RitcheyRch
11-06-2006, 05:03 AM
DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 DRAWBACKS TO WORKING IN A CUBICLE
#10 - Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.
#9 - Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
#8 - Cubicle Walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
#7 - That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
#6 - Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
#5 - The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
#4 - 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
#3 - Prison cells are not only bigger; they also have beds and a bathroom.
#2 - The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your co-workers.
And the #1 drawback to working in a cubicle is....
#1 - You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.
#10 - Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.
#9 - Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
#8 - Cubicle Walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
#7 - That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
#6 - Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
#5 - The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
#4 - 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
#3 - Prison cells are not only bigger; they also have beds and a bathroom.
#2 - The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your co-workers.
And the #1 drawback to working in a cubicle is....
#1 - You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.