be quickly followed by this promo for Channel 7 News: "Find out how the multi gazillionair Reverand HolyMoly has been idicted for running a midget escort service to the stars....charges have been found on Charley Sheen's mastercard to the tune of $500,000. Also, find out how pasties are the #1 cause of death for children under the age of 12. Film at 11:00."
:) :) :) :)

topless
07-14-2006, 09:35 PM
I'll pledge $100.00 if you climb up on the roof of your ministry and jump off.....amen this you f'in DWARF :mad:
Get it straight.................HE'S A MIDGET, NOT A DWARF. Now don't make me go all Topless on you and shit.

TRUMP TIGHT
07-14-2006, 09:36 PM
$200

TRUMP TIGHT
07-14-2006, 09:37 PM
Get it straight.................HE'S A MIDGET, NOT A DWARF. Now don't make me go all Topless on you and shit.
Wow, is Topless being protective?:idea:

topless
07-14-2006, 09:43 PM
midget/dwarf....same hairy little twerp either wayDon't forget the 3 legged part.

welk2party
07-14-2006, 09:45 PM
Someone is on fire this week.... :rollside:

TRUMP TIGHT
07-14-2006, 09:47 PM
Someone is on fire this week.... :rollside:
Who? Did Dilligaf set him on fire?:D

topless
07-14-2006, 09:51 PM
that is your part :yuk:No, it's the best part.

TRUMP TIGHT
07-14-2006, 09:52 PM
For an extra hundy....I let people set my back hair on fire and stick me on people's doorsteps and ring the door bell.
And who do i make Toplesses check out to?

welk2party
07-14-2006, 09:53 PM
For an extra hundy....I let people set my back hair on fire and stick me on people's doorsteps and ring the door bell.
Sweet...I am on my way to you! :crossx:

Kim Hanson
07-14-2006, 09:57 PM
All I can sayis you people are weird :rolleyes: ........( . )( . )............Holy, I seen " 40 Year Old Virgin " and you are him !.............. :)

welk2party
07-14-2006, 09:57 PM
I also let people put me on the hood of their Cadillacs. :)
I need a new ghetto fab hood ornament. You just saved me the trouble of ordering a new one.

topless
07-14-2006, 10:00 PM
All I can sayis you people are weird :rolleyes: ........( . )( . )............Holy, I seen " 40 Year Old Virgin " and you are him !.............. :)Go back to Bench Racers, noone here has an update Hansalator.

TRUMP TIGHT
07-15-2006, 09:18 AM
Friendzzzzzzzz...
It is true that you cannot legislate morality.
But, you can legislate against immorality.
Can I get a hallelujah?
Can I get an amen?
Can I get to reach deep deep down into your pockets and give an extra $500, $100, or even $50 to the Church of HolyMoly Building fund?
Or like the Marines like to say....I can't make you do anything.
But I can make you wish you did.
Wish i did what?!:mad:

TRUMP TIGHT
07-15-2006, 09:30 AM
Wish you donated to the Church of HolyMoly. I can protect you from God's wrath....for the right price. :crossx: :) :rollside: :rollside: :)
Now can i transfer my wrath account to someone else or does it need to be closed completely?:idea:

TRUMP TIGHT
07-15-2006, 09:42 AM
For the right price, anything is possible. :crossx:
:idea: