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hoolign
09-22-2006, 07:55 PM
I need an answer quick..cause i wanna get a divorse thread up before morning.Thanks in advance
Hooli

hoolign
09-22-2006, 08:15 PM
i think when these things happen,someone is very happy someone is VERY SAD,LOTS OF TIMES someone did bad some tryed to do good,fock i don't know?i know in 4 days i'll will have been with my wife 29 years,still in LOVE,still fight like cats and dogs(over little b/s)"TILL DEATH DO US PART" :cool:
23 years here... I was just looking for a quick fling :rollside:

MRS FLYIN VEE
09-22-2006, 08:17 PM
do you all count the years you have been married or together.

hoolign
09-22-2006, 08:19 PM
do you all count the years you have been married or together.
been together for 23 years...still not married..I'm waiting for the right moment

MRS FLYIN VEE
09-22-2006, 08:29 PM
been together for 23 years...still not married..I'm waiting for the right moment
the right moment.
You better get to it. or is it because the milk is free. LOL!! just kidding. It's just a paper. :)

MRS FLYIN VEE
09-22-2006, 08:29 PM
married(don't make it any longer) :cry: you know i'm messn with ya ,how are you and the mr doing,haven't seen you guys on line much,lots o work i guess in calie :cool:
LOL!! Yes been busy. but sometimes you get too busy to make money. :)

GHT
09-22-2006, 08:33 PM
14+ years for me and my wife and it has been nothin' SMOOOOFF sailin' for us.. You shouldn't have to work at a marrage, Right? :rolleyes:
And, I think I'm still happy.. :)
Topless, if your thinkin' bout cheatin' on Hooli prior to tomorrow mornings divorse I'll be the first in line..

VanDeano
09-22-2006, 08:46 PM
14+ years for me and my wife and it has been nothin' SMOOOOFF sailin' for us.. You shouldn't have to work at a marrage, Right? :rolleyes:
And, I think I'm still happy.. :)
Topless, if your thinkin' bout cheatin' on Hooli prior to tomorrow mornings divorse I'll be the first in line..
You make me sick! :p

GHT
09-22-2006, 08:50 PM
You make me sick! :p
WHY???? :rolleyes: :confused:

GHT
09-23-2006, 01:31 AM
it is still about topless....
Eventhough she is still marrying Hooli..
F'ing Hooli...................

VanDeano
09-23-2006, 01:58 AM
WHY???? :rolleyes: :confused:
Because your so happily married...why can't you suffer like the majority of us. :cry:

topless
09-23-2006, 02:22 AM
Yes Hooli, I'll marry you. ...........Hey wait! You said quick fling?????? What do you think I am, an internet home wrecker?

hoolign
09-23-2006, 05:10 AM
Yes Hooli, I'll marry you. ...........Hey wait! You said quick fling?????? What do you think I am, an internet home wrecker?
That's great ..I love you....oh the times we'll have.we will laugh..we'll pick up chicks....youll .clean the van.......wait a sec...you'll probably keep the change you find in the van!!! .... you bitch ..I want outta this!

hoolign
09-23-2006, 05:13 AM
14+ years for me and my wife and it has been nothin' SMOOOOFF sailin' for us.. You shouldn't have to work at a marrage, Right? :rolleyes:
And, I think I'm still happy.. :)
Topless, if your thinkin' bout cheatin' on Hooli prior to tomorrow mornings divorse I'll be the first in line..
Your more than welcome to dude..but please don't go past the used part.I don't want to hear.. GHT was waay farther than that! :rollside:

Mrs.Racer277
09-23-2006, 05:52 AM
That's great ..I love you....oh the times we'll have.we will laugh..we'll pick up chicks....youll .clean the van.......wait a sec...you'll probably keep the change you find in the van!!! .... you bitch ..I want outta this!
A match made in Heaven. :rolleyes: :p

gramps
09-23-2006, 06:14 AM
I've know my wife for 30 years, married for 27+, 26 1/2 were great, now it's gone down the shitter.

racecar.hotshoe
09-23-2006, 06:29 AM
We have been hitched for 10 years been through hell and back..car crashes... ups and downs but I wouldn't want it any other way.She is my best friend.Those of you that know her...Know what Im talking about.I lucked out when I found her I must have done something good.

Debbolas
09-23-2006, 07:16 AM
We have been hitched for 10 years been through hell and back..car crashes... ups and downs but I wouldn't want it any other way.She is my best friend.Those of you that know her...Know what Im talking about.I lucked out when I found her I must have done something good.
Yep! She's a keeper :D
Topless marry Hoolie and take all his $ in the internet divorce settlement....wonder if we can find ya a good lawyer ;)

SummitKarl
09-23-2006, 07:25 AM
That's great ..I love you....oh the times we'll have.we will laugh..we'll pick up chicks....youll .clean the van.......wait a sec...you'll probably keep the change you find in the van!!! .... you bitch ..I want outta this!
who were you kidding....you know she likes to be in charge of the money matters :rollside:

hoolign
09-23-2006, 08:42 AM
who were you kidding....you know she likes to be in charge of the money matters :rollside:
Oh ..you think the money matters is all? Everything ..that's what she wants to be in charge of!! :mad: "Be nice to Tom Brown"... "Lift the seat once your done".. :mad: "It's my trun to drive the Van" :mad: "Put it in my ass for once".. :mad:
it don't matter what it is!! :mad: I have had it with that woman! WE'RE DONE :mad:

RitcheyRch
09-23-2006, 08:45 AM
Reason I wont get married again.
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Because your so happily married...why can't you suffer like the majority of us. :cry:

Second "PLACE"
09-23-2006, 10:11 AM
Oh ..you think the money matters is all? Everything ..that's what she wants to be in charge of!! :mad: "Be nice to Tom Brown"... "Lift the seat once your done".. :mad: "It's my trun to drive the Van" :mad: "Put it in my ass for once".. :mad:
it don't matter what it is!! :mad: I have had it with that woman! WE'RE DONE :mad:
ROTFLMAO! "Put it in my ass for once" -----That's great !

SummitKarl
09-23-2006, 11:05 AM
Oh ..you think the money matters is all? Everything ..that's what she wants to be in charge of!! :mad: "Be nice to Tom Brown"... "Lift the seat once your done".. :mad: "It's my trun to drive the Van" :mad: "Put it in my ass for once".. :mad:
it don't matter what it is!! :mad: I have had it with that woman! WE'RE DONE :mad:
geez....bitch, bitch - nag, nag.
dude your better off without the mean old old mare. :)

hoolign
09-23-2006, 11:45 AM
geez....bitch, bitch - nag, nag.
dude your better off without the mean old old mare. :)
But i luvs me that woman :cry:

SummitKarl
09-23-2006, 01:43 PM
But i luvs me that woman :cry:
yea, yea Hooli, I know---I know.....but you have to understand it's best this way.......sooner or later she will find some 3 legged midget, and all you will have left of her is a episode of cheaters on DVD. :cry:

hoolign
09-23-2006, 03:27 PM
yea, yea Hooli, I know---I know.....but you have to understand it's best this way.......sooner or later she will find some 3 legged midget, and all you will have left of her is a episode of cheaters on DVD. :cry:
That bitch! I saw that fukker in the closet! she told me it was a howdy Doody puppet that she bought form a porn set! :mad: :mad:

SummitKarl
09-23-2006, 04:16 PM
That bitch! I saw that fukker in the closet! she told me it was a howdy Doody puppet that she bought form a porn set! :mad: :mad:
Hooli Buddy .......this was just doomed from the start, it's obvious this Shrue cannot be tamed :rolleyes:

topless
09-24-2006, 06:51 AM
Look people, you are making Hooli go back and forth being more wishy washy than any woman alive. He knows he loves me. He not only bought a van for our love fests but a green pinto with a sun roof for our pet giraffe. What more could a woman ask for? Stop trying to doom our relationship before it really even starts!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Oh and the midget was for our new movie.

isthismikeon?
09-24-2006, 06:54 AM
last night i fell asleep with a cigarette in my mouth and my wife lit it.

topless
09-24-2006, 06:55 AM
last night i fell asleep with a cigarette in my mouth and my wife lit it.
What a woman! LOL

hoolign
09-24-2006, 07:04 AM
Look people, you are making Hooli go back and forth being more wishy washy than any woman alive. He knows he loves me. He not only bought a van for our love fests but a green pinto with a sun roof for our pet giraffe. What more could a woman ask for? Stop trying to doom our relationship before it really even starts!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Oh and the midget was for our new movie.
Your`the best .andI'm sorry for what I was about to post..Oh yeah I almost forgot... do you have 120 bucks I can borrow...the van needs a wiper and the celephane coevring up the sunroof on the pinto blew off.... did you get the flowers I stole form the nieghbor??

hoolign
09-24-2006, 07:05 AM
last night i fell asleep with a cigarette in my mouth and my wife lit it.
LMFAOROTF :rollside:

topless
09-24-2006, 07:24 AM
Your`the best .andI'm sorry for what I was about to post..Oh yeah I almost forgot... do you have 120 bucks I can borrow...the van needs a wiper and the celephane coevring up the sunroof on the pinto blew off.... did you get the flowers I stole form the nieghbor??Yes dear I got the flowers. The neighbors came over with the cops this time but I said "No Habla Ingles" Yes you can borrow 120 bucks. Just give me time to flirt with Brown. He falls for it every time.

hoolign
09-24-2006, 07:52 AM
Yes dear I got the flowers. The neighbors came over with the cops this time but I said "No Habla Ingles" Yes you can borrow 120 bucks. Just give me time to flirt with Brown. He falls for it every time.
Was she wearing that nitey ofyours I leant her?? She didnt mention anything else did she?? If your gonna lead brown along..try for 250.00.. The JC Penny toughskins I bought have a hole in the pocket..and now that I have you...i won't need them.

topless
09-24-2006, 07:56 AM
Was she wearing that nitey ofyours I leant her?? She didnt mention anything else did she?? If your gonna lead brown along..try for 250.00.. The JC Penny toughskins I bought have a hole in the pocket..and now that I have you...i won't need them.
As a matter of fact, she was wearing it. It looks better on me. I was wondering why she took it of so quickly. I thought she was trying to get the cops on her good side.

SummitKarl
09-24-2006, 03:06 PM
ahhhh....the special moment as they consummate the marriage :rolleyes:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2734tophooli.jpg

hoolign
09-24-2006, 03:26 PM
ahhhh....the special moment as they consummate the marriage :rolleyes:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2734tophooli.jpg
Damn her`and that strap on! :mad:

Kim Hanson
09-24-2006, 07:11 PM
been together for 23 years...still not married..I'm waiting for the right moment
After that long, it's the same as marriage buddy, she is sweet also..........( . )( . )....... :cool: I went and got her some sprinklers that are very blonde friendly also focker :p I hope her back is getting better,,say hi from me also............. :p :cool: