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YeLLowBoaT
07-21-2006, 08:56 AM
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything
except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly
discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet
Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to
have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White
Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what
happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a
killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is
trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is
why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU
LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a
phobia, it is an opinion.
I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are
different, weird, or tick me off.
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities
where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it
is the Law of Probability.
I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of
cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a
matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have
to speak English!
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave
the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry
ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't
understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country,
you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored
bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop,
trinket store, or any other business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk
our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they
could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document;
and open to their interpretations.
I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor.
I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television.
That doesn't stop you from watching them.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made
and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next
operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it
does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little
behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but
please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay
home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly
infected mouth as you serve me French fries!
I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black
people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they
be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go
around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great,
great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from
America and nowhere else
And if you don't like my point of view, tough...
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD,
INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don't. It
is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very
hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We
Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why
don't we just tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE QUIET!!!

Ultra5150
07-21-2006, 09:21 AM
Snopes is your friend....
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney4.asp

YeLLowBoaT
07-21-2006, 09:23 AM
I knew it was a fake when I posted it. I just like the message.

2Driver
07-21-2006, 12:18 PM
this one is great. As a matter of fact I liked pretty much most of them.
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave
the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.