...Sigh...smack head on desk...

[Do F150's Float?]

It's been a crazy week...and it's only tuesday...
"Well, i don't keep all my bank statements. Or my last paystub from when i changed jobs. and i don't know where my W2 is, but i swear. I make $20K a month"
....right
"Well i know there's only $100K in the bank, but i will have the $125K for the down, really."
Where is it coming from then..?
"uhh...."
that's what i thought.
"My fico is 740! that should make up for the fact i don't have any money in the bank! ... right?"
NO!
Can i go home now? :cry:

[riverbound]

You said you werent going to tell anyone :mad:

[Do F150's Float?]

You said you werent going to tell anyone :mad:
Don't make me post your credit report!!! :mad:
Ohhhhh man. and 2 out of 3 of those people are "in the business" yep. that's right. it's a sad state of affairs i tell ya.

[riverbound]

Don't make me post your credit report!!! :mad:
Ohhhhh man. and 2 out of 3 of those people are "in the business" yep. that's right. it's a sad state of affairs i tell ya.
Which "business"?? ;)

[Do F150's Float?]

Which "business"?? ;)
The High Class Escort Business...DUH
(j/k..mortgage biz).
Ok, i will just keep hitting my head on the desk... looks like it's gonna be this way for a while...

[djunkie]

Can you finance me for $600k on a 0 down and get my payments under $3k a month on a 30 year fixed? Thanks for your help. :crossx: :crossx:

[Do F150's Float?]

Can you finance me for $600k on a 0 down and get my payments under $3k a month on a 30 year fixed? Thanks for your help. :crossx: :crossx:
And lemme guess... Your fico is a 540 and you can't prove your income :D
Acutally... on an I.O., you can get around $3K a month (a little over) if the credit & income is good. :)

[riverbound]

The High Class Escort Business...DUH
(j/k..mortgage biz).
Ok, i will just keep hitting my head on the desk... looks like it's gonna be this way for a while...
LOL....sounds like a rather enjoyabe week you have ahead of you :D
Try not to hurt the desk with that oversized noggin of yours :)

[Do F150's Float?]

LOL....sounds like a rather enjoyabe week you have ahead of you :D
Try not to hurt the desk with that oversized noggin of yours :)
Hey - we're part of the "Ample cranium club" ... LOL
Good thing i can't drink... otherwise...me and the couch and some coors light would be having a date tonight... and i would probably be calling in DRUNK tomorrow!

[djunkie]

And lemme guess... Your fico is a 540 and you can't prove your income :D
Acutally... on an I.O., you can get around $3K a month (a little over) if the credit & income is good. :)
NO I.O. for me thanks. :crossx: :crossx:

[Do F150's Float?]

NO I.O. for me thanks. :crossx: :crossx:
Awww, you mean you don't wanna be upside down in a few months???
LOL... j/k, to each his own, i don't knock loan products for anyone till i know their situation.
FYI... can you tell i'm really avoiding work right now??? Post wh*ring it up... :D

[riverbound]

Hey - we're part of the "Ample cranium club" ... LOL
Good thing i can't drink... otherwise...me and the couch and some coors light would be having a date tonight... and i would probably be calling in DRUNK tomorrow!
LOL. Calling in Drunk...been there done that. Worse is when you actually show up instead of caling in :(

[Do F150's Float?]

LOL. Calling in Drunk...been there done that. Worse is when you actually show up instead of caling in :(
Ya, that was pretty much the way i spent summer of '05.
Speaking of... did you really miss your flight last night?

[djunkie]

Awww, you mean you don't wanna be upside down in a few months???
LOL... j/k, to each his own, i don't knock loan products for anyone till i know their situation.
FYI... can you tell i'm really avoiding work right now??? Post wh*ring it up... :D
Nice. Got any pics of you we can gawk at? :crossx: :crossx:

[Do F150's Float?]

Nice. Got any pics of you we can gawk at? :crossx: :crossx:
No, but i probably have some you could laugh at... :D

[djunkie]

No, but i probably have some you could laugh at... :D
Are they naked pics? I could give you my email if you'd like. :crossx: :crossx:

[seanv]

ooh and mine :D :D

[Do F150's Float?]

Are they naked pics? I could give you my email if you'd like. :crossx: :crossx:
LOL NO! :D
But if they were... I would still laugh at em! :crossx:

[djunkie]

LOL NO! :D
But if they were... I would still laugh at em! :crossx:
Doh!!!!! Didn't mean it that way. Sorry. Can I still see them? :devil: :devil:

[Do F150's Float?]

Doh!!!!! Didn't mean it that way. Sorry. Can I still see them? :devil: :devil:
It's ok... I did :D
Alas... i have no nudie pictures (and wouldn't post em on the web even if i did)
But i do have a dancing pickle...
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/LuckyPenny71x/i65667594_32589.gif

[djunkie]

It's ok... I did :D
Alas... i have no nudie pictures (and wouldn't post em on the web even if i did)
But i do have a dancing pickle...
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/LuckyPenny71x/i65667594_32589.gif
LOL!!!!!!!!! I have one of those too. Doh. I said that out loud didn't I? I hate when I do that. :crossx: :crossx:

[Do F150's Float?]

LOL!!!!!!!!! I have one of those too. Doh. I said that out loud didn't I? I hate when I do that. :crossx: :crossx:
Haha... You made me LOL at work! :D :D

[djunkie]

Haha... You made me LOL at work! :D :D
Glad I could amuse you. :rollside: :rollside:

[riverbound]

Ya, that was pretty much the way i spent summer of '05.
Speaking of... did you really miss your flight last night?
Yes, I got sick ;)

[Do F150's Float?]

That's a lucky freaking couch I tell ya... ;) :D
USED to be... I haven't spent any quality time with it in a while :(
Glad I could amuse you. :rollside: :rollside:
Ya, the poor girl in my office probably thinks i've lost it... LOL
Yes, I got sick ;)
You're my idol. When i grow up, i wanna be just like you. Only... not a dude... :D

[Do F150's Float?]

Sorry to hear this, but I'm really glad that you're doing a whole helluva lot better... :D :D Coors Lights will be there when you're ready, just watch out for djunkie, he'll get you drunk and try and take advantage of you, well that's if he shows up when he says he will... :D :D
Thanks - i really appreciate that! :D I may bitch about not being able to drink, but the facts are, being sober for a year sure as hell beats being on dialysis or waiting for a kidney transplant!!! :D
And i swear i heard djunkie likes boys... I think it was on the bathroom wall of that chevron in Pedro... :crossx:

[djunkie]

Thanks - i really appreciate that! :D I may bitch about not being able to drink, but the facts are, being sober for a year sure as hell beats being on dialysis or waiting for a kidney transplant!!! :D
And i swear i heard djunkie likes boys... I think it was on the bathroom wall of that chevron in Pedro... :crossx:
So why would I be stalking you then? Your not a boy are you?????? :2purples: :2purples: :2purples:

[djunkie]

10-4, glad that you're here posting and smacking your head on a desk, I know none of here would want it any other way... ;) :)
Oh about djunkie, I heard his name was on every mens restroom wall from Tijuana to Bakersfield to Kingman and south to Yuma... :D
Easy there potato chip boat guy. :crossx: :crossx:

[Do F150's Float?]

So why would I be stalking you then? Your not a boy are you?????? :2purples: :2purples: :2purples:
No, contrary to past beliefs... i do not look like zach morris... LOL
I was just teasin :D

[riverbound]

No, contrary to past beliefs... i do not look like zach morris... LOL
I was just teasin :D
Yes, you do....dont lie :rolleyes:

[Do F150's Float?]

Yes, you do....dont lie :rolleyes:
That must be why you hang out with me then. :crossx:
Or maybe it's your uncanny resemblance to kelly kapowski? :D

[riverbound]

That must be why you hang out with me then. :crossx:
Or maybe it's your uncanny resemblance to kelly kapowski? :D
I always saw myself as more of a "screech"

[Do F150's Float?]

I always saw myself as more of a "screech"
I can see that... maybe it was your love of leg warmers and bike shorts that reminded me of Kelly... :D
ohh... the good old days... :)
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/LuckyPenny71x/sbtb.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/LuckyPenny71x/Myspace%20Crap/BAYSIDE_1.jpg

[All-Star]

Hey Instead of the "You must be a Red Neck if...."
Do you want to hear the..... "You must be a Loan Officer if"....
????
Let me know
Pretty funny and pretty true! :)