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SoCalSouthpaw
09-22-2006, 11:29 AM
A whiteboy rhyme. Pen'd specially for this ass kissin sap who works for the company I contract at.....
I once knew this chump
His name was Dave
If you showed him your ballbag
he would be your gimp
In other words, a dick slobbin slave
Leave you walkin with a limp
I gotta hand it to him for bein so brave
The consequences of having a pair a nuts
and finding love in a hairy ass
could be grave
It aint no easy walk across green grass
Goddamn!
How a man could find love in a smelly ass
Leaves me very confused and crass
I think for christmas
Im gonna give him a dick
Made of brass
So step aside if you see him walking down the street
Lil davey be da one with the shiny dick
hangin out his ASS!!!!!
What do you think? Time to quit the day job? :idea: