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Tom Brown
11-24-2006, 09:34 PM
... presenting a proof of concept network configuration to a client. The network is supposed to be self defending, quality of service, etc., etc.
.... to demonstrate the network, I have a bunch of laptops. Some of these laptops haven't been used in many months. In fact, a couple of them haven't been used since last summer at the lake to surf and talk shit on ***boat when I'm there.
... so all machines are chatting away with ftp, p2p, traffic generators, etc., while I demonstrate how interactive traffic cannot be denied by traffic surges, DoS attacks, etc. Fine... the demo is going great. I've got some guys FTPing some stuff around, and the client is blown away. ... that's about the time I notice someone has FTP'd a file called 'chickendance.wmv' into my folder.
"What's that?", I ask.
"I don't know, I found it in the temp directory of this laptop."
... so I go ahead and open it up. At this time, I should point out that the laptop in front of me is connected to a projector that is busy creating an 8' image for all to see.
Media Player opens... the video begins to play... and it turns out, it's a morbidly obese man and woman having sex on a creaky bed. These people had flesh flipping and flopping around like landed marlins. I instantly recognize it as a video sent to me by Jbb as part of his ongoing 'operation fat chicks' assault on my ***boat PM inbox.
WTF?!!!
As always is the case, it took me an eternity to kill video. By the time I got it shut down, they were laughing their asses off. Fortunately, all techies are pigs so a little morbidly obese porn is no problem.
... but it's just as well my boss wasn't auditing the presentation.
Thanks, Brian. :D

Kim Hanson
11-24-2006, 09:41 PM
Tom in the hotseat...too funny.............( . )( . ).............. :p :D :D

H20Advantage
11-24-2006, 09:46 PM
That's funny.
The wife was telling me a similar thing happened to a teacher at her school but fortunaltely it was just boobs and a classroom full of 6th graders.

Chase
11-24-2006, 11:44 PM
Seems that good things always happen in Saskatoon

Jbb
11-25-2006, 02:56 AM
Glad I could be of assistance,Tom!..... :)

BoatPI
11-25-2006, 04:48 AM
Bring back some fresh Saskatoon berry jam for me.

Sleek-Jet
11-25-2006, 07:09 AM
***boat and JBB... making Tom's life a better place, one media file at a time... :D

racecar.hotshoe
11-25-2006, 07:22 AM
Glad I could be of assistance,Tom!..... :)
I wonder if Tom will be sending you a Hallmark card for that? :p

Jbb
11-25-2006, 02:57 PM
Just wait till operation Fat chix ...phase 2 kicks in...gonna make a real man blush......probably kill Brown..... :p