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RitcheyRch
10-16-2006, 05:33 AM
Darn, this information is late comin' . . . I've just been drinkin the stuff!
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five
minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black! eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

Desert Rat
10-16-2006, 06:16 AM
I guess I'll have to buy some CHEAP vodka.... most of these would be a waste of good stuff........

Hardly Satisfied
10-16-2006, 07:50 AM
I guess I'll have to buy some CHEAP vodka.... most of these would be a waste of good stuff........
yes it would be a waste

jbone
10-16-2006, 08:02 AM
It seems to me you could handle numbers 1, 6, 7, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15 by drinking the vodka in varying quantities, depending on the remedy you are trying to accomplish.
For example. If you drink enough vodka, the bandaid no longer hurts coming off.
Just a thought.
J

riverracerx
10-16-2006, 08:07 AM
Vodka, in quantities, will also cleanse your colon if mixed with lots of Red Bull the night before. In fact you might not even get home before the flushing begins. Note: Do not drink while on a date, or when spending the night with a pretty lady. The groans and smell may scare her away and cause for some embarrassment.

RitcheyRch
10-16-2006, 08:39 AM
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
So if I drink it and then vomit I kill two birds with one shot

jbone
10-16-2006, 08:41 AM
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
So if I drink it and then vomit I kill two birds with one shot
That's the way I see it. :D I guess I missed that one.
J