Miss Jackie
09-29-2006, 11:04 AM
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila速. (YAGER DOES THIS TO ME!!)
Tequila速 is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions.
Tequila速 can help ease you out of your shyness and
let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the
benefits of Tequila速 almost immediately, and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you
want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a
thing of the past, and you will discover many
talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and
start living, with Tequila速.
Tequila速 may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila速.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming
pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may
include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of
clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,
dehydration, dry mouth,and a desire to sing Karaoke
and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or
Dare, and Naked Twister.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in
the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
NOW PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD THOSE WARNINGS OF YOUR OWN!!!
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila速. (YAGER DOES THIS TO ME!!)
Tequila速 is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions.
Tequila速 can help ease you out of your shyness and
let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the
benefits of Tequila速 almost immediately, and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you
want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a
thing of the past, and you will discover many
talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and
start living, with Tequila速.
Tequila速 may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila速.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming
pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may
include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of
clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,
dehydration, dry mouth,and a desire to sing Karaoke
and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or
Dare, and Naked Twister.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in
the morning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
NOW PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD THOSE WARNINGS OF YOUR OWN!!!