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soupersonic
10-06-2006, 03:10 PM
A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees.
None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."

73beast
10-06-2006, 04:14 PM
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly,
>her husband burst into the kitchen.
>"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
>You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
>We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER?
>They're going to STICK! Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You
>NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
>Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
>Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
>Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
>
>The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You
>think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
>
>The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like
>when I'm driving."
>