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MRS FLYIN VEE
09-06-2006, 06:09 PM
A man came home from work and found his three children outside,
still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and
wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house
and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found
an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw
rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor,
a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread
by the backdoor.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the
bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap
and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap
and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed
in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked
how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She
again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home
from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?" "Yes," was his
incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

DesertGirl
09-06-2006, 06:10 PM
Hahahah!!!!

MRS FLYIN VEE
09-06-2006, 06:15 PM
Hahahah!!!!
it's true and funny. LOL!! :p

slowinhavasu
09-06-2006, 06:15 PM
I only asked that question once, in the early years of our marrige (twenty one years now ) BAD mistake.................. :crossx:

MRS FLYIN VEE
09-06-2006, 06:18 PM
I only asked that question once, in the early years of our marrige (twenty one years now ) BAD mistake.................. :crossx:
LMAO!! :p

MRS FLYIN VEE
09-06-2006, 07:34 PM
My wife asked me that at least once a week for 7 years while I stayed home and raised our kids before they were in school. Now that I'm back to work, she gets to find out for herself every day. :crossx: :crossx:
I bet you had a great time with the kids too. Not very many men get or want to do that or at times can. Congrats to you. Now it is the Mrs. Turn. LOL!! :)

MRS FLYIN VEE
09-06-2006, 07:43 PM
I really miss it too. We had a blast. But, they're both in school all day, so it wouldn't be as much fun. I type this as my daughter is fitting me with one of her many tiaras. I guess we're playing dress up daddy like a princess. :D
LMAO!! at least it's not let's cut daddy's hair with these only cuts paper sissors. :p

MudPumper
09-06-2006, 07:56 PM
that was pretty much a scene from a sitcom recently. I think it might have been According to Jim or something like it. They used the same lines.