CARLSON-JET
10-16-2006, 09:23 PM
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.As she
looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.The sign
above the box says, "Sex Frogs!Only $20 each!Comes with complete
instructions."
The blonde looks around excitedly to see if anyone's watching her, then
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
As he packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
instructions."
The blonde nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions, reads them very carefully:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed, place the frog beside you and allow him to do what he
has been trained todo.
She does everything, then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her
surprise nothi ng happens!Disappointed and upset, she re-reads the
instructions and notices that at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you
have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."So she does,
highly irate and complaining.
"Calm down, I'll be right over," the man tells her.
And within minutes, he is ringing her doorbell.
The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See?I've done everything according
to the instructions, but the damn frog just sits there."
Looking very concerned, the man picks up the frog, stares directly into its
eyes and sternly says,"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do
this one-more-time!" :)
looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.The sign
above the box says, "Sex Frogs!Only $20 each!Comes with complete
instructions."
The blonde looks around excitedly to see if anyone's watching her, then
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
As he packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
instructions."
The blonde nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions, reads them very carefully:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed, place the frog beside you and allow him to do what he
has been trained todo.
She does everything, then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her
surprise nothi ng happens!Disappointed and upset, she re-reads the
instructions and notices that at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you
have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."So she does,
highly irate and complaining.
"Calm down, I'll be right over," the man tells her.
And within minutes, he is ringing her doorbell.
The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See?I've done everything according
to the instructions, but the damn frog just sits there."
Looking very concerned, the man picks up the frog, stares directly into its
eyes and sternly says,"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do
this one-more-time!" :)