women these days???? [Archive]

seanv

11-13-2006, 10:45 AM

so im out friday night with a few buds for a bday deal. we hit a few clubs in scottsdale andi see this gal i've chatted with on the net. walk over, introduce myself and she says good to meet you. the next words out of her mouth blew me away.. "my mom pulls so much c**k out of these bars and wont share with me!" i couldnt believe it! all jokes aside i was totally turned off and walked away. not to mention she had the whole muffin top thing going on.
so are all the hot single chicks caught up in the "who can be the biggest *****" competition or what???

MR HARLEY

11-13-2006, 10:52 AM

so are all the hot single chicks caught up in the "who can be the biggest *****" competition or what???
Sounds like a great competition! :)

Jbb

11-13-2006, 10:55 AM

so im out friday night with a few buds for a bday deal. we hit a few clubs in scottsdale andi see this gal i've chatted with on the net. walk over, introduce myself and she says good to meet you. the next words out of her mouth blew me away.. "my mom pulls so much c**k out of these bars and wont share with me!" i couldnt believe it! all jokes aside i was totally turned off and walked away. not to mention she had the whole muffin top thing going on.
so are all the hot single chicks caught up in the "who can be the biggest *****" competition or what???
Brown will read this and Immediately go into cardiac arrest.... :p

Wet Dream

11-13-2006, 10:56 AM

Sounds like a great competition! :)
No shit, but thats a prime reason why I love being married and not out on the scene. ;)

Sleek-Jet

11-13-2006, 10:59 AM

WTF is a muffin top???? :idea:

Tom Brown

11-13-2006, 10:59 AM

I'm coming Elizabeth! :eek:

Jbb

11-13-2006, 11:00 AM

I'm coming Elizabeth! :eek:
The nitro pill goes under your tongue Tom......deep breaths...

Jbb

11-13-2006, 11:03 AM

WTF is a muffin top???? :idea:
http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/data/500/ShowLetter1.jpg

Sleek-Jet

11-13-2006, 11:04 AM

http://www.wildboston.com/media-111306-8lnv9ns7ev4tl8n/picture/podb75_27.jpg
... and this is a bad thing because why???? :idea:

RitcheyRch

11-13-2006, 11:05 AM

Sounds like an STD looking for a new home.

uvindex

11-13-2006, 11:06 AM

WTF is a muffin top???? :idea:It's when somebody's midsection spills over the top of his/her jeans, thus giving the appearance of a muffin top. :boxed:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Muffin_NIH.jpg/300px-Muffin_NIH.jpg

Phat Matt

11-13-2006, 11:08 AM

so im out friday night with a few buds for a bday deal. we hit a few clubs in scottsdale andi see this gal i've chatted with on the net. walk over, introduce myself and she says good to meet you. the next words out of her mouth blew me away.. "my mom pulls so much c**k out of these bars and wont share with me!" i couldnt believe it! all jokes aside i was totally turned off and walked away. not to mention she had the whole muffin top thing going on.
so are all the hot single chicks caught up in the "who can be the biggest *****" competition or what???
Should have asked her where Mom was. :crossx:

seanv

11-13-2006, 11:16 AM

Should have asked her where Mom was. :crossx:
she was sitting right there with a o.m.f.g. look on her face when her daughter blurted that out.she had a young guy on the hook and he even shook his head.

GRUNION

11-13-2006, 11:20 AM

Sean you going to the festival of lights?

whiteworks

11-13-2006, 11:21 AM

did mom have the gut hanging over her belt thing going on to?

bocco

11-13-2006, 11:21 AM

she was sitting right there with a o.m.f.g. look on her face when her daughter blurted that out.she had a young guy on the hook and he even shook his head.
So did mom have a muffin top to?

Wet Dream

11-13-2006, 11:24 AM

Sounds like an STD looking for a new home.
Thats exactly what I'm talking about.

Riverless

11-13-2006, 11:47 AM

It's when somebody's midsection spills over the top of his/her jeans, thus giving the appearance of a muffin top. :boxed:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Muffin_NIH.jpg/300px-Muffin_NIH.jpg
i work at a college and i see so many young girls walking around with muffin tops or sausage casings, it is really a shame. it seems that is has become trendy, i hope they don't think it looks good. :rolleyes: they need to lay off the doritos.

Devil's Advocate

11-13-2006, 01:02 PM

i work at a college and i see so many young girls walking around with muffin tops or sausage casings, it is really a shame. it seems that is has become trendy, i hope they don't think it looks good. :rolleyes: they need to lay off the doritos.
Yeah, it's a Dorito society now :yuk: .
so im out friday night with a few buds for a bday deal. we hit a few clubs in scottsdale andi see this gal i've chatted with on the net. walk over, introduce myself and she says good to meet you. the next words out of her mouth blew me away.. "my mom pulls so much c**k out of these bars and wont share with me!" i couldnt believe it! all jokes aside i was totally turned off and walked away. not to mention she had the whole muffin top thing going on.
so are all the hot single chicks caught up in the "who can be the biggest *****" competition or what???
Never would say something like that :yuk:
You sound like Ratso Jr. in training.. :p

a catered life

11-13-2006, 01:08 PM

i see this gal i've chatted with on the net. walk over, introduce myself and she says good to meet you.
ok wtf does this not raise any flags :confused: :idea:

seanv

11-13-2006, 01:34 PM

grunion, yes going to be there...
boco, no mom looked to be in ok shape
catered, hey i chat it up here as well as other places :crossx:
da......i wasnt talking about you dear! just my general impression of the single hotties i ran into lately out in the clubs. hell i bet if the bars would allow it they'ld all show up with their yip dogs under their arm :rolleyes:

Mrs.Killer

11-13-2006, 02:18 PM

So what's the problem? Men do this all the time. Is it only wrong when it's coming from women...

seanv

11-13-2006, 02:29 PM

So what's the problem? Men do this all the time. Is it only wrong when it's coming from women...
guess im a lil old fashioned then. it's one thing to joke around with ladies you know. that's joking around.

Devil's Advocate

11-13-2006, 02:32 PM

da...i wasnt talking about you dear! just my general impression of the single hotties i ran into lately out in the clubs. hell i bet if the bars would allow it they'ld all show up with their yip dogs under their arm :rolleyes:
I know, just commenting on it. :rollside:
So what's the problem? Men do this all the time. Is it only wrong when it's coming from women...
:p

squirt'nmyload

11-13-2006, 02:56 PM

Is it only wrong when it's coming from women...
yes http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/biggrin2.gif

Riverless

11-13-2006, 03:01 PM

So what's the problem? Men do this all the time. Is it only wrong when it's coming from women...
i wouldn't find that very classy coming out of a woman's or a man's mouth.

Mrs.Killer

11-13-2006, 03:35 PM

i wouldn't find that very classy coming out of a woman's or a man's mouth.
Sorry the truth hurts. I live in the real world, this does happen. I didn't say it was right :rolleyes:

WYRD

11-13-2006, 03:41 PM

So what's the problem? Men do this all the time. Is it only wrong when it's coming from women...
I have never once bragged about how much c@#K my mom has gotten :crossx:

Biglue

11-13-2006, 03:43 PM

I have never once bragged about how much c@#K my mom has gotten :crossx:
Only because youre better than her at it. :crossx:

Riverless

11-13-2006, 04:00 PM

Sorry the truth hurts. I live in the real world, this does happen. I didn't say it was right :rolleyes:
the truth doesn't hurt in this case, i know there are potty mouths out there, i was just stating that i would not find it very classy.

Captain Dan

11-13-2006, 04:08 PM

Sorry the truth hurts. I live in the real world, this does happen. I didn't say it was right :rolleyes:
Actually you did say it was just as right for women as men in post 22 by stating "So what's the problem?"

Riverless

11-13-2006, 04:10 PM

Actually you did say it was just as right for women as men in post 22 by stating "So what's the problem?"
yeah, i thought so to, but sometimes it is hard to understand what people really mean over forum posts, email etc., a bit is lost in the translation.

seanv

11-13-2006, 04:28 PM

it's one thing for a group of friends to be joking and make that comment. but to say it to somebody new who doesnt know your mom??? just dont get it is all.... :rolleyes:

QuickJet

11-13-2006, 05:31 PM

So what bar was this? :cool:

EmpirE231

11-13-2006, 05:35 PM

they just keep getting classier every day!! guess you can't expect too much outa a chick @ the bar with her mom :)

All-Star

11-14-2006, 09:39 AM

Sounds like my Friday night at the new Wine Bar. Sitting there with the husband trying some new wine and there is this loud chick talking about the night club dating sceen and how guys cant make up their minds. If she sleeps with them they dont call and if she doesnt sleep with them they dont call........
Well, I was thinking....... "And the common denominator is?????".....
Not Classy at all...... and so obnoxious. That would turn any guy off. Maybe that is why she appeared to be hanging with her lesbian friends.
I feel where you are coming from.

Kachina26

11-14-2006, 09:44 AM

I have never once bragged about how much c@#K my mom has gotten :crossx:
But you've been heard complaing about her not sharing with you :D

purrfecttremor

11-14-2006, 11:32 AM

And why do i love my wife? See all postings above! :rollside: