Help me Jesus!!

[Wicky]

Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me
I wanna go FAST!!!!
Help me 8lb 6oz baby Jesus in the manger(sp?)

[sigepmock]

Oh lord please help get the invisible fire off my best friend.

[Racer277]

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

[Big Kahunaa]

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