Goad
10-12-2006, 02:09 PM
sorry if its a repost....
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North
Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas and West Virginia Boys will be
dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
terrorist:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are Directly Responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is Broke Back Mountain.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North
Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas and West Virginia Boys will be
dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
terrorist:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are Directly Responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is Broke Back Mountain.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.