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HCS
08-25-2006, 09:09 PM
What the hell! There's a boob job thread.
Who gave you your best blow job?
Post her (I hope it was a her) name and phone#. :rollside:
Cheap Thrills
08-25-2006, 09:11 PM
Cant say who the best was , They all sucked at it. :D
C.T. :wink:
No Name
08-25-2006, 09:15 PM
They were all good. :)
YeLLowBoaT
08-25-2006, 09:17 PM
I don't know her name nor her number....here is a security cam of us right b4 we left the bar. (http://movies.plsthx.com/media/WineOpener.wmv)
HCS
08-25-2006, 09:18 PM
Cant say who the best was , They all sucked at it. :D
C.T. :wink:
As long as they didn't blow!
Funny how some suck and some don't. Never could figure it out.
I guess some are gun shy.
I never had a problem diving on the muff. :)
No Name
08-25-2006, 09:20 PM
I never had a problem diving on the muff. :)
Now thatÂ’s my specialty. :)
HCS
08-25-2006, 09:23 PM
I don't know her name nor her number....here is a security cam of us right b4 we left the bar. (http://movies.plsthx.com/media/WineOpener.wmv)
Reminds me of Alanis Morisette for some reason. :rolleyes: :D
HCS
08-25-2006, 09:24 PM
the only thing my wife says i do good around the house:confused:
Honey do's??
moneypit
08-25-2006, 09:24 PM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/84blowjob16tf.gif
Devil's Advocate
08-25-2006, 09:28 PM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/84blowjob16tf.gif
I know some sign...I can do it that way too.. :D
The thread's turning gay with all you guys talking about bj's. :D
HCS
08-25-2006, 09:32 PM
I know some sign...I can do it that way too.. :D
The thread's turning gay with all you guys talking about bj's. :D
Ya. That's the problem. No women will respond.
Might as well delete it. :rolleyes:
Devil's Advocate
08-25-2006, 09:35 PM
Ya. That's the problem. No women will respond.
Might as well delete it. :rolleyes:
yeah, except me.. :crossx:
Cheap Thrills
08-25-2006, 09:43 PM
let me try to bring it back to guy level.
Don't you just hate those middle buzz beer farts when you halfway into a good beer buzz and you feel one commin on. So you swint the spincter and one eye and try to ease it out and hope it doesn't have a download attached to it. How does this pertain to blow jobs you ask ?
my answer would be .. Hell I don't know I'm drunk I'm bound to say anything at this point ..
I'm done ... carry on.
C.T. :wink:
HCS
08-25-2006, 09:44 PM
Devil's Advocate,
I'm so use to people inserting naked women in their avatars I didn't realize you were the Brazilian Booty.
Da, on me. :rolleyes:
HCS
08-25-2006, 09:46 PM
let me try to bring it back to guy level.
Don't you just hate those middle buzz beer farts when you halfway into a good beer buzz and you feel one commin on. So you swint the spincter and one eye and try to ease it out and hope it doesn't have a download attached to it. How does this pertain to blow jobs you ask ?
my answer would be .. Hell I don't know I'm drunk I'm bound to say anything at this point ..
I'm done ... carry on.
C.T. :wink:
I can relate. Shoot for the tits!
Devil's Advocate
08-25-2006, 09:51 PM
Devil's Advocate,
I'm so use to people inserting naked women in their avatars I didn't realize you were the Brazilian Booty.
Da, on me. :rolleyes:
:rollside:
HCS
08-25-2006, 10:04 PM
:rollside:
Drive fast, take chances, run with scissors, smoke in bed...
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Run naked, play safe, live now. Buy smoke alarms... :rolleyes:
HCS
08-25-2006, 10:14 PM
just a little slow:D
Discomebooberated. Or discombolate.
Didn't even think it was real word.
My back hurts.
Parker Dreamin
08-25-2006, 10:20 PM
never had a bad one.....
djunkie
08-26-2006, 12:51 AM
Fat chicks give the best head. Don't ask me how I know. :rolleyes: :crossx: :crossx:
VanDeano
08-26-2006, 01:00 AM
Fat chicks give the best head. Don't ask me how I know. :rolleyes: :crossx: :crossx:
Ain't that the truth! :2purples:
RitcheyRch
08-26-2006, 08:05 AM
There actually a sign for suck and the deaf ladies know what it means. :boxed:
They are only bad when teeeth come into action.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/84blowjob16tf.gif
ratso
08-26-2006, 08:22 AM
I never liked them... until I met my 5th wife... Damn those were good!!!
socalmoney
08-26-2006, 08:40 AM
I never liked them... until I met my 5th wife... Damn those were good!!!
5th wife? We can never call Ratso a quiter.
We can see why you split on the other 4.
ratso
08-26-2006, 09:22 AM
:eek: How many more future ex-wifes are left in your town there ratso:D
ZERO! www.realdoll.com is probably where I'll get my next chick from. :crossx:
Moneypitt
08-26-2006, 09:32 AM
Do you why it's called a blow job?.........................'Cause women always do exactly the opposite of what you tell them to.....................MP
Cheap Thrills
08-26-2006, 09:32 AM
ZERO! www.realdoll.com is probably where I'll get my next chick from. :crossx:
That banner add they have going is too damn funny LMAO :D
C.T. :wink:
ratso
08-26-2006, 09:33 AM
Do you why it's called a blow job?.........................'Cause women always do exactly the opposite of what you tell them to.....................MP
lmao... finally an explanation...
SmokinLowriderSS
08-26-2006, 09:50 AM
let me try to bring it back to guy level.
Don't you just hate those middle buzz beer farts when you halfway into a good beer buzz and you feel one commin on. So you swint the spincter and one eye and try to ease it out and hope it doesn't have a download attached to it. How does this pertain to blow jobs you ask ?
my answer would be .. Hell I don't know I'm drunk I'm bound to say anything at this point ..
I'm done ... carry on.
C.T. :wink:
Damn, since the thread changed, I can't tell about the one friend I met in Alaska who was a classic "deep-throater" .......... oh well. your loss CT.