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10-16-2006, 01:16 PM
Raider Nation encounters problems
Date: 2006-09-19, 1:12PM
Breaking news:
Associated Press (9/15/2006, 8:30 AM PST)
OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended
practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete
analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown
to Raider players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely
to encounter the substance again.
phebus
10-16-2006, 01:22 PM
Big Raider news would be if they won a game.
Brady Bunch
10-16-2006, 01:30 PM
Al Davis could not even buy a touchdown with this team! They would find a way to turn it over or commit a penalty.
squirt'nmyload
10-16-2006, 01:33 PM
oakland has a football team????
dmontzsta
10-16-2006, 01:34 PM
Welcome to last week with that.
Brady Bunch
10-16-2006, 01:34 PM
Big Raider news would be if they won a game.
Whoa, let's not let them get ahead of themselves...... Big news would be another touchdown in a game. Baby steps to a victory.
Hardly Satisfied
10-16-2006, 01:35 PM
Raider Nation encounters problems
Date: 2006-09-19, 1:12PM
Breaking news:
Associated Press (9/15/2006, 8:30 AM PST)
OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended
practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete
analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown
to Raider players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely
to encounter the substance again.
that is so truth
slink
10-16-2006, 01:36 PM
Big Al ought to offer "White Powder Substance" or "Green Sticky Icky" to the Raiders as an incentive to score and keep opponents out of the end zone. You would see scores of 60-0 :) :) They would be unstoppable
Hardly Satisfied
10-17-2006, 01:45 AM
Raiders the only winless team in the NFL right now
Old Texan
10-17-2006, 04:38 AM
Is the U of Miami a Raider farm team?