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kingcole80
08-26-2006, 06:26 AM
A penguin was driving to Las Vegas last summer when his car broke down in
Baker California. He pulled his car into a service station and asked the
mechanic if he could fix it. The mechanic said he would need a little time
to look at it and find the problem. The penguin asked if he could go into
the store and wait. The mechanic said sure. While inside the store the
penguin saw the cooler with the sodas and stuff inside and decided he would
go in there for a couple minutes to cool off. While inside he noticed a big
tub of ice cream, he looked around and did not see anyone so he decided to
have a taste. Well after tasting it he could not help himself because it was
so good and cold that he ended up eating the whole thing and started on a
second tub. Realizing he had been in there for quite a while he decided to
see how his car was doing. He looked around and did not see anyone so he
snuck out and walked out to the mechanic who still had his head buried under
the hood of his car. The penguin asked if he found the problem yet. The
mechanic said
"well it looks like you blew a seal"
the penguin said (while wiping his face)
"NO NO!!, that's just vanilla ice cream"!!