RitcheyRch
09-14-2006, 08:16 AM
Please dont shoot the messenger. I received this in an e-mail this morning. :boxed:
Worse than you thought & worth remembering and this
came from a Democrat
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I
voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected
on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you
have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,
Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning,
Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave
anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex.
I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to
discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than
I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in
the work place (especially the White House) and on the
job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning
of "it" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual
acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the
other one does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of
impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that
the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be
plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,
Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest,
Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look
moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses
who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who
have fled the country to avoid testifying about
Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55
criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in
the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,
"gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over
the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary
trips.
9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I
really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think
of a more deserving group of recipients for my
hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting.
I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged
in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for
the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted
felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin
society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while
Governor of Arkansas)
11. Thanks also for removing the White House
silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the
pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts
you've received from your "friends."
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of
the White House for vandalizing and destroying
government property on the way out. I also appreciate
removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass,
flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight
savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars
spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the
$8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you,
Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who
says crime doesn't pay!
14. The last and most important point - thank you for
forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist
pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.
The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part
of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993,
Israel had to agree to release so-called "political
prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any
with blood on their hands. The American President at
the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State,
Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be
released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually
thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of
the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of
the American TV networks at the time that the
terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the
US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans
know the real truth?
What a guy!!
If you agree that the American public must be made
aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America
and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so
wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for
"inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be
able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.
Worse than you thought & worth remembering and this
came from a Democrat
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I
voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected
on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you
have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,
Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning,
Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave
anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex.
I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to
discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than
I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in
the work place (especially the White House) and on the
job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning
of "it" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual
acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the
other one does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of
impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that
the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be
plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,
Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest,
Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look
moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses
who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who
have fled the country to avoid testifying about
Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55
criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in
the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,
"gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over
the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary
trips.
9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I
really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think
of a more deserving group of recipients for my
hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting.
I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged
in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for
the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted
felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin
society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while
Governor of Arkansas)
11. Thanks also for removing the White House
silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the
pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts
you've received from your "friends."
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of
the White House for vandalizing and destroying
government property on the way out. I also appreciate
removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass,
flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight
savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars
spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the
$8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you,
Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who
says crime doesn't pay!
14. The last and most important point - thank you for
forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist
pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.
The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part
of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993,
Israel had to agree to release so-called "political
prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any
with blood on their hands. The American President at
the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State,
Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be
released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually
thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of
the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of
the American TV networks at the time that the
terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the
US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans
know the real truth?
What a guy!!
If you agree that the American public must be made
aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America
and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so
wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for
"inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be
able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.