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Angry Inch
11-07-2006, 12:27 PM
EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.
Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.
Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.
"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.
It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.
:) :rollside: HAHHAHAHHAA Sitting on a tree stump, rubbing one out.

hoolign
11-07-2006, 12:30 PM
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Angry Inch
11-07-2006, 12:35 PM
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UltraClean
11-07-2006, 12:42 PM
http://static.flickr.com/49/116422122_56b05a878d_o.jpg
love it....

hoolign
11-07-2006, 12:48 PM
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Nord
11-07-2006, 12:55 PM
lmao

Angry Inch
11-07-2006, 01:01 PM
http://www.clubavalanche.com/mbrrides/Smilies/redx.gif :yuk:

Angry Inch
11-07-2006, 01:02 PM
lmao
I take it they let you off the hook. Or did you post bail?

Nord
11-07-2006, 01:03 PM
Not too bad from a guy who's name is "Angry Inch" and his location is ***** Island............and he is hung like a light switch.......lol

Angry Inch
11-07-2006, 01:12 PM
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Devil's Advocate
11-07-2006, 01:22 PM
lmao!

RitcheyRch
11-07-2006, 04:21 PM
Posted already
http://***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=132077&highlight=naked

VEGASBABY
11-07-2006, 04:25 PM
http://static.flickr.com/49/116422122_56b05a878d_o.jpg
Thats some funny shizzznits right there!

Angry Inch
11-07-2006, 04:29 PM
Posted already
http://***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=132077&highlight=naked
Your repost is a repost. See post #2. lol :)

RitcheyRch
11-07-2006, 04:46 PM
LMAO
Your repost is a repost. See post #2. lol :)

moneypit
11-07-2006, 05:15 PM
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GHT
11-07-2006, 05:40 PM
Don't want to have to quote it again so I'll just say the "Niger Please" post is untasteful, and just plain wrong.
BUT, it is some funny fu#kin' SH1T though...