PDA

View Full Version : Two thiings. A pic of Lindsay Lohan's coochie, and odd postings on Craig's List...



Mandelon
09-14-2006, 04:26 PM
Craig's List posting:
Anyone ever been caught...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT
...doing the most private of private things?
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
Kinda odd. If you want to see lindsay lohan's coochie go to UselessJunk. com Its on the first page somewhere.

Phat Matt
09-14-2006, 04:28 PM
Why were you wearing the snorkel? How was the chicken? :D

Moe_Havi
09-14-2006, 04:28 PM
Didn't the mask fog up?
Moe

Jbb
09-14-2006, 04:29 PM
A day in the life of Tom Brown.... :)

HOSS
09-14-2006, 04:30 PM
I`m all cool with the mask,,,but this snorkle deal????????? does it work?

reDECKulous
09-14-2006, 04:32 PM
Was the snorkle on your face or on your...?

kcvega
09-14-2006, 04:52 PM
probably had the snorkel upside down.

MayDaze
09-14-2006, 04:55 PM
Why were you wearing the snorkel? How was the chicken? :D
lol :)

stvneil
09-14-2006, 05:25 PM
:frown: :messedup: :redface: :rolleyes: you need help.

Devil's Advocate
09-14-2006, 05:36 PM
:2purples:

ratso
09-14-2006, 05:46 PM
...at least you're honest about it Mandy. :jawdrop:

HavasuSelect
09-14-2006, 06:07 PM
Man there is some funny/gross shit on this website. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. (Lohan's box looks kinda gross)

pixilatedpussy
09-14-2006, 07:15 PM
Craig's List posting:
Anyone ever been caught...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT
...doing the most private of private things?
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
Kinda odd. If you want to see lindsay lohan's coochie go to UselessJunk. com Its on the first page somewhere.
WTF?????????????????????? :crossx: :crossx: :crossx: :idea: :D :D :D :D She must be used to it!

Mandelon
09-14-2006, 07:24 PM
Wackier website is BangedUp.com gotta be careful, there is some NASTY stuff on there, but a few gems too.... :crossx:

soupersonic
09-14-2006, 07:37 PM
How come every website i visit has hot chicks from the town i live in ? :)

racecar.hotshoe
09-14-2006, 08:03 PM
You got some chit you need to work out with yourself......... :rolleyes:

SHOTKALLIN
09-14-2006, 08:09 PM
As long as you weren't wearing swim fins. That would make you a wierdo.

Second "PLACE"
09-14-2006, 08:34 PM
Clown Punchin' with scuba gear, chicken and Lindsey Lohan.... LMFAO! :rollside:

MJ19
09-14-2006, 09:16 PM
Glad to see when I pop on years later, you're still the same ol' Mandelon :p

Itsahobby
09-15-2006, 06:43 AM
Had an old girlfriend call me a month after she got married. She came home early a caught the new hubby in her bra and panties :2purples: I gotta tell ya the image I had when she told me was not pretty. You see the guy is about 6'5", skinny as a rail and wore nerd style glasses. :eek:
They are still married, last I heard. So I think you're safe :D
Hobby

Ziggy
09-15-2006, 07:11 AM
How come every website i visit has hot chicks from the town i live in ? :)
Yeah, like the girl who tried to hire a cop to kill another girl who was on her boyfriends MySpace page........Mesa brings out all the best women huh? LOL

Mandelon
09-15-2006, 07:16 AM
Had an old girlfriend call me a month after she got married. She came home early a caught the new hubby in her bra and panties :2purples: I gotta tell ya the image I had when she told me was not pretty. You see the guy is about 6'5", skinny as a rail and wore nerd style glasses. :eek:
They are still married, last I heard. So I think you're safe :D
Hobby
She married Tom Brown??? :p

CBadDad
09-15-2006, 07:28 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!
Thanks, I needed a good morning laugh.
Now I can take care some of the shiat I have been putting off.

Do F150's Float?
09-15-2006, 07:41 AM
Ever look at the "missed connections" on craigslist? Great time killer right there...
Maximus? - w4m
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: pers-207073433@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-13, 10:11PM PDT
Was that your name? I can't remember. I think I was so dumbstruck.
It was a most amazing sunset, the clouds were on fire. Sitting at the perimeter on our little scooter of an art car, enjoying some quite and genuine conversation w/ campmates you idly rode by, stopped, pulled down your red bandanna to exchange pleasantries.
When you introduced yourself, the eye contact was too much, I had to look away bashfully.
Anyway, I realize this is all silly but I just wanted to throw it out there and tell you that you were memorable. I thought about looking for your camps pink bus after the burn, but was too tired.
Maybe I'll meet you again before you move to Australia to teach diving. Maybe you'll come up for SF decompression and you see me by our lil artcar that goes boom (even if you prefer classic rock). Maybe I'll have to wait till Burning Man 2007.
this is in or around by the trash fence
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

lucky
09-15-2006, 08:35 AM
You got some chit you need to work out with yourself......... :rolleyes:
he was trying - but got caught lmao