MRS FLYIN VEE
09-26-2006, 08:16 PM
a lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night she told her husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What," said the puzzled groom. : "how can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it will be."
Husband #2 was in software services. he was never really sure how it was suppose to function, but he said he'sd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
#5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted 3 years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.
#6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
#7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never quite sure how to position it.
#8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
#9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
#10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was.... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited.
" good, Said the new husband. "but why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know i'm gonna get screwed!"
"What," said the puzzled groom. : "how can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it will be."
Husband #2 was in software services. he was never really sure how it was suppose to function, but he said he'sd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
#5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted 3 years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.
#6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
#7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never quite sure how to position it.
#8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
#9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
#10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was.... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited.
" good, Said the new husband. "but why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know i'm gonna get screwed!"