Very Serious.................please read...

[topless]

I need to buy a boat and might sink it at lake Piru. I am getting a 3rd job soon that will pay 100 grand a year but don't pay attention to that.
I need the donations because I might be an asshole and spin my soon to be new boat with my kids in it and get my leg stuck under the drivers seat and almost drown.
Please donate to my soon to be cause and I will keep you all updated. This will surely be a bad weekend.
Thanks for your help.
Topless
P.S. This is not a scam.

[eek-a-RAT]

I need to buy a boat and might sink it at lake Piru. I am getting a 3rd job soon that will pay 100 grand a year but don't pay attention to that.
I need the donations because I might be an asshole and spin my soon to be new boat with my kids in it and get my leg stuck under the drivers seat and almost drown.
Please donate to my soon to be cause and I will keep you all updated. This will surely be a bad weekend.
Thanks for your help.
Topless
P.S. This is not a scam.
i think i remember hearin bout this, your goin to retrieve your boat "later", but need the cash donations now. lol

[beerjet]

I guess it's better to ask for money now , rather than "later". :idea:

[topless]

i think i remember hearin bout this, your goin to retrieve your boat "later", but need the cash donations now. lolExcactly! I'm going to be very upset so please don't bash me.

[Goad]

I need to buy a boat and might sink it at lake Piru. I am getting a 3rd job soon that will pay 100 grand a year but don't pay attention to that.
I need the donations because I might be an asshole and spin my soon to be new boat with my kids in it and get my leg stuck under the drivers seat and almost drown.
Please donate to my soon to be cause and I will keep you all updated. This will surely be a bad weekend.
Thanks for your help.
Topless
P.S. This is not a scam.
I call this a scam......your punctuation is too good.

[Cas]

i need to buy a boat and might sink it at lake Piru.i am getting a 3rd job soon that will pay 100 grand a year but dont pay attention to that.i need the donations because i might be an aswhole and spin my soon to be new boat with my kids in it and get my leg stuck under the drivers seat and almost drown.please donate to my soon to be cause and I will keep you all updated.this will surely be a bad weekend.thanks for your help.topless.ps this is not a scam.
sorry, I just had to edit it so it makes more sense

[Tom Brown]

Wouldn't it be funny if Hoolign tried to quit smoking again? :D :D :D

[topless]

sorry, I just had to edit it so it makes more sensethnk you for you cuoperashun.
Topless.

[73kona455]

i'll donate Later....... :rollside:

[topless]

Maybe ***boat can do a story on it.

[Redwing247]

I need to buy a boat and might sink it at lake Piru. I am getting a 3rd job soon that will pay 100 grand a year but don't pay attention to that.
I need the donations because I might be an asshole and spin my soon to be new boat with my kids in it and get my leg stuck under the drivers seat and almost drown.
Please donate to my soon to be cause and I will keep you all updated. This will surely be a bad weekend.
Thanks for your help.
Topless
P.S. This is not a scam.
I will pm you my access code to the play money account @ Party Poker.com You can have everything except $2000 (so I can build it back up incase you need more "later") :rollside:

[topless]

I will pm you my access code to the play money account @ Party Poker.com You can have everything except $2000 (so I can build it back up incase you need more "later") :rollside:I'm looking for my PM but I'll check again "later"

[acatitude]

so topless tell us how you really feel lol :rollside: ok ill send some coin LATER

[topless]

so topless tell us how you really feel lol :rollside: ok ill send some coin LATERI feel like "later" I will be asleep.

[Daytona100]

Blah blah blah etc.

[Wake Havasu]

I need to buy a boat and might sink it at lake Piru. I am getting a 3rd job soon that will pay 100 grand a year but don't pay attention to that.
I need the donations because I might be an asshole and spin my soon to be new boat with my kids in it and get my leg stuck under the drivers seat and almost drown.
Please donate to my soon to be cause and I will keep you all updated. This will surely be a bad weekend.
Thanks for your help.
Topless
P.S. This is not a scam.
First I need to hear from your wife and kids to make certain this is not a scam.
Also,I need two new members that have never ever posted before that can vouch for your story.

[HCS]

I need to buy a boat and might sink it at lake Piru. I am getting a 3rd job soon that will pay 100 grand a year but don't pay attention to that.
I need the donations because I might be an asshole and spin my soon to be new boat with my kids in it and get my leg stuck under the drivers seat and almost drown.
Please donate to my soon to be cause and I will keep you all updated. This will surely be a bad weekend.
Thanks for your help.
Topless
P.S. This is not a scam.
And you bash my english? :boxed: :rolleyes: ;) :D

[topless]

"First I need to hear from your wife and kids to make certain this is not a scam.
Also,I need two new members that have never ever posted before that can vouch for your story. "
I'll vouch for her. Everything she said is the gospel. That old tub of hers went down faster than later on his boyfriend.
Where do I send the donation Tootsie? Can I just send a blank check and you can fill it out yourself. My writin's not so hot. :rolleyes:
Rio
I don't have a wife but I'm sure I can come up with a few more screen names to make this more valid if it will help my cause. Oh and does anyone want to buy a trailer? it hasn't been used in months so it's almost like new.

[NashvilleBound]

I have the checkbook out but I dont see an address???? Guess on to the next one......... :rollside:

[RitcheyRch]

Where are the pictures of the possible boat? Will send money "later"

[Thorsinc]

Mybe could can save some money when you buy the boat,by not getting the trailer if its going to sink anyways.The money you save you could put towards your kids education.I mean buy a home for your family.I ment pull your boat out with it.

[NICE PAIR]

"The check is in the mail" :)

[Cas]

I don't have a wife
you blew it right there! If this whole thing was truthful, you would have lied and said you did have a wife and then given details of your sexual encounters. Most of the men around here would be pulling out all the stops on the money train just for the visuals.

[Bradman]

I like "Cupid's" idea.
Why does'nt ***boat do an artical on this "Lady".Seem's like ***boat would step up and help with this."Topless",has anybody donated yet? or has ***boat been intouch with you.This is crazy. Somebody said if everybody who veiws this thread and donated $2.00 it would cover more than enough.Step up people.Mines in the mail :rollside: :) :rollside: :)

[topless]

you blew it right there! If this whole thing was truthful, you would have lied and said you did have a wife and then given details of your sexual encounters. Most of the men around here would be pulling out all the stops on the money train just for the visuals.What if I said I had a girlfriend?

[little rowe boat]

$100 grand, you should be sending me a donation or two.

[topless]

$100 grand, you should be sending me a donation or two.
Did you sink your boat?

[little rowe boat]

Did you sink your boat?
No, but if gets me a donation, I will say I did.

[Mr. Topless]

Come on yall lets com togather n hep nis wordy caus.My blanc fud stamp chek is n tha male.lets not b stoopid and help ni por purson.p.s huny tel nem bout da harley 4 sale.........oh shit strike nat last part.dont wan nobody to thunk im n on nis. :rollside:

[Mr. Topless]

by da way.....topless is not ma wife or ma cusin.

[topless]

by da way.....topless is not ma wife or ma cusin.But do you still love me? I promise to teach you proper english.

[acatitude]

you should rename your boat "LATER" just so you can hate him every day of the summer lol

[lucky]

you should rename your boat "LATER" just so you can hate him every day of the summer lol
Dam -- I like the Name " all wet" :crossx:

[Goad]

by da way.....topless is not ma wife or ma cusin.
has anyone been keeping track on how many ***boat identities he has? seems like hes got a new one every day.....

[topless]

has anyone been keeping track on how many ***boat identities he has? seems like hes got a new one every day.....I'll check with the moderators a little LATER on that.

[maxwedge]

you blew it right there! If this whole thing was truthful, you would have lied and said you did have a wife....
What kind of an asshole would lie about having a wife? :D

[CBadDad]

I personally think the boat should be named BULLSHIT

[SmokinLowriderSS]

you blew it right there! If this whole thing was truthful, you would have lied and said you did have a wife and then given details of your sexual encounters. Most of the men around here would be pulling out all the stops on the money train just for the visuals.
Now the, thread is TRULY worthless without pis of THAT. :p :p

[SmokinLowriderSS]

What kind of an asshole would lie about having a wife? :DDunno, but if they did, they'd deserve their own thread in BR. :crossx:

[hotsand65]

I'll check with the moderators a little LATER on that.
You friggen crack me up - awesome thread! Now where do I donate?

[topless]

You friggen crack me up - awesome thread! Now where do I donate?
I told you this was serious but I'll pm you me paypal account.
Thank you for your support................Topless :)

[hoolign]

Wouldn't it be funny if Hoolign tried to quit smoking again? :D :D :D
listen you asshole.. I did quit! :mad: don't give me credit for it..no mock it .in your holier than thou fashion as always :mad: No matter what anyone accomplishes on here, no matter of the suffering, or personal sacrifice they have given..you just run them into the ground! :mad: I have had it with your personal attacks and constant belittlement of all my chosen objectives! :mad:
one sec..
ahhh wifes back with my smokes..hows it goin buddy? Gimme a shout..we should hook up!

[78Southwind]

I would like to donate $500 but I only have a third party cashier’s check for $1,000. I will send you the $1,000 cashier’s check and then you send me back the other $500. :crossx: