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Her454
07-28-2006, 09:04 AM
> I used to have a Labrador Retriever so I was buying a large bag
> of Purina at Wal-Mart one day and was in line to check out.
>
> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
>
> On impulse, I told her "no" but that I was starting The Purina
Diet
> again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
> hospital the last time I was on the diet but I HAD lost 50 pounds
> before I awakened in the Intensive Care Unit with tubes coming out
> of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
> it works is that you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
and
> simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Plus the food is
> nutritionally complete so I was going to try the diet again.
>
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
by
> now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, biker who was
> behind the lady.
>
> Horrified, the woman asked me if I'd ended up in the ER because
I'd
> been poisoned by the Purina. I told her "no."
> Actually I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
> hit me.
>
> I thought the biker was going to have to stagger out the door.

Ziggy
07-28-2006, 09:08 AM
I managed to get out of the cars way but it still clipped my tail off......LOL, at least it was just my tail :D

YODA
07-28-2006, 01:47 PM
I would love to have been in that line hearing that conversation and seeing the reaction of those people-too funny

FMluvswater
07-28-2006, 04:29 PM
> I used to have a Labrador Retriever so I was buying a large bag
> of Purina at Wal-Mart one day and was in line to check out.
>
> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
>
> On impulse, I told her "no" but that I was starting The Purina
Diet
> again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
> hospital the last time I was on the diet but I HAD lost 50 pounds
> before I awakened in the Intensive Care Unit with tubes coming out
> of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
> it works is that you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
and
> simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Plus the food is
> nutritionally complete so I was going to try the diet again.
>
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
by
> now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, biker who was
> behind the lady.
>
> Horrified, the woman asked me if I'd ended up in the ER because
I'd
> been poisoned by the Purina. I told her "no."
> Actually I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
> hit me.
>
> I thought the biker was going to have to stagger out the door.
ROFLMFAO!!! :cry: :D

Her454
07-28-2006, 07:37 PM
ROFLMFAO!!! :cry: :D
Yea I figured you could appreciate my sick sense of appreciation too LOL.........

Trailer Park Casanova
07-28-2006, 07:40 PM
Funny.

Her454
07-28-2006, 07:44 PM
Funny.
C'mon that deserved at least a ROTFLMAO, or a LMAO......not just a "funny". :rollside: :rollside:

Trailer Park Casanova
07-28-2006, 08:10 PM
C'mon that deserved at least a ROTFLMAO, or a LMAO......not just a "funny". :rollside: :rollside:
:rollside:
It was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3812spinningface.gif

FMluvswater
07-28-2006, 08:46 PM
Yea I figured you could appreciate my sick sense of appreciation too LOL.........
Sick? :confused: No no. I'm okay. You're okay. :smile:

Her454
07-29-2006, 08:02 AM
:rollside:
It was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3812spinningface.gif
Thats more like it. Just because you are retired now does not mean you have to be stuffy and not let loose with an occasional laugh or two ;)
Sick? :confused: No no. I'm okay. You're okay. :smile:
Whew, I was concerned. ;)