Need info on mile high club......

[lewiville]

like how do you get away with it. always wanted to try it.

[riverroyal]

you need a willing partner :rollside:

[lewiville]

you need a willing partner :rollside:
and 2nd............................would be....I am all ears :)

[riverroyal]

I have no idea,my guess is a redeye flight would be easier.The tough part would be getting my wife that drunk

[LUVNLIFE]

The best time is a late night (redeye) flight. The stewardess won't really mind even though she knows what you are up to :cool:

[riverroyal]

can help,do 3 fit in those little bathrooms?

[lewiville]

can help,do 3 fit in those little bathrooms?
nice, very nice.
isnt that part of there job?

[riverroyal]

now there guy stewards,and some ugly ones

[uvindex]

If you do it in the lav everybody knows what the heck is going on and people also may get mad that you're hogging a lav....
As others said, gotta do it on a redeye. Ideal situation is where you two have a whole row to yourselves... You need blankets, of course. Put the armrests up, seatbacks back, and "spoon" your honey so it looks like you're both taking a nice little nap while laying on your sides. Then slip it to her doggie/spoon style. Try to keep the noise down. That's one way that I know works. :)

[hoolign]

nice, very nice.
isnt that part of there job?
No..it's part of their job
:p

[blown dough]

can help,do 3 fit in those little bathrooms?
Trust me 3 do not fit!!!!!!!!!!!

[riverroyal]

No..it's part of their job
:p
looks whos here

[riverroyal]

the redeye with blankets would be easy,back row,,,,,just the tip :idea:

[lewiville]

If you do it in the lav everybody knows what the heck is going on and people also may get mad that you're hogging a lav....
As others said, gotta do it on a redeye. Ideal situation is where you two have a whole row to yourselves... You need blankets, of course. Put the armrests up, seatbacks back, and "spoon" your honey so it looks like you're both taking a nice little nap while laying on your sides. Then slip it to her doggie/spoon style. Try to keep the noise down. That's one way that I know works. :)
SPOONIN SOUNDS GOOD. however I dont think we can do anything about the noise :crossx:

[cxr133]

is there such a thing or a term for the 55mph club....
you know for those LOOONG nightime road trips home from the river??

[riverroyal]

is there such a thing or a term for the 55mph club....
you know for those LOOONG nightime road trips home from the river??
called desert center road head alley

[Hotcobra270]

red eye flight for sure... a couple of jack and cokes and you'll need a flight that is kinda long so...
good luck.. ohh yeah, you gotta have a small wife/partner... :)

[lewiville]

I like this, getting some good idea's :crossx:

[blown dough]

red eye flight for sure... a couple of jack and cokes and you'll need a flight that is kinda long so...
good luck.. ohh yeah, you gotta have a small wife/partner... :)
oh yeah red eye to Australia lots of fun several times, oops did i say that out loud.

[riverracerx]

It gets hard to drive to Havi on the 40 when you can't see around your wife's tits! :p

[lewiville]

It gets hard to drive to Havi on the 40 when you can't see around your wife's tits! :p
Hey,
thats a great question for Boat Cop...........Hey BC, got another question

[BajaMike]

like how do you get away with it. always wanted to try it.
I've heard it works best on an air ambulance flight in a Beachcraft King Air 200 or Gulfstream G-4 (both nice roomy aircraft). You got a pilot, a paramedic/co-pilot and two nurses. You take a stable patient cross country back home to a hospital closer to his home town.
After you drop off your patient, you have a nice flight home. Nurse one gets up front with the pilot and the paramedic/co-pilot gets in back on the gurney with nurse two.....and it's mile high club time. :rollside:
Then paramedic/co-pilot and nurse two gets up front and drives while the pilot and nurse one goes back on the gurney, and it's mile high club again!!! :boxed:
I've heard this can happen....you just have to make sure you get the right nurses on your flight! :cool:
:2purples: :2purples: :2purples: :2purples:

[lewiville]

I've heard it works best on an air ambulance flight in a Beachcraft King Air 200 or Gulfstream G-4 (both nice roomy aircraft). You got a pilot, a paramedic/co-pilot and two nurses. You take a stable patient cross country back home to a hospital closer to his home town.
After you drop off your patient, you have a nice flight home. Nurse one gets up front with the pilot and the paramedic/co-pilot gets in back on the gurney with nurse two.....and it's mile high club time. :rollside:
Then paramedic/co-pilot and nurse two gets up front and drives while the pilot and nurse one goes back on the gurney, and it's mile high club again!!! :boxed:
I've heard this can happen....you just have to make sure you get the right nurses on your flight! :cool:
:2purples: :2purples: :2purples: :2purples:
OH really? Likley story. Like that really happens.

[BajaMike]

OH really? Likley story. Like that really happens.
Well, I just heard something like that could happen....:confused:
:rollside: :rollside:

[lewiville]

Well, I just heard something like that could happen....:confused:
:rollside: :rollside:
If I could only be a fly on the wall. ( by the way how much would that cost?)

[BajaMike]

If I could only be a fly on the wall. ( by the way how much would that cost?)
It didn't cost the parties involved anything, in fact they were paid pretty good for the trip. It did cost the patient lot's of money, but they missed the fun. The King Air 200 is about $3000 per hour, the G-4 about $4000 per hour.
:idea:

[SHOTKALLIN]

Most male stewards will give you the thumbs up on an empty red eye. They understand the thrill.

[uvindex]

If I could only be a fly on the wall. ( by the way how much would that cost?)You don't have to pretend like you're having a heart attack to do it -- there are commercial services that will take you up starting at $599.
Here's one of them: Quickie Package (http://www.privatejetcharters.com/Packages.htm) :)

[Outnumbered]

You don't have to pretend like you're having a heart attack to do it -- there are commercial services that will take you up starting at $599.
Here's one of them: Quickie Package (http://www.privatejetcharters.com/Packages.htm) :)
http://www.privatejetcharters.com/images/aztec_pic.jpg
The "Love Bird" looks a little "ghetto" and does not seem too private in the back (pull the curtain and go at it). Perv pilot probably making internet porn vids with a hidden cam set-up :D

[SHOTKALLIN]

I wouldn't be able to get it up on that tiny ass plane....to afraid it might crash. beside you would practically be doin it in the co-pilots seat. You might as well ask the pilot to join in. Mile High 3some. :crossx:

[DeeCandyBar]

unless you're both midgets it helps to be on a wide body aircraft since they usually have larger lavatories (some have extra large ones for handicapped).
you agree on which lav to go into and then one goes and then the other one goes a minute later using a preset knock to gain entrance. do your business and go out together.
there's no law against it - go for it. let us know if you do it in a regular ultra-small sized lav.

[lewiville]

You don't have to pretend like you're having a heart attack to do it -- there are commercial services that will take you up starting at $599.
Here's one of them: Quickie Package (http://www.privatejetcharters.com/Packages.htm) :)
Dude,
Thank you sOOOOOOOOO much. I know now how I am going to propose to the little woman. How cool is that. Take off, have dinner, get it on, and then........................................WILL YOU MARRY ME>>>>>>>

[Outnumbered]

Dude,
Thank you sOOOOOOOOO much. I know now how I am going to propose to the little woman. How cool is that. Take off, have dinner, get it on, and then........................................WILL YOU MARRY ME>>>>>>>
Don't pick out the cheapest company or you will end up like this guy... :220v: :220v: :220v:
Plane rented for marriage proposal crashes
ROME, Ga. (AP) - A plane chartered to help a man propose to his girlfriend crashed, injuring the couple and the pilot, authorities said.
Relatives holding a sheet with "Erica, will you marry me?" painted on it watched from the ground as the Cessna 127 circled low over the airport, stalled and then crashed Friday evening.
The couple, Adam Sutton and Erica Brussee, and the pilot were taken to a hospital with injuries that did not appear to be life threatening, authorities said.
Brussee suffered a broken leg, and the other two had cuts and gashes.
As Brussee was loaded into the ambulance, she said: " 'Tell Adam I said yes,' " said Joshua Willis, Sutton's cousin.
The ring was lost in the wreckage, he said.

[lewiville]

Don't pick out the cheapest company or you will end up like this guy... :220v: :220v: :220v:
Plane rented for marriage proposal crashes
ROME, Ga. (AP) - A plane chartered to help a man propose to his girlfriend crashed, injuring the couple and the pilot, authorities said.
Relatives holding a sheet with "Erica, will you marry me?" painted on it watched from the ground as the Cessna 127 circled low over the airport, stalled and then crashed Friday evening.
The couple, Adam Sutton and Erica Brussee, and the pilot were taken to a hospital with injuries that did not appear to be life threatening, authorities said.
Brussee suffered a broken leg, and the other two had cuts and gashes.
As Brussee was loaded into the ambulance, she said: " 'Tell Adam I said yes,' " said Joshua Willis, Sutton's cousin.
The ring was lost in the wreckage, he said.
I plan on getting a plane from here to S.F. and back. Its gotta be a lier jet :cool:

[lewiville]

starting to make this happen............ohhhhhhhhhhh hoooooohhhhhhhh

[Kilrtoy]

Just eneter the head and rub one out, it counts right :boxed:

[lewiville]

Just eneter the head and rub one out, it counts right :boxed:
probley a hell of allot cheaper in the long run?
Why didnt I think of that................ just alittle slow lately :cool:

[uvindex]

Just eneter the head and rub one out, it counts right :boxed:That's a different club: The Mile High Monkey Spankers! :)

[X-driver]

I had a 'Mile High" experience but unfortunaly I wasn't involved.
I fly for a F500 company and we used to do a little charter flying on the side.
We picked up a mid 40s guy and his gfriend (she was smoking!) in the NY area for a flight to Aspen. Halfway out I was looking at my paperwork for the trip and there was no ground transportation listed for the paxs at the destination. I turn around to ask the man if there was anything set-up and he is not in his seat. I unbuckle to look at the seats on my side of the a/c and they are empty, too. For a moment, it was a very weird to have the paxs disappear!
Then I look way in the back and notice the lav door closed........
I then clued my flying partner into what was going on and we both got a big smile!! Sh$t, if i was paying that kind of money for a private flight.......I would have nailed my gfriend, too!
When deplaning in Aspen ,I think they knew that we knew....she seemed a little red in the face.
X-driver

[Riverat84]

called desert center road head alley
i like that!....seems that im not the only one that's gone through road head alley like you're supposed to! ;)

[RitcheyRch]

Been there done that on the 10 heading up Chiraco Summit. Was driving the truck with stuff in tow and the gf climbed on over and rode me.
is there such a thing or a term for the 55mph club....
you know for those LOOONG nightime road trips home from the river??

[Dave C]

LOL sounds like penthouse forum.....
I've heard it works best on an air ambulance flight in a Beachcraft King Air 200 or Gulfstream G-4 (both nice roomy aircraft). You got a pilot, a paramedic/co-pilot and two nurses. You take a stable patient cross country back home to a hospital closer to his home town.
After you drop off your patient, you have a nice flight home. Nurse one gets up front with the pilot and the paramedic/co-pilot gets in back on the gurney with nurse two.....and it's mile high club time. :rollside:
Then paramedic/co-pilot and nurse two gets up front and drives while the pilot and nurse one goes back on the gurney, and it's mile high club again!!! :boxed:
I've heard this can happen....you just have to make sure you get the right nurses on your flight! :cool:
:2purples: :2purples: :2purples: :2purples:

[lewiville]

Hee Hee
BUMP

[Fast Freddy]

like how do you get away with it. always wanted to try it.
buy your own aiplane. thats what i am gonna do.

[bocco]

Of course thanks to the muslums you can't even sneak condoms or lube onto the airplane now.

[lewiville]

Of course thanks to the muslums you can't even sneak condoms or lube onto the airplane now.
Now you have my attention and they have really pissed me off :mad:

[Insurance God]

I was on a flight with my wife (at the time fiance) from CA - PA. The plane had a "handi-capable" restroom. It made it really easy because it was bigger. She walked in & I followed. I'll spare the details but it was awesome and there were people waiting at the door when we walked out. This was all done in the middle of the day.

[lewiville]

I was on a flight with my wife (at the time fiance) from CA - PA. The plane had a "handi-capable" restroom. It made it really easy because it was bigger. She walked in & I followed. I'll spare the details but it was awesome and there were people waiting at the door when we walked out. This was all done in the middle of the day.
That was you? You bastard, I was waiting so long I shit my pants.....BIATCH

[JB in so cal]

called desert center road head alley
Oh, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllly!