CBadDad
08-13-2006, 12:00 PM
I just got my new Porsche Turbo and I had to return to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!...", he said... "Nelson!"
The radio replied with... "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie" he said, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy.
For the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful
classical music and if I said "Beach Boys", I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new Porsche,
but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "ASSHOLES...!" and.....The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Hilary Clinton and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze.
Damn..., I LOVE this car!
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!...", he said... "Nelson!"
The radio replied with... "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie" he said, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy.
For the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful
classical music and if I said "Beach Boys", I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new Porsche,
but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "ASSHOLES...!" and.....The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Hilary Clinton and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze.
Damn..., I LOVE this car!