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MRS FLYIN VEE
09-21-2006, 07:28 PM
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. :confused:
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answers the woman.
"We don't have a maid," says the man.
The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house." :)
The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
The woman replies, She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone I thought was her husband."
The guy is fuming :mad: and says to the maid." Listen, would you like to make $ 50,000.00?"
The maid says," What will I have to do?"
The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts the phone down: The man hears footsteps and then 2 gun shots. :idea:
The maid comes back to the phone. "What do you want me to do with the bodies?" :skull:
The man says, "Throw them in the pool." :rolleyes:
Puzzled, :confused: the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool."
A long pause and the man says. "Is this 867-5309?" :confused:

Eliminator 4 Life
09-21-2006, 07:48 PM
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. :confused:
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answers the woman.
"We don't have a maid," says the man.
The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house." :)
The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
The woman replies, She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone I thought was her husband."
The guy is fuming :mad: and says to the maid." Listen, would you like to make $ 50,000.00?"
The maid says," What will I have to do?"
The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts the phone down: The man hears footsteps and then 2 gun shots. :idea:
The maid comes back to the phone. "What do you want me to do with the bodies?" :skull:
The man says, "Throw them in the pool." :rolleyes:
Puzzled, :confused: the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool."
A long pause and the man says. "Is this 867-5309?" :confused:
Good one Char.. I hope you and Jaime are doing well.

SUI-CY-COLE
09-21-2006, 08:36 PM
isnt that Jenny's number?