You ever have sex with an ugly person? What happened?:

[Trailer Park Casanova]

I don't mean masturbation.
Did ya ever hit it with a below 5 rating?
Whats the story?:

[Kilrtoy]

You are gonna have to define the rating system, Because my 5 maybe someones else 10

[1stepcloser]

I'm not too proud to say Yes, I have had sex with an ugly chick.
What happened? I finished up and got the hell out.
Every time. :)

[Ziggy]

You are gonna have to define the rating system, Because my 5 maybe someones else 10
Someone you'd not purposely introduce to your parents ;)
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[Schiada76]

splort!

[Cole Trickle]

I can't remember having sex with any uglies:D
Woken up with a couple though :crossx: ;)

[1stepcloser]

TPC is giving a sub 5 rating here.
I figure thats ugly.
You know, a little on the heavy side, rather unassunming features... an easy target. ;)

[No Name]

Have I ever had sex with an ugly person ? Yes a few times.
What happened ? Pretty much the same thing as with a pretty person.
When I was finished I asked her to leave. :)

[RitcheyRch]

Aint that the truth.
I can't remember having sex with any uglies:D
Woken up with a couple though :crossx: ;)

[IN2-IN2MX]

No...but that is just my personal taste. Someone else may think they were 2's. :p

[Trailer Park Casanova]

You are gonna have to define the rating system, Because my 5 maybe someones else 10
OK, then as you were.
Have you ever had sex with a person that in your opinion was ugly?

[Acommanderguy]

yes havent we all had a slump buster? But we never talk about it, and if you see them out and about you avoid them like the plague! :cool:

[Dribble]

I one went to bed with someone who looked like Shania Twain and woke up with someone who looked like Mark Twain.

[ChumpChange]

Originally Posted by Kilrtoy
You are gonna have to define the rating system, Because my 5 maybe someones else 10
OK, then as you were.
Have you ever had sex with a person that in your opinion was ugly?
No, but the person that he was having sex with did :2purples: :2purples: :2purples:

[Ziggy]

I one went to bed with someone who looked like Shania Twain and woke up with someone who looked like Mark Twain.
So you went to SouthBeach Drag District eh? :D
Too Funny, good post :)

[BadKachina]

Do you mean taking some one home from a party or concert or what ever that looks like this? I wouldn't admit it if I did. :rolleyes:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/3078pic_02684.jpg

[Kilrtoy]

OK, then as you were.
Have you ever had sex with a person that in your opinion was ugly?
OH GOD YES, but know saw or ever knew, You know you take one for the team and it comes back TENFOLD in beautiful women

[Kilrtoy]

No, but the person that he was having sex with did :2purples: :2purples: :2purples:
OUCH........................ :boxed:

[NashvilleBound]

She was so ugly and fat I was carressing her rolls on her stomach thinking they were her tits.. I think thats enough said....... I gotta go barf now that I remembered this.......

[riverroyal]

7 minutes,instead of 2 :cry:

[MRSDRMCAT]

Have I ever had sex with an ugly person ? Yes a few times.
What happened ? Pretty much the same thing as with a pretty person.
When I was finished I asked her to leave. :)
WOW!! Remember how we talked about how you loose perception sometimes when reading someones quote....I just lost perception?!?!?!?!?!?!? :yuk: :rollside: :yuk: :rollside: :yuk: :rollside:

[stompnstang]

Do you mean taking some one home from a party or concert or what ever that looks like this? I wouldn't admit it if I did. :rolleyes:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/3078pic_02684.jpg
HEY now she was looking good at 2am but then again i had the beer helmet on not the goggles.............

[Jbb]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/181beerposter12.jpg

[26Daytona]

Yeah, I have.
My current wife, but she's only ugly on the outside.

[Boatcop]

What happened?
She fell asleep on my arm and I had to chew it off to keep from waking her up. :yuk:

[slowinhavasu]

OK...WAAAAYYY back in the day I had a rule when I went into a bar...I would find the ugliest chick in the bar, I mean UGLY......When she started lookin good, I was out of there........Atleast that's the way I remember it....That's my story and I'm stickin to it......

[MrsGHT]

I don't mean masturbation.
Did ya ever hit it with a below 5 rating?
Whats the story?:
Why? Did you do something recently that you regret? Knowing others have done it makes you feel better, right?

[TRUMP TIGHT]

I had a kid!j/k. :D

[ahhell]

once...sometimes strip poker and beer should be allowed in the same room, actually she wasnt that bad lookin'...just couldnt remember her name to save my life :220v: and my "friends" (scream) peekin in the back window.......

[MAINEVENT]

you gotta put some charity work sometime... Or take one for the team... Tose are the worst though... only like a handful though... I have some pride... in my talent...

[riverroyal]

you gotta put some charity work sometime... Or take one for the team... Tose are the worst though... only like a handful though... I have some pride... in my talent...
player

[Redneck]

OK...WAAAAYYY back in the day I had a rule when I went into a bar...I would find the ugliest chick in the bar, I mean UGLY......When she started lookin good, I was out of there........Atleast that's the way I remember it....That's my story and I'm stickin to it......
so what did you do the next day when she was in bed with you lol

[TRUMP TIGHT]

Only as a slump buster to get my average back up. Sometimes you just have to be happy with a bloop!:D

[slowinhavasu]

so what did you do the next day when she was in bed with you lol
NEVER.....I think.....HHHMMMMM....

[FREIND OF AA AND TA]

Ugly people need love too. Thats what grocery bags are for.
And beer! :rollside:

[Magic34]

Do you mean taking some one home from a party or concert or what ever that looks like this? I wouldn't admit it if I did. :rolleyes:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/3078pic_02684.jpg
This pictures makes me start singing a song....
"I see pretty girls everywhere I go, Everywhere I go, everywhere, I go..... at school...."

[DeeCandyBar]

one time on a blind date...
http://www.wingerswi.com/wingersWI/images/t13b.jpg

[ratso]

No...but that is just my personal taste. Someone else may think they were 2's. :p
LMAO... I see that way too much... Hot Chicks with 2's :yuk:
It's gotta be about the size of their wallet in most cases...
I wish I still had the pic of the hot chick walking hand in hand by the beach or a pool with a dude that had to be pushing 400 lbs... :2purples:

[sleekcraft78]

What happened?
She fell asleep on my arm and I had to chew it off to keep from waking her up. :yuk:
I was wondering how long it would take for coyote ulgy to show up.LOL

[DeeCandyBar]

LMAO... I see that way too much... Hot Chicks with 2's :yuk:
It's gotta be about the size of their wallet in most cases...
I wish I still had the pic of the hot chick walking hand in hand by the beach or a pool with a dude that had to be pushing 400 lbs... :2purples:
here you go
http://www2.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=16346&stc=1

[lucky]

I have not yet - but my man ***** abilties are succumbed by tequilla .. and when you drink enough of that shit - sheep look pretty ....

[IN2-IN2MX]

LMAO... I see that way too much... Hot Chicks with 2's :yuk:
It's gotta be about the size of their wallet in most cases...
I wish I still had the pic of the hot chick walking hand in hand by the beach or a pool with a dude that had to be pushing 400 lbs... :2purples:
Not for me. I don't think I've ever been with a guy that makes lots of money. :cry: Dammit! :p

[Dave C]

:supp:...... I was wondering when bench racers would chime in here..... :rollside:
I have not yet - but my man ***** abilties are succumbed by tequilla .. and when you drink enough of that shit - sheep look pretty ....

[Fast Freddy]

I don't mean masturbation.
Did ya ever hit it with a below 5 rating?
Whats the story?:
this one time when i was drunk this rich fat chic.......
well you know the rest of the story so i will spare you the details and just say this - i did get paid good money so i would hit it again

[ratso]

here you go
http://www2.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=16346&stc=1
...that would be it lol... :D

[ratso]

Not for me. I don't think I've ever been with a guy that makes lots of money. :cry: Dammit! :p
...so you decided to skip the huge wallet for a huge...................... oh never mind :idea: :D

[riverjunkie]

Kind of like riding a Moped, fun to ride til your friends catch you on them.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/181beerposter12.jpg

[78 challenger]

As long as they are not fat, throw there face in a pillow and they all look the same.

[a catered life]

i thought bumping uglies was a good thing

[Desert Rat]

Had a couple that were good from far, but far from good. Like a good friend of mine says,
the worst pussy I've ever had
was still GOOD................. :crossx:

[RitcheyRch]

Bumping uglies is good.
My Grandfather (God rest his soul) had the perfect saying. He always said "A stiff di*k has no conscience"
i thought bumping uglies was a good thing

[a catered life]

Had a couple that were good from far, but far from good. Like a good friend of mine says,
the worst pussy I've ever had
was still GOOD................. :crossx:
what up paul your sounding more and more like carlos menica :p

[jkh04200]

Never had a one night stand. But.......... I have had 2 woman over the years that were not the best thing to look at but were what I considered good friends. After enough coaxing from there part we became "friends with benefits". Let me tell ya, both of those girls were incredible in bed. From my experience the "hot" ones are usually so stuck on there selves they are pretty much shitty in the sack

[ROZ]

OH GOD YES, but know saw or ever knew, You know you take one for the team and it comes back TENFOLD in beautiful women
Then I'm headed to the local troff for some ugly tail.... :D

[lucky]

when they're fugly - turn em over - thats what the greeks do :)

[rrrr]

when they're fugly - turn em over - thats what the greeks do :)
Uh, we were talking about chicks......try to harness those man love thoughts...... :crossx: :crossx:

[SnakeWrench]

when they're fugly - turn em over - thats what the greeks do :)
Hey I resent that, I'm greek and uh,,,, uh ,,,,,Damn, your right... my bad.

[centerhill condor]

by the looks of things you made ugly kids...

[Cole]

Reminds me of RDs tag line......
You can drink them cute, but you can't drink them skinny!

[No Name]

From my experience the "hot" ones are usually so stuck on there selves they are pretty much shitty in the sack
I have to disagree, the "few" hot ones that I've had in my life really knew how to work it. :)

[Bense468]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5352/fatfriendmx7pm2.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[JB in so cal]

Uglies are like mopeds. They're fun, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one. :)

[LAND_LOVER69]

here you go
http://www2.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=16346&stc=1
That picture is enough to piss a guy off :mad:

[VanDeano]

I married her :cry:

[ratso]

That picture is enough to piss a guy off :mad:
...just try and picture that... in the sack. :jawdrop:

[kanedog]

Back in my single days I banged tons of uglies. Compared to my friends, i would get off 10x to their 1 because they were too busy chasing the hot, stuck on themsef, stuck up, scared to get a finger in their a$# model types.
I would pick up a fugly at the bar, do the nastiest things I could think of with her, get off then come back to the bar and party. My friends would spend all night on one girl and leave empty handed. hahaha.
A few times after I was done, I would get the fuglies to do my blue balled friends. I am a cool friend. What can i say?