Crazy, Vindictive Biatches ?

[Her454]

Ok so I've had a few friends over the years that went a little balistic when they found out their other half was cheating..... but nothing major and the the worst was one of my good friends setting his clothes on fire in the front yard and then calling to tell him, and threating to do the same with their flat -and then did.
Anyway, this song blows my mind with the popularity of it too, and it just makes me wonder if there are really that many vindictive woman out there that do this kinda shiat? Any good stories for a friday? :rollside:
Carrie Underwood Lyrics
BEFORE HE CHEATS
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky... right now,
he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick,
showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...

[wsuwrhr]

Ok so I've had a few friends over the years that went a little balistic when they found out their other half was cheating..... but nothing major and the the worst was one of my good friends setting his clothes on fire in the front yard and then calling to tell him, and threating to do the same with their flat -and then did.
As in flat bottom boat?
Brian

[Her454]

As in flat bottom boat?
Brian
Yes, as in flat bottom boat.....however, SHE purchased it.

[wsuwrhr]

...and to think I like Carrie Underwood's music.
I've never cheated on any girlfriend or wife, so I have no stories.
Brian
Carrie Underwood Lyrics
BEFORE HE CHEATS
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky... right now,
he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick,
showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...

[wsuwrhr]

Yes, as in flat bottom boat.....however, SHE purchased it.
then it is all good.
Note to self, never accept gifts from females.
Brian

[wsuwrhr]

Poor boat didn't do anything wrong.
Brian

[Her454]

...and to think I like Carrie Underwood's music.
I've never cheated on any girlfriend or wife, so I have no stories.
Brian
LMAO, with a flirt like Mopar, you dont have too. :rollside:

[wsuwrhr]

LMAO, with a flirt like Mopar, you dont have too. :rollside:
That dog is SNOOZING on the couch right now.
What a life.
Brian

[topless]

That dog is SNOOZING on the couch right now.
What a life.
BrianThat's because Mopar is tired from all the winking she's been doing at me. :cry:

[Her454]

That's because Mopar is tired from all the winking she's been doing at me. :cry:
OOOOPs I forgot Mopar is a girlie girl. :rollside:

[superdave013]

...and to think I like Carrie Underwood's music.
I've never cheated on any girlfriend.
Brian
yeah, it's hard to cheet on your left hand! ha ha

[wsuwrhr]

yeah, it's hard to cheet on your left hand! ha ha
Don't quit your day job hose boy, you'll starve.
Im not diviving up anything I own, nor will I ever have to watch my boats go up in flames.
Brian

[wsuwrhr]

yeah, it's hard to cheet on your left hand! ha ha
Nice quote,
You can't even get that right.
So sad.

[Kilrtoy]

Crazy broad is an arsonist and I would call the police and have her arrested

[superdave013]

Nice quote,
You can't even get that right.
So sad.
But at least I'm shipping my parts on time.
BTW, you never followed up on that lead I handed you. Don't worry, I don't feel like I'm cheating when I used someone else.
Do you want to keep sparing grarage machinest boy?

[topless]

Do you want to keep sparing grarage machinest boy?
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Good one Dave. :crossx:

[Her454]

You can cut the air with a knife in here. :rollside:
Pleaze boyz, quit jacking my pycho biatch thread with your little tiff. Jacking isn't polite, haven't you learned that yet?
:rollside: :rolleyes:

[superdave013]

You can cut the air with a knife in here. :rollside:
Pleaze boyz, quit jacking my pycho biatch thread with your little tiff. Jacking isn't polite, haven't you learned that yet?
:rollside: :rolleyes:
all guys jack, haven't you learned that yet? :D :D

[wsuwrhr]

You can cut the air with a knife in here. :rollside:
Pleaze boyz, quit jacking my pycho biatch thread with your little tiff. Jacking isn't polite, haven't you learned that yet?
:rollside: :rolleyes:
Dave and I aren't having a tiff..
We were just slap fighting.
Brian

[Tom Brown]

With ovaries comes power. Dare not let that power get out of control.

[wsuwrhr]

With ovaries comes power. Dare not let that power get out of control.
The whole package comes with power.

[Ziggy]

What country music song is not about a cheatin' someone, their dog or the hairy woman they slept with last night???
.
Glad me or the wife don't listen to that stuff and crazy ideas......soap opera type of crud.. :D:D

[AZKC]

Hey!!! Whats wrong with hairy women :)

[Her454]

Country's cool Zig, your missin out. :rollside: Get outta the Cindy Lauper age and experiment LOL.

[Ziggy]

Country's cool Zig, your missin out. :rollside: Get outta the Cindy Lauper age and experiment LOL.
I can handle about a song or two......maybe..........then its back to "girls (that) just wanna have fun". So I'm an 80's nerd... :p

[Ziggy]

Hey!!! Whats wrong with hairy women :)
I suppose it kinda depends on where that hair is :)

[Jbb]

Well it was all.....that I could do......to keep from cryin....... :p
I just heard that song in my garage......so inspirational... :p

[topless]

I really thought there would be more stories in this thread.

[ratso]

I really thought there would be more stories in this thread.
There would be, but I'm busy today... :D

[topless]

There would be, but I'm busy today... :DLOL, I bet you have some good ones.

[Tom Brown]

Well it was all.....that I could do......to keep from cryin....... :p
I just heard that song in my garage......so inspirational... :p
Nice sarcasm, Mr. Poopypants. :yuk:

[Jbb]

Nice sarcasm, Mr. Poopypants. :yuk:
That is the opening line of a song ......dumbass
And if you call me Mr. Poopypants again....I will cut off both your thumbs.... :mad:
:p

[Her454]

I really thought there would be more stories in this thread.
Me too, I guess thats a good thing. :rollside:
That is the opening line of a song ......dumbass
:p
Apparently they've never heard of David Allen Coe in Canada LOL.

[topless]

That is the opening line of a song ......dumbass
And if you call me Mr. Poopypants again....I will cut off both your thumbs.... :mad:
:pThat would be terrible, he needs his thumbs to flush! :cry:

[Ziggy]

Apparently they've never heard of David Allen Coe in Canada LOL.
Or in my world :p ...........thats sounds more like a name of a cult leader from Tx.

[Jbb]

Me too, I guess thats a good thing. :rollside:
Apparently they've never heard of David Allen Coe in Canada LOL.
Toms all......."waiting for the return of the hair bands"....and shit... :p

[Her454]

Toms all......."waiting for the return of the hair bands"....and shit... :p
He AND Zig both. :rollside:

[Tom Brown]

Toms all......."waiting for the return of the hair bands"....and shit... :p
Don't you be knocking hair bands. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Jungle Boy]

I once got picked up in a bar by a girl that was mad at her cheaten husband. I sent her home at 05:00 hrs, shaved and with a sore bum. I looked over my shoulder for many weeks!!! :crossx:

[Tom Brown]

I once got picked up in a bar by a girl that was mad at her cheaten husband. I sent her home at 05:00 hrs, shaved and with a sore bum. I looked over my shoulder for many weeks!!! :crossx:
Isn't that about the time you started running an aluminum boat? :idea:

[Ziggy]

I was less into the hair bands.......I suppose I was considered more of a new waver.
Police, DEVO, The Cars, New Order, B52's...........etcetera, etcetera.(yeah, I saw Yul Brenner in the King and I) :D :D

[seanv]

had one chase me around the house with my own gun....bout as crazy as it gets during my break-ups. lesson learned, never date a mex chick. they be loco n chit when you tel 'em its over. :crossx:

[wsuwrhr]

Cuban too.....yea that was no good. Maybe I do have a story or two...
Brian
had one chase me around the house with my own gun....bout as crazy as it gets during my break-ups. lesson learned, never date a mex chick. they be loco n chit when you tel 'em its over. :crossx:

[seanv]

hell, im still friends with most my ex's...too nice some times i guess
chris ledoux is one of my fave musicians. glad i caught him in concert 4x before his passing. good all-round cowboy!

[Havasu Hangin']

All right!
Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fockin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Take it ALL, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, uh
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Get the video
F*ck you so good
Get the video
F*ck you so good
Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy...bitch
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on
Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star
You'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy
But I like the way you f*ck me
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back e crazy
But I like the way you f*ck me

[seanv]

hh...why the hell post a rap song... :rollside:
j/k i mighta heard it once or twice

[Havasu Hangin']

hh...why the hell post a rap song... :rollside:
j/k i mighta heard it once or twice
Buckcherry (http://www.buckcherry.com) is playing havasu in a couple weeks....I bet there are going to be some crazy bitches (http://hurl.content.loudeye.com/scripts/hurl.exe?clipid=092755701070006900&cid=600007) there!

[JustMVG]

All right!
Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fockin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Take it ALL, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, uh
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Get the video
F*ck you so good
Get the video
F*ck you so good
Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy...bitch
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on
Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star
You'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy
But I like the way you f*ck me
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back e crazy
But I like the way you f*ck me
Love that song, gotta love the BuckCherry!!!

[seanv]

I Was Thinkn Of A Trip Out That Weekend.. Might Be Like You Said.

[seanv]

ooops sorry for the caps guys. at work and all :rolleyes:

[steveo143]

My best friends wife died trying to burn down his flat. The boat will be back @CFW soon.

[wsuwrhr]

My best friends wife died trying to burn down his flat. The boat will be back @CFW soon.
There are no winners in a situation like that.
Brian

[Second "PLACE"]

With ovaries comes power. Dare not let that power get out of control.
Damn straight Tom.