Count Down!!!!!

[topless]

15 hours till I'm off to the river. You'll never see me there either because I go to a secret place.............or as some call it, a secrete place.

[Cheap Thrills]

15 hours till I'm off to the river. You'll never see me there either because I go to a secret place.............or as some call it, a secrete place.
secrete :D LMAO
C.T. :wink:

[YeLLowBoaT]

you mean underneath the dash??? I just plan on getting the bottum of the boat in primer this weekend. Well that and sleeping.

[Tom Brown]

Does that mean you'll be menstruating at the river this weekend?

[topless]

Does that mean you'll be menstruating at the river this weekend?
Actually, aunt Flo is leaving tomorrow. she is heading back to Red Cina where she belongs.

[Tom Brown]

Do you find masturbation relieves menstrual cramps?

[topless]

Do you find masturbation relieves menstrual cramps?
Never had them so I wouldn't know. However I do find that thinking of you in a foil covered trailer with strobe lights illuminating the room brings me very close to orgasm.

[Cheap Thrills]

Does that mean you'll be menstruating at the river this weekend?
Put an end to those embarrassing leaks http://www.homebrewit.com/images/CB6455_135x120.jpg
or could use the old style http://www.homebrewit.com/images/tapered_corks_135x66.jpg
But they usually require special tools for removal.
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/50263736/Cork_Screw.jpg
C.T. :wink:

[Tom Brown]

:idea:
It's too bad I got all that tobacco juice on my white suit. Chicks used to really dig me in that thing.
I wonder if I could sue the Red Man people? :idea:

[topless]

Put an end to those embarrassing leaks http://www.homebrewit.com/images/CB6455_135x120.jpg
or could use the old style http://www.homebrewit.com/images/tapered_corks_135x66.jpg
But they usually require special tools for removal.
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/50263736/Cork_Screw.jpg
C.T. :wink:
Hey you sick shit, I told you aunt Flo is going home tomorrow> No need for any sort of plugs.

[Tom Brown]

Au contraire. There's always need for a plug.

[Cheap Thrills]

Hey you sick shit, I told you aunt Flo is going home tomorrow> No need for any sort of plugs.
:D:D:D: . I just fell out of the damn chair Oh Shit toooo funny :p
C.T. :wink:

[topless]

:D:D:D: . I just fell out of the damn chair Oh Shit toooo funny :p
C.T. :wink:
She usually comes to the river with me but this time I kicked her ass to the curb.

[topless]

Au contraire. There's always need for a plug.Well, perhaps ear plugs to silence the sound of coyotes eating small domestic animals.

[Tom Brown]

Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

[topless]

Look at Tom getting all sentimental and shit.