I was skeptical, but Foley is queer as a $3 bill...Here's the IM exchange

[Mandelon]

READER DISCRETION STRONGLY ADVISED: Foley's Exchange With Underage Page
BRIAN ROSS AND THE INVESTIGATIVE TEAM
September 29, 2006 — - The following is an instant message exchange a former page says he had with Rep. Foley in 2003. Warning: sexually explicit language, reader discretion is advised.
Maf54 (7:25:14 PM): hey
Auto response from Xxxxxxxxx (7:25:14 PM): scrounging for food...brb
Maf54 (7:25:25 PM): ok
Maf54 (7:25:35 PM): kep scrounging
Xxxxxxxxx (7:31:51 PM): boo
Maf54 (7:32:13 PM): bo dude
Xxxxxxxxx (7:32:17 PM): lol
Xxxxxxxxx (7:32:26 PM): whered ya go this afternoon
Maf54 (7:33:39 PM): i am in pensecola...had to catch a plane
Xxxxxxxxx (7:33:47 PM): oh well thats fun
Maf54 (7:34:04 PM): indeed
Xxxxxxxxx (7:34:14 PM): what are you doing in pensecola
Maf54 (7:34:21 PM): now in my hotel room
Xxxxxxxxx (7:34:39 PM): well ..like why did you go there
Maf54 (7:35:02 PM): for the campaign
Xxxxxxxxx (7:35:29 PM): have you officialy announced yt
Maf54 (7:35:45 PM): not yet
Xxxxxxxxx (7:36:06 PM): cool cool...
Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing
Xxxxxxxxx (7:37:46 PM): tired and sore
Xxxxxxxxx (7:37:52 PM): i didnt no waltzing could make you sore
Maf54 (7:38:04 PM): from what
Xxxxxxxxx (7:38:34 PM): what do you mean from what
Xxxxxxxxx (7:38:42 PM): from waltzing...im sore from waltzing
Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): tahts good
Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage
Maf54 signed off at 7:39:37 PM.
Maf54 signed on at 7:40:35 PM.
Xxxxxxxxx (7:40:44 PM): got kicked off?
Maf54 (7:41:24 PM): must have
Xxxxxxxxx (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice
Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that
Maf54 (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running
Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:38 PM): haha...they arent great
Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioning
Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:56 PM): 2 days running....3 days lifting
Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:11 PM): every week
Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:14 PM): until the end of march
Maf54 (7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture
Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:32 PM): oh lol...sorry
Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): nice
Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then
Xxxxxxxxx (7:44:01 PM): haha...hopefully
Maf54 (7:44:22 PM): better be
Maf54 (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:07 PM): oh ok
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:11 PM): have fun campaigning
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:17 PM): or however you spell it
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:18 PM): lol
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:25 PM): ill see ya in a couple of weeks
Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:38 PM): lol no
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:40 PM): im single right now
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny
Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol...a bit
Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:04 PM): no
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy
Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow...
Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:51 PM): haha
Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:15 PM): thats true
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend
Maf54 (7:50:56 PM): i am sure
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though
Maf54 (7:51:11 PM): why not
Maf54 (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily
Xxxxxxxxx (7:51:57 PM): not me
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week
Maf54 (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number
Maf54 (7:52:27 PM): in the shower
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:36 PM): actually usually i dont do it in the shower
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:42 PM): just cause i shower in the morning
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:47 PM): and quickly
Maf54 (7:52:50 PM): in the bed
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:59 PM): i get up at 530 and am outta the house by 610
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:03 PM): eh ya
Maf54 (7:53:24 PM): on your back
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:30 PM): no face down
Maf54 (7:53:32 PM): love details
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:34 PM): lol
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:36 PM): i see that
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:37 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:53:39 PM): really
Maf54 (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down
Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:03 PM): ya
Maf54 (7:54:13 PM): kneeling
Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself
Maf54 (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it
Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:36 PM): towel
Maf54 (7:54:43 PM): really
Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?
Xxxxxxxxx (7:55:12 PM): well ya
Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice
Xxxxxxxxx (7:55:24 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air
Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:00 PM): haha
Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:05 PM): well ive never watched myslef
Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:08 PM): but ya i guess
Maf54 (7:56:18 PM): i am sure not
Maf54 (7:56:22 PM): hmmm
Maf54 (7:56:30 PM): great visual
Maf54 (7:56:39 PM): i may try that
Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:43 PM): it works
Maf54 (7:56:51 PM): hmm
Maf54 (7:56:57 PM): sound inetersting
Maf54 (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand
Maf54 (7:57:10 PM): but who knows
Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:24 PM): i dont use lotion...takes too much time to clean up
Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:37 PM): with a towel you can just wipe off....and go
Maf54 (7:57:38 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel
Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:48 PM): but you cant work it too hard....or its not good
Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:51 PM): in the laundry
Maf54 (7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing
Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:23 PM): ya....
Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourslef raw
Maf54 (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now
Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:40 PM): cause the towell isnt very soft
Maf54 (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt
Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:50 PM): but you cn find something softer than a towell i guess
Maf54 (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel
Xxxxxxxxx (7:59:06 PM): ya
Maf54 (7:59:29 PM): wow
Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing
Xxxxxxxxx (7:59:54 PM): eh growing
Maf54 (8:00:00 PM): hmm
Maf54 (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now
Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:19 PM): not that fast
Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:20 PM): hey
Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich
Maf54 (8:00:32 PM): hey what
Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:40 PM): fetish**
Maf54 (8:00:43 PM): like
Maf54 (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom
Maf54 (8:01:04 PM): whats yours
Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:09 PM): its kinda weird
Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:14 PM): lol
Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock
Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish
Maf54 (8:01:27 PM): well tell me
Maf54 (8:01:32 PM): cast
Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:44 PM): ya like...plaster cast
Maf54 (8:01:49 PM): ok..so what happens
Maf54 (8:01:58 PM): how does that turn you in
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:02 PM): i dont know
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:04 PM): it just does
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:08 PM): ive never had one
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:16 PM): but people that have them turn me on
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:27 PM): and if i had one it would probably turn me on
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:29 PM): beats me
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:32 PM): its kinda weird
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:50 PM): but along with that i like the whole catholic girl look....thats our schools uniform
Maf54 (8:03:02 PM): ha thats wild
Xxxxxxxxx (8:03:14 PM): ya but now im hard
Maf54 (8:03:32 PM): me 2
Maf54 (8:03:42 PM): cast got you going
Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts
Maf54 (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:35 PM): ya
Maf54 (8:04:45 PM): um
Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you
Xxxxxxxxx (8:05:08 PM): haha
Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake
Maf54 (8:06:13 PM): grab
Xxxxxxxxx (8:06:53 PM): not tonight...dont get to excited
Maf54 (8:07:12 PM): well your hard
Xxxxxxxxx (8:07:45 PM): that is true
Maf54 (8:08:03 PM): and a little horny
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:11 PM): and also tru
Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that
Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2
Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful
Xxxxxxxxx (8:09:38 PM): lol
Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size
Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:00 PM): thank you
Maf54 (8:10:22 PM): still stiff
Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:28 PM): ya
Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out
Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling
Maf54 (8:11:06 PM): ok
Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:02 PM): back
Maf54 (8:14:37 PM): cool hope se didnt see any thing
Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:54 PM): no no
Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:59 PM): she is computer dumb though
Xxxxxxxxx (8:15:01 PM): it makes me so mad
Maf54 (8:15:04 PM): good
Maf54 (8:15:08 PM): haha
Maf54 (8:15:11 PM): why
Xxxxxxxxx (8:15:23 PM): cause she cant do anything
Maf54 (8:15:31 PM): oh well
Xxxxxxxxx (8:15:41 PM): she couldnt figure out how to download a file from an email and open it
Maf54 (8:15:53 PM): haha
Xxxxxxxxx (8:16:14 PM): and she only does it like a million times a day
Xxxxxxxxx (8:16:16 PM): oh well
Xxxxxxxxx (8:16:18 PM): whatever
Xxxxxxxxx (8:16:53 PM): well i better go finish my hw...i just found out from a friend that i have to finish reading and notating a book for AP english
Maf54 signed off at 8:17:43 PM.
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[Rexone]

I'm surprised these guys haven't signed up in Bench Racers forum yet sounds like they'd fit right in there.

[Phat Matt]

:jawdrop:
READER DISCRETION STRONGLY ADVISED: Foley's Exchange With Underage Page
BRIAN ROSS AND THE INVESTIGATIVE TEAM
September 29, 2006 — - The following is an instant message exchange a former page says he had with Rep. Foley in 2003. Warning: sexually explicit language, reader discretion is advised.
Maf54 (7:25:14 PM): hey
Auto response from Mandelon (7:25:14 PM): scrounging for food...brb
Maf54 (7:25:25 PM): ok
Maf54 (7:25:35 PM): kep scrounging
Mandelon (7:31:51 PM): boo
Maf54 (7:32:13 PM): bo dude
Mandelon (7:32:17 PM): lol
Mandelon (7:32:26 PM): whered ya go this afternoon
Maf54 (7:33:39 PM): i am in pensecola...had to catch a plane
Mandelon (7:33:47 PM): oh well thats fun
Maf54 (7:34:04 PM): indeed
Mandelon (7:34:14 PM): what are you doing in pensecola
Maf54 (7:34:21 PM): now in my hotel room
Mandelon (7:34:39 PM): well ..like why did you go there
Maf54 (7:35:02 PM): for the campaign
Mandelon (7:35:29 PM): have you officialy announced yt
Maf54 (7:35:45 PM): not yet
Mandelon (7:36:06 PM): cool cool...
Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing
Mandelon (7:37:46 PM): tired and sore
Mandelon (7:37:52 PM): i didnt no waltzing could make you sore
Maf54 (7:38:04 PM): from what
Mandelon (7:38:34 PM): what do you mean from what
Mandelon (7:38:42 PM): from waltzing...im sore from waltzing
Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): tahts good
Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage
Maf54 signed off at 7:39:37 PM.
Maf54 signed on at 7:40:35 PM.
Mandelon (7:40:44 PM): got kicked off?
Maf54 (7:41:24 PM): must have
Mandelon (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice
Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that
Maf54 (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running
Mandelon (7:42:38 PM): haha...they arent great
Mandelon (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioning
Mandelon (7:42:56 PM): 2 days running....3 days lifting
Mandelon (7:43:11 PM): every week
Mandelon (7:43:14 PM): until the end of march
Maf54 (7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture
Mandelon (7:43:32 PM): oh lol...sorry
Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): nice
Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then
Mandelon (7:44:01 PM): haha...hopefully
Maf54 (7:44:22 PM): better be
Maf54 (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing
Mandelon (7:46:07 PM): oh ok
Mandelon (7:46:11 PM): have fun campaigning
Mandelon (7:46:17 PM): or however you spell it
Mandelon (7:46:18 PM): lol
Mandelon (7:46:25 PM): ill see ya in a couple of weeks
Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
Mandelon (7:46:38 PM): lol no
Mandelon (7:46:40 PM): im single right now
Mandelon (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny
Mandelon (7:47:29 PM): lol...a bit
Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself
Mandelon (7:48:04 PM): no
Mandelon (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy
Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow...
Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha
Mandelon (7:48:51 PM): haha
Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep
Mandelon (7:50:15 PM): thats true
Mandelon (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend
Maf54 (7:50:56 PM): i am sure
Mandelon (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though
Maf54 (7:51:11 PM): why not
Maf54 (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily
Mandelon (7:51:57 PM): not me
Mandelon (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog
Mandelon (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week
Maf54 (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number
Maf54 (7:52:27 PM): in the shower
Mandelon (7:52:36 PM): actually usually i dont do it in the shower
Mandelon (7:52:42 PM): just cause i shower in the morning
Mandelon (7:52:47 PM): and quickly
Maf54 (7:52:50 PM): in the bed
Mandelon (7:52:59 PM): i get up at 530 and am outta the house by 610
Mandelon (7:53:03 PM): eh ya
Maf54 (7:53:24 PM): on your back
Mandelon (7:53:30 PM): no face down
Maf54 (7:53:32 PM): love details
Mandelon (7:53:34 PM): lol
Mandelon (7:53:36 PM): i see that
Mandelon (7:53:37 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:53:39 PM): really
Maf54 (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down
Mandelon (7:54:03 PM): ya
Maf54 (7:54:13 PM): kneeling
Mandelon (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself
Maf54 (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it
Mandelon (7:54:36 PM): towel
Maf54 (7:54:43 PM): really
Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?
Mandelon (7:55:12 PM): well ya
Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice
Mandelon (7:55:24 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air
Mandelon (7:56:00 PM): haha
Mandelon (7:56:05 PM): well ive never watched myslef
Mandelon (7:56:08 PM): but ya i guess
Maf54 (7:56:18 PM): i am sure not
Maf54 (7:56:22 PM): hmmm
Maf54 (7:56:30 PM): great visual
Maf54 (7:56:39 PM): i may try that
Mandelon (7:56:43 PM): it works
Maf54 (7:56:51 PM): hmm
Maf54 (7:56:57 PM): sound inetersting
Maf54 (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand
Maf54 (7:57:10 PM): but who knows
Mandelon (7:57:24 PM): i dont use lotion...takes too much time to clean up
Mandelon (7:57:37 PM): with a towel you can just wipe off....and go
Maf54 (7:57:38 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel
Mandelon (7:57:48 PM): but you cant work it too hard....or its not good
Mandelon (7:57:51 PM): in the laundry
Maf54 (7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing
Mandelon (7:58:23 PM): ya....
Mandelon (7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourslef raw
Maf54 (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now
Mandelon (7:58:40 PM): cause the towell isnt very soft
Maf54 (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt
Mandelon (7:58:50 PM): but you cn find something softer than a towell i guess
Maf54 (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel
Mandelon (7:59:06 PM): ya
Maf54 (7:59:29 PM): wow
Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing
Mandelon (7:59:54 PM): eh growing
Maf54 (8:00:00 PM): hmm
Maf54 (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now
Mandelon (8:00:19 PM): not that fast
Mandelon (8:00:20 PM): hey
Mandelon (8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich
Maf54 (8:00:32 PM): hey what
Mandelon (8:00:40 PM): fetish**
Maf54 (8:00:43 PM): like
Maf54 (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom
Maf54 (8:01:04 PM): whats yours
Mandelon (8:01:09 PM): its kinda weird
Mandelon (8:01:14 PM): lol
Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock
Mandelon (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish
Maf54 (8:01:27 PM): well tell me
Maf54 (8:01:32 PM): cast
Mandelon (8:01:44 PM): ya like...plaster cast
Maf54 (8:01:49 PM): ok..so what happens
Maf54 (8:01:58 PM): how does that turn you in
Mandelon (8:02:02 PM): i dont know
Mandelon (8:02:04 PM): it just does
Mandelon (8:02:08 PM): ive never had one
Mandelon (8:02:16 PM): but people that have them turn me on
Mandelon (8:02:27 PM): and if i had one it would probably turn me on
Mandelon (8:02:29 PM): beats me
Mandelon (8:02:32 PM): its kinda weird
Mandelon (8:02:50 PM): but along with that i like the whole catholic girl look....thats our schools uniform
Maf54 (8:03:02 PM): ha thats wild
Mandelon (8:03:14 PM): ya but now im hard
Maf54 (8:03:32 PM): me 2
Maf54 (8:03:42 PM): cast got you going
Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
Mandelon (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes
Mandelon (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts
Maf54 (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge
Mandelon (8:04:35 PM): ya
Maf54 (8:04:45 PM): um
Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you
Mandelon (8:05:08 PM): haha
Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake
Maf54 (8:06:13 PM): grab
Mandelon (8:06:53 PM): not tonight...dont get to excited
Maf54 (8:07:12 PM): well your hard
Mandelon (8:07:45 PM): that is true
Maf54 (8:08:03 PM): and a little horny
Mandelon (8:08:11 PM): and also tru
Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
Mandelon (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that
Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again
Mandelon (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2
Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful
Mandelon (8:09:38 PM): lol
Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size
Mandelon (8:10:00 PM): thank you
Maf54 (8:10:22 PM): still stiff
Mandelon (8:10:28 PM): ya
Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out
Mandelon (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling
Maf54 (8:11:06 PM): ok
Mandelon (8:14:02 PM): back
Maf54 (8:14:37 PM): cool hope se didnt see any thing
Mandelon (8:14:54 PM): no no
Mandelon (8:14:59 PM): she is computer dumb though
Mandelon (8:15:01 PM): it makes me so mad
Maf54 (8:15:04 PM): good
Maf54 (8:15:08 PM): haha
Maf54 (8:15:11 PM): why
Mandelon (8:15:23 PM): cause she cant do anything
Maf54 (8:15:31 PM): oh well
Mandelon (8:15:41 PM): she couldnt figure out how to download a file from an email and open it
Maf54 (8:15:53 PM): haha
Mandelon (8:16:14 PM): and she only does it like a million times a day
Mandelon (8:16:16 PM): oh well
Mandelon (8:16:18 PM): whatever
Mandelon (8:16:53 PM): well i better go finish my hw...i just found out from a friend that i have to finish reading and notating a book for AP english
Maf54 signed off at 8:17:43 PM.
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[ChumpChange]

Matt:
As wrong as that is.....LMAO.
Matt

[HM]

READER DISCRETION STRONGLY ADVISED: FRENCHIES's Exchange With Underage guide dog
Rover AND THE INVESTIGATIVE TEAM
September 29, 2006 — - The following is an instant message exchange a former page says he had with FRENCHIE in 2003. Warning: sexually explicit language, reader discretion is advised.
FRENCHIE (7:25:14 PM): hey
Auto response from Rover (7:25:14 PM): scrounging for food...brb
FRENCHIE (7:25:25 PM): ok
FRENCHIE (7:25:35 PM): kep scrounging
Rover (7:31:51 PM): boo
FRENCHIE (7:32:13 PM): bo dude
Rover (7:32:17 PM): lol
Rover (7:32:26 PM): whered ya go this afternoon
FRENCHIE (7:33:39 PM): i am in pensecola...had to catch a plane
Rover (7:33:47 PM): oh well thats fun
FRENCHIE (7:34:04 PM): indeed
Rover (7:34:14 PM): what are you doing in pensecola
FRENCHIE (7:34:21 PM): now in my hotel room
Rover (7:34:39 PM): well ..like why did you go there
FRENCHIE (7:35:02 PM): for the campaign
Rover (7:35:29 PM): have you officialy announced yt
FRENCHIE (7:35:45 PM): not yet
Rover (7:36:06 PM): cool cool...
FRENCHIE (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing
Rover (7:37:46 PM): tired and sore
Rover (7:37:52 PM): i didnt no waltzing could make you sore
FRENCHIE (7:38:04 PM): from what
Rover (7:38:34 PM): what do you mean from what
Rover (7:38:42 PM): from waltzing...im sore from waltzing
FRENCHIE (7:39:32 PM): tahts good
FRENCHIE (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage
FRENCHIE signed off at 7:39:37 PM.
FRENCHIE signed on at 7:40:35 PM.
Rover (7:40:44 PM): got kicked off?
FRENCHIE (7:41:24 PM): must have
Rover (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice
FRENCHIE (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that
FRENCHIE (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running
Rover (7:42:38 PM): haha...they arent great
Rover (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioning
Rover (7:42:56 PM): 2 days running....3 days lifting
Rover (7:43:11 PM): every week
Rover (7:43:14 PM): until the end of march
FRENCHIE (7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture
Rover (7:43:32 PM): oh lol...sorry
FRENCHIE (7:43:54 PM): nice
FRENCHIE (7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then
Rover (7:44:01 PM): haha...hopefully
FRENCHIE (7:44:22 PM): better be
FRENCHIE (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing
Rover (7:46:07 PM): oh ok
Rover (7:46:11 PM): have fun campaigning
Rover (7:46:17 PM): or however you spell it
Rover (7:46:18 PM): lol
Rover (7:46:25 PM): ill see ya in a couple of weeks
FRENCHIE (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
Rover (7:46:38 PM): lol no
Rover (7:46:40 PM): im single right now
Rover (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi
FRENCHIE (7:47:11 PM): are you
FRENCHIE (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny
Rover (7:47:29 PM): lol...a bit
FRENCHIE (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself
Rover (7:48:04 PM): no
Rover (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy
FRENCHIE (7:48:33 PM): wow...
FRENCHIE (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha
Rover (7:48:51 PM): haha
FRENCHIE (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep
Rover (7:50:15 PM): thats true
Rover (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend
FRENCHIE (7:50:56 PM): i am sure
Rover (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though
FRENCHIE (7:51:11 PM): why not
FRENCHIE (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily
Rover (7:51:57 PM): not me
Rover (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog
Rover (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week
FRENCHIE (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number
FRENCHIE (7:52:27 PM): in the shower
Rover (7:52:36 PM): actually usually i dont do it in the shower
Rover (7:52:42 PM): just cause i shower in the morning
Rover (7:52:47 PM): and quickly
FRENCHIE (7:52:50 PM): in the bed
Rover (7:52:59 PM): i get up at 530 and am outta the house by 610
Rover (7:53:03 PM): eh ya
FRENCHIE (7:53:24 PM): on your back
Rover (7:53:30 PM): no face down
FRENCHIE (7:53:32 PM): love details
Rover (7:53:34 PM): lol
Rover (7:53:36 PM): i see that
Rover (7:53:37 PM): lol
FRENCHIE (7:53:39 PM): really
FRENCHIE (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down
Rover (7:54:03 PM): ya
FRENCHIE (7:54:13 PM): kneeling
Rover (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself
FRENCHIE (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it
Rover (7:54:36 PM): towel
FRENCHIE (7:54:43 PM): really
FRENCHIE (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?
Rover (7:55:12 PM): well ya
FRENCHIE (7:55:21 PM): very nice
Rover (7:55:24 PM): lol
FRENCHIE (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air
Rover (7:56:00 PM): haha
Rover (7:56:05 PM): well ive never watched myslef
Rover (7:56:08 PM): but ya i guess
FRENCHIE (7:56:18 PM): i am sure not
FRENCHIE (7:56:22 PM): hmmm
FRENCHIE (7:56:30 PM): great visual
FRENCHIE (7:56:39 PM): i may try that
Rover (7:56:43 PM): it works
FRENCHIE (7:56:51 PM): hmm
FRENCHIE (7:56:57 PM): sound inetersting
FRENCHIE (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand
FRENCHIE (7:57:10 PM): but who knows
Rover (7:57:24 PM): i dont use lotion...takes too much time to clean up
Rover (7:57:37 PM): with a towel you can just wipe off....and go
FRENCHIE (7:57:38 PM): lol
FRENCHIE (7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel
Rover (7:57:48 PM): but you cant work it too hard....or its not good
Rover (7:57:51 PM): in the laundry
FRENCHIE (7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing
Rover (7:58:23 PM): ya....
Rover (7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourslef raw
FRENCHIE (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now
Rover (7:58:40 PM): cause the towell isnt very soft
FRENCHIE (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt
Rover (7:58:50 PM): but you cn find something softer than a towell i guess
FRENCHIE (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel
Rover (7:59:06 PM): ya
FRENCHIE (7:59:29 PM): wow
FRENCHIE (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing
Rover (7:59:54 PM): eh growing
FRENCHIE (8:00:00 PM): hmm
FRENCHIE (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now
Rover (8:00:19 PM): not that fast
Rover (8:00:20 PM): hey
Rover (8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich
FRENCHIE (8:00:32 PM): hey what
Rover (8:00:40 PM): fetish**
FRENCHIE (8:00:43 PM): like
FRENCHIE (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom
FRENCHIE (8:01:04 PM): whats yours
Rover (8:01:09 PM): its kinda weird
Rover (8:01:14 PM): lol
FRENCHIE (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock
Rover (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish
FRENCHIE (8:01:27 PM): well tell me
FRENCHIE (8:01:32 PM): cast
Rover (8:01:44 PM): ya like...plaster cast
FRENCHIE (8:01:49 PM): ok..so what happens
FRENCHIE (8:01:58 PM): how does that turn you in
Rover (8:02:02 PM): i dont know
Rover (8:02:04 PM): it just does
Rover (8:02:08 PM): ive never had one
Rover (8:02:16 PM): but people that have them turn me on
Rover (8:02:27 PM): and if i had one it would probably turn me on
Rover (8:02:29 PM): beats me
Rover (8:02:32 PM): its kinda weird
Rover (8:02:50 PM): but along with that i like the whole catholic girl look....thats our schools uniform
FRENCHIE (8:03:02 PM): ha thats wild
Rover (8:03:14 PM): ya but now im hard
FRENCHIE (8:03:32 PM): me 2
FRENCHIE (8:03:42 PM): cast got you going
FRENCHIE (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
Rover (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes
Rover (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts
FRENCHIE (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge
Rover (8:04:35 PM): ya
FRENCHIE (8:04:45 PM): um
FRENCHIE (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you
Rover (8:05:08 PM): haha
FRENCHIE (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake
FRENCHIE (8:06:13 PM): grab
Rover (8:06:53 PM): not tonight...dont get to excited
FRENCHIE (8:07:12 PM): well your hard
Rover (8:07:45 PM): that is true
FRENCHIE (8:08:03 PM): and a little horny
Rover (8:08:11 PM): and also tru
FRENCHIE (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
Rover (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that
FRENCHIE (8:08:47 PM): tell me again
Rover (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2
FRENCHIE (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
FRENCHIE (8:09:08 PM): beautiful
Rover (8:09:38 PM): lol
FRENCHIE (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size
Rover (8:10:00 PM): thank you
FRENCHIE (8:10:22 PM): still stiff
Rover (8:10:28 PM): ya
FRENCHIE (8:10:40 PM): take it out
Rover (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling
FRENCHIE (8:11:06 PM): ok
Rover (8:14:02 PM): back
FRENCHIE (8:14:37 PM): cool hope se didnt see any thing
Rover (8:14:54 PM): no no
Rover (8:14:59 PM): she is computer dumb though
Rover (8:15:01 PM): it makes me so mad
FRENCHIE (8:15:04 PM): good
FRENCHIE (8:15:08 PM): haha
FRENCHIE (8:15:11 PM): why
Rover (8:15:23 PM): cause she cant do anything
FRENCHIE (8:15:31 PM): oh well
Rover (8:15:41 PM): she couldnt figure out how to download a file from an email and open it
FRENCHIE (8:15:53 PM): <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<haha>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Rover (8:16:14 PM): and she only does it like a million times a day
Rover (8:16:16 PM): oh well
Rover (8:16:18 PM): whatever
Rover (8:16:53 PM): well i better go finish my hw...i just found out from a friend that i have to finish reading and notating a book for AP english
FRENCHIE signed off at 8:17:43 PM.
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HolyMoly:
You topped Matt.......ROTFLMAO. That is funny man.

[Rexone]

You're killing me Larry... :D
:) :) :) :) :)

[Jbb]

READER DISCRETION STRONGLY ADVISED: FRENCHIES's Exchange With Underage guide dog
Rover AND THE INVESTIGATIVE TEAM
September 29, 2006 — - The following is an instant message exchange a former page says he had with FRENCHIE in 2003. Warning: sexually explicit language, reader discretion is advised.
FRENCHIE (7:25:14 PM): hey
Auto response from Rover (7:25:14 PM): scrounging for food...brb
FRENCHIE (7:25:25 PM): ok
FRENCHIE (7:25:35 PM): kep scrounging
Rover (7:31:51 PM): boo
FRENCHIE (7:32:13 PM): bo dude
Rover (7:32:17 PM): lol
Rover (7:32:26 PM): whered ya go this afternoon
FRENCHIE (7:33:39 PM): i am in pensecola...had to catch a plane
Rover (7:33:47 PM): oh well thats fun
FRENCHIE (7:34:04 PM): indeed
Rover (7:34:14 PM): what are you doing in pensecola
FRENCHIE (7:34:21 PM): now in my hotel room
Rover (7:34:39 PM): well ..like why did you go there
FRENCHIE (7:35:02 PM): for the campaign
Rover (7:35:29 PM): have you officialy announced yt
FRENCHIE (7:35:45 PM): not yet
Rover (7:36:06 PM): cool cool...
FRENCHIE (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing
Rover (7:37:46 PM): tired and sore
Rover (7:37:52 PM): i didnt no waltzing could make you sore
FRENCHIE (7:38:04 PM): from what
Rover (7:38:34 PM): what do you mean from what
Rover (7:38:42 PM): from waltzing...im sore from waltzing
FRENCHIE (7:39:32 PM): tahts good
FRENCHIE (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage
FRENCHIE signed off at 7:39:37 PM.
FRENCHIE signed on at 7:40:35 PM.
Rover (7:40:44 PM): got kicked off?
FRENCHIE (7:41:24 PM): must have
Rover (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice
FRENCHIE (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that
FRENCHIE (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running
Rover (7:42:38 PM): haha...they arent great
Rover (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioning
Rover (7:42:56 PM): 2 days running....3 days lifting
Rover (7:43:11 PM): every week
Rover (7:43:14 PM): until the end of march
FRENCHIE (7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture
Rover (7:43:32 PM): oh lol...sorry
FRENCHIE (7:43:54 PM): nice
FRENCHIE (7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then
Rover (7:44:01 PM): haha...hopefully
FRENCHIE (7:44:22 PM): better be
FRENCHIE (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing
Rover (7:46:07 PM): oh ok
Rover (7:46:11 PM): have fun campaigning
Rover (7:46:17 PM): or however you spell it
Rover (7:46:18 PM): lol
Rover (7:46:25 PM): ill see ya in a couple of weeks
FRENCHIE (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
Rover (7:46:38 PM): lol no
Rover (7:46:40 PM): im single right now
Rover (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi
FRENCHIE (7:47:11 PM): are you
FRENCHIE (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny
Rover (7:47:29 PM): lol...a bit
FRENCHIE (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself
Rover (7:48:04 PM): no
Rover (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy
FRENCHIE (7:48:33 PM): wow...
FRENCHIE (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha
Rover (7:48:51 PM): haha
FRENCHIE (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep
Rover (7:50:15 PM): thats true
Rover (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend
FRENCHIE (7:50:56 PM): i am sure
Rover (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though
FRENCHIE (7:51:11 PM): why not
FRENCHIE (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily
Rover (7:51:57 PM): not me
Rover (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog
Rover (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week
FRENCHIE (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number
FRENCHIE (7:52:27 PM): in the shower
Rover (7:52:36 PM): actually usually i dont do it in the shower
Rover (7:52:42 PM): just cause i shower in the morning
Rover (7:52:47 PM): and quickly
FRENCHIE (7:52:50 PM): in the bed
Rover (7:52:59 PM): i get up at 530 and am outta the house by 610
Rover (7:53:03 PM): eh ya
FRENCHIE (7:53:24 PM): on your back
Rover (7:53:30 PM): no face down
FRENCHIE (7:53:32 PM): love details
Rover (7:53:34 PM): lol
Rover (7:53:36 PM): i see that
Rover (7:53:37 PM): lol
FRENCHIE (7:53:39 PM): really
FRENCHIE (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down
Rover (7:54:03 PM): ya
FRENCHIE (7:54:13 PM): kneeling
Rover (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself
FRENCHIE (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it
Rover (7:54:36 PM): towel
FRENCHIE (7:54:43 PM): really
FRENCHIE (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?
Rover (7:55:12 PM): well ya
FRENCHIE (7:55:21 PM): very nice
Rover (7:55:24 PM): lol
FRENCHIE (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air
Rover (7:56:00 PM): haha
Rover (7:56:05 PM): well ive never watched myslef
Rover (7:56:08 PM): but ya i guess
FRENCHIE (7:56:18 PM): i am sure not
FRENCHIE (7:56:22 PM): hmmm
FRENCHIE (7:56:30 PM): great visual
FRENCHIE (7:56:39 PM): i may try that
Rover (7:56:43 PM): it works
FRENCHIE (7:56:51 PM): hmm
FRENCHIE (7:56:57 PM): sound inetersting
FRENCHIE (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand
FRENCHIE (7:57:10 PM): but who knows
Rover (7:57:24 PM): i dont use lotion...takes too much time to clean up
Rover (7:57:37 PM): with a towel you can just wipe off....and go
FRENCHIE (7:57:38 PM): lol
FRENCHIE (7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel
Rover (7:57:48 PM): but you cant work it too hard....or its not good
Rover (7:57:51 PM): in the laundry
FRENCHIE (7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing
Rover (7:58:23 PM): ya....
Rover (7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourslef raw
FRENCHIE (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now
Rover (7:58:40 PM): cause the towell isnt very soft
FRENCHIE (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt
Rover (7:58:50 PM): but you cn find something softer than a towell i guess
FRENCHIE (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel
Rover (7:59:06 PM): ya
FRENCHIE (7:59:29 PM): wow
FRENCHIE (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing
Rover (7:59:54 PM): eh growing
FRENCHIE (8:00:00 PM): hmm
FRENCHIE (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now
Rover (8:00:19 PM): not that fast
Rover (8:00:20 PM): hey
Rover (8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich
FRENCHIE (8:00:32 PM): hey what
Rover (8:00:40 PM): fetish**
FRENCHIE (8:00:43 PM): like
FRENCHIE (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom
FRENCHIE (8:01:04 PM): whats yours
Rover (8:01:09 PM): its kinda weird
Rover (8:01:14 PM): lol
FRENCHIE (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock
Rover (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish
FRENCHIE (8:01:27 PM): well tell me
FRENCHIE (8:01:32 PM): cast
Rover (8:01:44 PM): ya like...plaster cast
FRENCHIE (8:01:49 PM): ok..so what happens
FRENCHIE (8:01:58 PM): how does that turn you in
Rover (8:02:02 PM): i dont know
Rover (8:02:04 PM): it just does
Rover (8:02:08 PM): ive never had one
Rover (8:02:16 PM): but people that have them turn me on
Rover (8:02:27 PM): and if i had one it would probably turn me on
Rover (8:02:29 PM): beats me
Rover (8:02:32 PM): its kinda weird
Rover (8:02:50 PM): but along with that i like the whole catholic girl look....thats our schools uniform
FRENCHIE (8:03:02 PM): ha thats wild
Rover (8:03:14 PM): ya but now im hard
FRENCHIE (8:03:32 PM): me 2
FRENCHIE (8:03:42 PM): cast got you going
FRENCHIE (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
Rover (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes
Rover (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts
FRENCHIE (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge
Rover (8:04:35 PM): ya
FRENCHIE (8:04:45 PM): um
FRENCHIE (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you
Rover (8:05:08 PM): haha
FRENCHIE (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake
FRENCHIE (8:06:13 PM): grab
Rover (8:06:53 PM): not tonight...dont get to excited
FRENCHIE (8:07:12 PM): well your hard
Rover (8:07:45 PM): that is true
FRENCHIE (8:08:03 PM): and a little horny
Rover (8:08:11 PM): and also tru
FRENCHIE (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
Rover (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that
FRENCHIE (8:08:47 PM): tell me again
Rover (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2
FRENCHIE (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
FRENCHIE (8:09:08 PM): beautiful
Rover (8:09:38 PM): lol
FRENCHIE (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size
Rover (8:10:00 PM): thank you
FRENCHIE (8:10:22 PM): still stiff
Rover (8:10:28 PM): ya
FRENCHIE (8:10:40 PM): take it out
Rover (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling
FRENCHIE (8:11:06 PM): ok
Rover (8:14:02 PM): back
FRENCHIE (8:14:37 PM): cool hope se didnt see any thing
Rover (8:14:54 PM): no no
Rover (8:14:59 PM): she is computer dumb though
Rover (8:15:01 PM): it makes me so mad
FRENCHIE (8:15:04 PM): good
FRENCHIE (8:15:08 PM): haha
FRENCHIE (8:15:11 PM): why
Rover (8:15:23 PM): cause she cant do anything
FRENCHIE (8:15:31 PM): oh well
Rover (8:15:41 PM): she couldnt figure out how to download a file from an email and open it
FRENCHIE (8:15:53 PM): <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<haha>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Rover (8:16:14 PM): and she only does it like a million times a day
Rover (8:16:16 PM): oh well
Rover (8:16:18 PM): whatever
Rover (8:16:53 PM): well i better go finish my hw...i just found out from a friend that i have to finish reading and notating a book for AP english
FRENCHIE signed off at 8:17:43 PM.
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...............lmao.........

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this is only gonna get worse...

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You guys have way to much time on your hands..... :)

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