So..my dumbassed dog..

[hoolign]

grabbed a garlic rib off the kitchen floor and high tailed it down the hallway with the wife in chase. He swallowed the bone whole before she could get it away from him. This dog is a Shitsu/Malteese cross. The next day she calls the vet and asks if he needs to come in. The vet says if he starts whining or seems sick bring him him in. She checks his mini poop piles for the next day and no bone. Next morning the dog is basically growling at his ass. She takes him into see the vet, vet puts him on the table, the woman is petting his head and kinda trying to distract him. Well the doc puts on the glove, lube and rams his finger up lil Ozzies ass. I guess his eyes went as big as golf balls and he bit the closeset thing ..her hand and as soon as the doc pulled his finger out he spun around and bit him. Once he had his two bites in he was cool again. Now the damn dog knows how kitty feels when he decides to take a piece.

[Rexone]

So'd he get the bone out or just get bit and said fuggit Ozzie you keep the damn bone.

[hoolign]

So'd he get the bone out or just get bit and said fuggit Ozzie you keep the damn bone.
if it's still in there...it's Ozzies

[NorCal Gameshow]

Next morning the dog is basically growling at his ass. :D :D :D
Now the damn dog knows how kitty feels when he decides to take a piece.
So'd he get the bone out or just get bit and said fuggit Ozzie you keep the damn bone.
and who's kitty ?

[Cas]

was the vet's name Frenchie?

[hoolign]

and who's kitty ?
Kitty is a big black tom cat named Cane..Well his last name is Cane..his first name is "Hurrie" his hobby is kicking the ever loving shit out of Ozzy after each attempted molestation :rollside:

[hoolign]

was the vet's name Frenchie?
This I am unsure of! :rolleyes:

[NorCal Gameshow]

Kitty is a big black tom cat named Cane..Well his last name is Cane..his first name is "Hurrie" his hobby is kicking the ever loving shit out of Ozzy after each attempted molestation :rollside:
:D :D :D

[Rexone]

if it's still in there...it's Ozzies
So the vet just pokin him in the azz for fun or what? :D

[hoolign]

So the vet just pokin him in the azz for fun or what? :D
The vet thought the bone might be in there sideways or stuck in his bowels. I don't think the doc "frenchied" him.. :rolleyes:

[maxwedge]

I have so many questions...
Is the dog cured or does he still growl at his ass? Why did your wife want the bone back after it was already on the floor? Does she still have plans for it? Did the vet offer some sort of explanation after he poked the dog, or did he just scurry from the room with a sheepish look on his face? What the hell is a garlic rib? :confused: :D

[moneypit]

I think the dog knew he was in trouble when he sucked down that bone, then pool lil' feller got a finger jammed up his butt. I'd be uncomfortable and pissed as hell if it happened to me if my gut was sideways then a complete stranger wanted to hork me. :220v:

[hoolign]

I have so may questions...
Is the dog cured or does he still growl at his ass? Why did your wife want the bone back after it was already on the floor? Does she still have plans for it? Did the vet offer some sort of explanation after he poked the dog, or did he just scurry from the room with a sheepish look on his face? What the hell is a garlic rib? :confused: :D
Why yes you do..you do have a lot of questions ..lets see
He does not growl at his ass anymore and from what I undertsand he wants nothing more to do with kitty's ass. So I believe he is cured on both counts.
She didnt want him to swallow the bone, not only for fear of Ozzy's life..but she knows that I post this dumb shit on here and does not want to spend days explaining me (or ozzy) to anyone she meets.
the vet said it was likeley disolved..or his finger was not long enough.
garlic flavored short ribs

[maxwedge]

Thanks for clearing that up. :) I made my dog read this thread in hopes that she will never steal bones out of the trash again. I don't know if she understood, but I'm pretty sure she was laughing her ass off. :D

[Rexone]

Hoolign please tell me this vet is not also your family doctor that does your prostate exams and was just warming up on Ozzie (you know how they do it in rural areas). If so I sure hope he changed his glove.

[hoolign]

Hoolign please tell me this vet is not also your family doctor that does your prostate exams and was just warming up on Ozzie (you know how they do it in rural areas). If so I sure hope he changed his glove.
Yes same doc! I think he just uses a different finger on the glove, Ozzy got the pinky finger, I got the .. the ...Son of a bitch....now that i think about it...he had both hands on my shoulders :mad:

[Rexone]

Yes same doc! I think he just uses a different finger on the glove, Ozzy got the pinky finger, I got the .. the ...Son of a bitch....now that i think about it...he had both hands on my shoulders :mad:
Ok let me guess, this guy's your wifes gyn too. :(

[atxwrangler]

this shiznit is too funny,lmao! :D :D :D :D

[hoolign]

Ok let me guess, this guy's your wifes gyn too. :(
I think the optomotrist keeps an eye on things in that dept.

[mike37]

this is some funny reading Im LMAO right now

[OGShocker]

LMAO!!! Have I told you how happy I am that you're back..:D
Thank's for the chuckle!

[a catered life]

grabbed a garlic rib off the kitchen floor and high tailed it down the hallway with the wife in chase. He swallowed the bone whole before she could get it away from him. This dog is a Shitsu/Malteese cross. The next day she calls the vet and asks if he needs to come in. The vet says if he starts whining or seems sick bring him him in. She checks his mini poop piles for the next day and no bone. Next morning the dog is basically growling at his ass. She takes him into see the vet, vet puts him on the table, the woman is petting his head and kinda trying to distract him. Well the doc puts on the glove, lube and rams his finger up lil Ozzies ass. undefinedI guess his eyes went as big as golf balls and he bit the closeset thing ..her hand and as soon as the doc pulled his finger out he spun around and bit him. Once he had his two bites in he was cool again. Now the damn dog knows how kitty feels when he decides to take a piece.
key words here

[topless]

Poor Ozzie....... Is he GAY now?

[hoolign]

Poor Ozzie....... Is he GAY now?
No ..but he runs away everytime you put on Winter gloves :D