How long before France

[Jyruiz]

Surrenders (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060914/ap_on_re_eu/france_al_qaida_video) ? I hope they don't, but I say right after the first terrorist attack.

[MrsSigEpMock]

So it's official; EVERYONE DOES HATE FRANCE!!! :crossx:
Just kidding (not really)

[HocusPocus]

reminds me of a joke.
For Sale: French army rifle, its never been fired and only dropped once. :crossx:

[soupersonic]

Ireland Declares War on France
Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his
telephone rings.
"Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy Down at
the
Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are
officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is
your
army?"
"Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, me
Cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from
the
pub. That makes eight!"
Chirac paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army
waiting to move on my command."
"Begoora!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still
on.
We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Paddy?" Chirac asks.
"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."
Chirac sighs amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and
5,000
armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since
we
last spoke."
"Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."
Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still
on!
We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie
McLaughlin's
ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the
Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!"
Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you,
Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are
surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last
spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!"
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" says Paddy, "I will have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr.
Chirac! I
am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war."
"Really? I am sorry to hear that," says Chirac. "Why the sudden change of
heart?"
"Well," says Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness, and
decided there is no fookin' way we can feed 200,000 prisoners."

[YeLLowBoaT]

Rifles for sale cheap... never fired, droped once.

[RiverPirate]

Funny stuff.....but it all rings true.