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RitcheyRch
11-08-2006, 08:29 AM
With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the churches marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years. The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."
The minister inquired trips to where?
"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands Ralph, please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"
Brother Ralph: "I'm going to go get her

ratso
11-08-2006, 01:53 PM
I think Rodney Carrington said it was
A 12" Dick and a Dozen Roses...

RitcheyRch
11-08-2006, 04:01 PM
If thats the case, I am shit outta luck.
I think Rodney Carrington said it was
A 12" Dick and a Dozen Roses...

HocusPocus
11-08-2006, 04:24 PM
I think Rodney Carrington said it was
A 12" Dick and a Dozen Roses...
hmmm.. guess i better give her 2 dozen roses. :crossx:
http://www.larosasflowers.com/ProductImages/inventory/TwoDozenRoses.jpg