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River Diva
11-01-2006, 12:45 PM
I need to come up with a name for my boat...we've thought of a few ideas but I figured you guys would be able to think of some stuff. If possible I want it to hint that a girl owns it.
Any ideas?
I don't know how to post pictures so could someone please do that for me?

Jbb
11-01-2006, 12:46 PM
In the Pink...

Jetaholic
11-01-2006, 12:51 PM
Your Mom
That way when your buddies are like "Hey what are you doin' today?" you say "Ah I'm gonna go to the lake and ride the waves on Your Mom".
Or if someone calls you while you're at the lake "Hey what are ya doin'?"
you say "Oh, I'm ridin' Your Mom"

vdriver4ever
11-01-2006, 12:55 PM
SPECTingANYTIME

Pheelin Phroggy
11-01-2006, 12:58 PM
Sweeeeeet
Sweeeeeeeeet Thang!
River Skirt
Hot Legs
Girl Toy
Her Toy
Jet HER cizor

squirt'nmyload
11-01-2006, 12:59 PM
I need to come up with a name for my boat...we've thought of a few ideas but I figured you guys would be able to think of some stuff. If possible I want it to hint that a girl owns it.
Any ideas?
I don't know how to post pictures so could someone please do that for me?
name it river diva......sweet boat btw

Jetaholic
11-01-2006, 01:03 PM
I need to come up with a name for my boat...we've thought of a few ideas but I figured you guys would be able to think of some stuff. If possible I want it to hint that a girl owns it.
Any ideas?
I don't know how to post pictures so could someone please do that for me?
Is that a 1974 Cheyenne day cruiser?

SB
11-01-2006, 01:03 PM
River Diva would make a good boat name.
River Queen
River Princess
Ms. River Runner
Lady of the Lake
If Lips Could Kill
Big Intake
Floatsapphic
Here Kitty Kitty
In Heat
Speedy Squaw
Where the Boys Aren't
Lips O Suction

sbcokeman
11-01-2006, 01:05 PM
the next boat were going to get is going to be called SLICKER THAN SHIT it just grabs me. :skull:

Schiada76
11-01-2006, 01:07 PM
"Willblowforbeer"
Might piss RD off a little though. :D

Mrs. Bordsmnj
11-01-2006, 01:15 PM
S.S. Taco

CornWater
11-01-2006, 01:16 PM
30 minutes, and no infamous RD Sux!!!
Very disappointing...
:cry:

riverbound
11-01-2006, 01:30 PM
Bitch slap
Not RD's

Cole Trickle
11-01-2006, 01:33 PM
S.S. Ba Dunka Dunk
<----- I like River Diva:D

HM
11-01-2006, 01:34 PM
RD SUX & Swallows.

River Diva
11-01-2006, 01:37 PM
Well Bitch Slapped is the one I've been thinking about for a while.

River Diva
11-01-2006, 01:37 PM
S.S. Taco
Oh I like that one!

River Diva
11-01-2006, 01:42 PM
Is that a 1974 Cheyenne day cruiser?
It's a '79 Spectra 20 I/O

acatitude
11-01-2006, 01:47 PM
how about across the back "LATER"

squirt'nmyload
11-01-2006, 01:50 PM
how about across the back "LATER"
no no no........then she might have somene try to sink her boat

Mr. Crusader 83
11-01-2006, 01:52 PM
"The Inpregnator"

CBadDad
11-01-2006, 01:55 PM
:)
I personally think the boat should be named BULLSHIT.

RiverDave
11-01-2006, 01:56 PM
I like
"Bitch Slapped"
or
"Bitch Slap"
the best.. :)
RD

TAF
11-01-2006, 02:00 PM
Spectracular, ExSpectrant, Spanktra, Spunktra, X-Spectra-unk, Spunk-N-D-Trunk, in N outa Spec.tra

topless
11-01-2006, 02:01 PM
How about
Not Sunk

Her454
11-01-2006, 02:07 PM
Congrats River Diva!
I like these....
Her Spectra
Her Toy
Spectra Biatch
Spectra Babe
And of course..........
River Diva

Goad
11-01-2006, 02:16 PM
Your Mom
That way when your buddies are like "Hey what are you doin' today?" you say "Ah I'm gonna go to the lake and ride the waves on Your Mom".
Or if someone calls you while you're at the lake "Hey what are ya doin'?"
you say "Oh, I'm ridin' Your Mom"
I actually saw a bot on ebay recently named "your mom"....it was a light blue tahiti... :notam:

djunkie
11-01-2006, 02:18 PM
"No Balls!!!"

River Diva
11-01-2006, 02:33 PM
"No Balls!!!"
:)

Sigus
11-01-2006, 02:38 PM
Pussy Control

Goad
11-01-2006, 02:39 PM
Pussy Control
....or pussy patrol

riverbound
11-01-2006, 02:41 PM
Boat ho's

River Diva
11-01-2006, 02:42 PM
Boat ho's
Yeah somehow I don't think that will go over so well. The boat ho's are dead.
Great memories though!
There are so many good names on here....I'm so confused now!

Water Romper
11-01-2006, 02:58 PM
"Water Witch"
<if it's a jet> "I'm a Squirter" or "I love to Squirt"
"No Mans Land"

riverbound
11-01-2006, 02:58 PM
Yeah somehow I don't think that will go over so well. The boat ho's are dead.
Great memories though!
There are so many good names on here....I'm so confused now!
Boat ho's arent dead....they just retired ;)
You could name it
RB loves me! ;)
been a while since I told you I love you ;)

Her454
11-01-2006, 03:03 PM
"No Balls!!!"
heheh I like this one too..... :rollside:

Phat Al
11-01-2006, 03:04 PM
How about..
On Time or
Always Late

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 03:06 PM
If possible I want it to hint that a girl owns it.
Ovary Delight :cool:

707dog
11-01-2006, 03:08 PM
how about "SANCHO" aka the other man...lol

djunkie
11-01-2006, 03:08 PM
heheh I like this one too..... :rollside:
It can mean many things too. The boats owned by a female, the boats slow, her boyfriend has no sack. :crossx: :crossx:

djunkie
11-01-2006, 03:09 PM
Ovary Delight :cool:
Nice. How about "That Time Of The Month" :rollside: :rollside:

lucky
11-01-2006, 03:11 PM
getting lucky - so then i can hang out with you lmao

riverbound
11-01-2006, 03:12 PM
Boob Money
Bar cruiser

River Diva
11-01-2006, 03:13 PM
It can mean many things too. The boats owned by a female, the boats slow, her boyfriend has no sack. :crossx: :crossx:
The boat is slow...but it won't be forever :crossx:

River Diva
11-01-2006, 03:14 PM
Nice. How about "That Time Of The Month" :rollside: :rollside:
Dave just thought of that one about an hour ago...I don't like it

djunkie
11-01-2006, 03:14 PM
The boat is slow...but it won't be forever :crossx:
Uh huh....... I said the same about mine. 6 or 7 years ago. :rolleyes: :rollside: :rollside:

racecar.hotshoe
11-01-2006, 03:14 PM
"Stayfree mini pad"
"liquid midol"

Her454
11-01-2006, 03:14 PM
Dave just thought of that one about an hour ago...I don't like it
I agree :yuk:

djunkie
11-01-2006, 03:15 PM
Dave just thought of that one about an hour ago...I don't like it
Most of you women don't. And your very good at letting us know that too. :yuk:

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 03:15 PM
Nice. How about "That Time Of The Month" :rollside: :rollside:
:D
... or perhaps "Menstrual Cycle"

djunkie
11-01-2006, 03:17 PM
:D
... or perhaps "Menstrual Cycle"
Or even "Don't Forget the Plug!!!!" :crossx:

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 03:17 PM
I agree :yuk:
Why do you chicks find menstruation so distasteful? Personally, I’m a big fan of the red torrent of fertility. :cool:

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 03:19 PM
Or even "Don't Forget the Plug!!!!" :crossx:
lmao! :D
They could run around the river with a couple of 10' chunks of white rope dragging off the stern. Nothing like a theme boat. :cool:

lucky
11-01-2006, 03:19 PM
I was going to call mine "floater" but i seen a canadian glastron with that name - being towed behind a celica
the boobie barge

River Diva
11-01-2006, 03:22 PM
:D
... or perhaps "Menstrual Cycle"
:rolleyes:

Her454
11-01-2006, 03:25 PM
the red torrent of fertility. :cool:
That could be a name in itself......................... :rolleyes:

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 03:25 PM
:rolleyes:
I take it Ovarian Cyst isn't a candidate either?

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 03:28 PM
It's killing me to think that, at this very moment, RiverDave is busting his ass to pretend he doesn't find any of this menstrual material funny. :D
Rise above it, Dave. Rise above it. :D :D :D

Her454
11-01-2006, 03:32 PM
It's killing me to think that, at this very moment, RiverDave is busting his ass to pretend he doesn't find any of this menstrual material funny. :D
Rise above it, Dave. Rise above it. :D :D :D
RD Sux. :crossx:

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 03:33 PM
RD Sux. :crossx:
That would explain the strawberry jam on his teeth. :idea:

BEER&WATER
11-01-2006, 03:35 PM
Love Triangle

topless
11-01-2006, 03:35 PM
Well she could name it Aunt Flo.

Her454
11-01-2006, 03:35 PM
That would explain the strawberry jam on his teeth. :idea:
WOW, that was realllllllllllllllllllllly bad. That even made me cringe. :cry: River Diva's gonna kick your Canadian Ass now.

wright27
11-01-2006, 03:36 PM
If possible I want it to hint that a girl owns it.
Any ideas?
Psycho

Her454
11-01-2006, 03:36 PM
If possible I want it to hint that a girl owns it.
Any ideas?
Psycho
You are gonna get kicked right after Tom Brown LOL.

Biglue
11-01-2006, 03:37 PM
Mood Swings. ???? :D

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 03:38 PM
You are gonna get kicked right after Tom Brown LOL.
The line starts here.

BEER&WATER
11-01-2006, 03:38 PM
Hit It

BEER&WATER
11-01-2006, 03:40 PM
Bangganit

BEER&WATER
11-01-2006, 03:42 PM
Bangganit
sorry you cant have that one i like it to much im gonna use it

BEER&WATER
11-01-2006, 03:43 PM
Imgonauseit

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 03:43 PM
Proctology

riverbound
11-01-2006, 03:44 PM
If possible I want it to hint that a girl owns it.
Any ideas?
Psycho
LMFAO..... that is funny :D

BEER&WATER
11-01-2006, 03:47 PM
Make Your Head Spin

BajaMike
11-01-2006, 03:50 PM
Nice boat....
http://www2.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=19409
:cool:

Debbolas
11-01-2006, 03:51 PM
Some of my favorite boat names are:
Toes in the Sand :D
Trouble :D
or River Diva :D

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 03:52 PM
I think I may have the perfect name.
"Contraceptive Sponge"
:cool:

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 03:53 PM
Nice boat....
http://www2.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=19409
:cool:
Very nice. :)
If you've got some forced induction under that dog house, you could call it "Blown Diaphragm".

Her454
11-01-2006, 03:54 PM
I think I may have the perfect name.
"Contraceptive Sponge"
:cool:
I know of a flatty that has "Birth Control" on the back of it................. :rollside:

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 03:55 PM
If you want to go with something more unisex, you might want to consider:
"Burning Rectal Polyps"

BEER&WATER
11-01-2006, 04:01 PM
Winkinatu

River Diva
11-01-2006, 04:20 PM
If you want to go with something more unisex, you might want to consider:
"Burning Rectal Polyps"
That's it! Perfect:) I knew you would come up with the winning name! I'm going to send you a little gift for thinking of it....I'm thinkin...Hmmm...TOOTHPICKS!!!!!!!

Tom Brown
11-01-2006, 04:23 PM
I'm going to send you a little gift for thinking of it....I'm thinkin...Hmmm...TOOTHPICKS!!!!!!!
:2purples:

barbigrl
11-01-2006, 05:12 PM
Yeah somehow I don't think that will go over so well. The boat ho's are dead.
Great memories though!
!
Ahhh the memories!!! :)
I like pussy control.....
but bitch slapped is the best!!! :)

djunkie
11-01-2006, 05:14 PM
Ahhh the memories!!! :)
I like pussy control.....
but bitch slapped is the best!!! :)
How about "We Show Our TITS" on the back. :crossx: :crossx:

boatnam2
11-01-2006, 05:15 PM
My Boat Bitch Has Balls !

barbigrl
11-01-2006, 05:16 PM
Nice boat....
http://www2.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=19409
:cool:
so is that my new ride??? I have not seen it yet!!! Good job Stace....I cant wait to ride in it! GIRLS ONLY!!! Ohh I can see it now...... "Daaavvvveeee why is it making that sound?" :) :p
"Dave the girls and I are going to the bar" hehee..... love ya Davee!!!

barbigrl
11-01-2006, 05:17 PM
How about "We Show Our TITS" on the back. :crossx: :crossx:
hmmm that better not be any kind of reference to me there buddy!!!! :crossx: :p

djunkie
11-01-2006, 05:19 PM
hmmm that better not be any kind of reference to me there buddy!!!! :crossx: :p
Nooooo. You would never do such a thing. :rolleyes: :crossx: :crossx:

barbigrl
11-01-2006, 05:24 PM
Nooooo. You would never do such a thing. :rolleyes: :crossx: :crossx:
Gawd no!! I am the picture of sainthood!!

djunkie
11-01-2006, 05:25 PM
Gawd no!! I am the picture of sainthood!!
And I think we have all seen the pics of your saints. LOL!!!!!!!!! :crossx: :crossx:

barbigrl
11-01-2006, 05:27 PM
And I think we have all seen the pics of your saints. LOL!!!!!!!!! :crossx: :crossx:
:cry: :cry: i guess i have been found out!!! :(

bordsmnj
11-01-2006, 05:33 PM
i 'spectr a ride
dave's nuts inside
gyno
little kiss
laundry
congrats on the new ride! :cool:

beerjet
11-01-2006, 05:35 PM
"WET SPOT" :idea:

Jordy
11-01-2006, 05:36 PM
It's going to be pink right? It's a f'kn no brainer:
S.S. PINK TACO. :D
or, because it's yours: H.M.S. Pink Taco :idea:
RD SUX and RDiva Swallows :D
BACK IN THE STIRRUPS ;)
NOT HIS :D
OVARY DERIGHTED :D

BEER&WATER
11-01-2006, 06:16 PM
Tacky

BEER&WATER
11-01-2006, 06:23 PM
Tacky Spot

riverliver
11-01-2006, 06:34 PM
NOT HIS

hoolign
11-01-2006, 06:48 PM
I need to come up with a name for my boat...we've thought of a few ideas but I figured you guys would be able to think of some stuff. If possible I want it to hint that a girl owns it.
Any ideas?
I don't know how to post pictures so could someone please do that for me?
if it's a jet... "spitter" :rollside:

SHOTKALLIN
11-01-2006, 07:32 PM
Ho's B4 Bro's

River Diva
11-02-2006, 10:47 AM
Ahhh the memories!!! :)
I like pussy control.....
but bitch slapped is the best!!! :)
Pussy Control is a little much. I want to be a little more pc than that...

River Diva
11-02-2006, 10:49 AM
It's going to be pink right? It's a f'kn no brainer:
S.S. PINK TACO. :D
or, because it's yours: H.M.S. Pink Taco :idea:
RD SUX and RDiva Swallows :D
BACK IN THE STIRRUPS ;)
NOT HIS :D
OVARY DERIGHTED :D
I don't think it's going to be pink after all :cry: The gelcoat is looking better now that we wet sanded and buffed it. I think it may stay just like it is...just some stress cracks to have repaired.

riverbound
11-02-2006, 10:51 AM
Boat ho no mo

Trailer Park Casanova
11-02-2006, 11:06 AM
Little Miss Dangerous

Essexive G's
11-02-2006, 11:23 AM
Once A Month!
As in take the boat out once a month. :messedup:

SB
11-02-2006, 01:00 PM
Was His
Girl's Toy
Hair Dryer
Las Putas
Venus

DAVEO
11-02-2006, 01:31 PM
Yes I Squirt

Tom Brown
11-02-2006, 01:32 PM
How about:
"Airtight"
?

lucky
11-02-2006, 01:41 PM
Well since your incontrol -- "ON TOP"
Or once again with Mr Browns Menstral theme
RAG TIME

TAF
11-02-2006, 01:47 PM
getting lucky - so then i can hang out with you lmao
How come it always ends up being "All about you?"

boatnam2
11-02-2006, 01:48 PM
chick on the stick ! stick=throttle

lucky
11-02-2006, 01:50 PM
How come it always ends up being "All about you?"
shhhhhhhhh -- I was fishing for another hottub partner in PHOENIX -- don't blow me -- ammm i mean my cover !!!! Hi Rob

TAF
11-02-2006, 01:56 PM
shhhhhhhhh -- I was fishing for another hottub partner in PHOENIX -- don't blow me -- ammm i mean my cover !!!! Hi Rob
Maybe she's already been invited?
Hoiw about Rub a Dub Tub or "Don't X-Spectra Much"?

fourspeednup
11-02-2006, 02:59 PM
Well there's definately some food for thought in here :rolleyes: LOL
I'd go for river diva :)

River Diva
11-02-2006, 04:04 PM
Well there's definately some food for thought in here :rolleyes: LOL
I'd go for river diva :)
I think I'm just going to write a list and pick one out after I've ran it a while and know it's personality :)

RiverDave
11-02-2006, 04:08 PM
Well I compiled a list of my favorites from the thread so far, and a few others that I kinda came up with while reading.
In small writing "My Boyfriends"
Then in larger writing below it "Blood, Sweat & Tears!"
"Bitch Slap" <---- still my favorite
Small picture of chick with boobs falling out of the bikini - "Bustin Loose"
"Sleeping Beauty" (Sleeper boat)
"Morning Sickness" (she'll probably only be running it hard in the mornings.. Plus the double meaning)
"Leather n Race" - Instead of leather and lace
"You Wish"
"Not His"
"No Balls"
"Wicked Witch"
"Wicked Bitch"
"Always Late"
"River Time"
"Mood Swings"
"Hit It"
"Looney Tunes" <--- another one of my personal favorites
"Junk In The Trunk" (Then in small writing next to the plate setup) "Do these plates make my ass look fat?" As well on the underside of the engine hatch "The Junk" etc...
Still trying to think of more..
RD

Tom Brown
11-02-2006, 04:09 PM
I can't help but notice none of mine made your list, Dave. :idea:

Jbb
11-02-2006, 04:10 PM
I can't help but notice none of mine made your list, Dave. :idea:
He told me he hates you Tom
:p

RiverDave
11-02-2006, 04:14 PM
I can't help but notice none of mine made your list, Dave. :idea:
Sorry Tom... :( I was still cleaning the strawberry jelly out of my teeth. :D
Could always name it "Ms Ibex" :220v:
RD

RiverDave
11-02-2006, 04:16 PM
Sense alot of my friends are doing her favors to help get her boat ship shape, she could name it
"Hook Ups"
or "Cashed Favors" or something along those lines.. LOL :D
RD

Tom Brown
11-02-2006, 04:18 PM
Strawberry jam goes great with peanut butter, Dave. :cool:

Kim Hanson
11-02-2006, 04:19 PM
In the Pink...
Tampon ?.........( . )( . )............... :p

HPLavey
11-02-2006, 04:42 PM
Camel toe

Desert Rat
11-02-2006, 04:43 PM
Oh I like that one!
How about S.S. Tuna Taco :crossx:

GABACHOS_LBC
11-02-2006, 05:50 PM
Camel toe
or "MOOSE KNUCKLE"

Ziggy
11-02-2006, 05:58 PM
Camel toeNaw, thats reserved for Barbigirl...:D :D

Ziggy
11-02-2006, 06:01 PM
For current and future reference I suggest:
Augmented
.
I think it has a ring to it and fits you MsRD ;).....ah,hem.....you said it will go faster soon, right? :D

hallettman
11-02-2006, 06:04 PM
how bout....(CAUTION: woman driver) :D