NOTALENT
11-30-2006, 07:11 AM
WELFARE..........
Body: A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches
straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here
drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job."
The worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent . We've just
obtained a job opening from a very wealthy old man who needs a combination
chauffeur-bodyguard to drive his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll be required to
drive his Mercedes, he'll supply all of the necessary clothes. Because of the
long hours, all your meals will be provided. In addition, You will be expected
to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. A two-bedroom apartment above the
garage comes with the position. The starting salary is 200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
Body: A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches
straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here
drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job."
The worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent . We've just
obtained a job opening from a very wealthy old man who needs a combination
chauffeur-bodyguard to drive his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll be required to
drive his Mercedes, he'll supply all of the necessary clothes. Because of the
long hours, all your meals will be provided. In addition, You will be expected
to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. A two-bedroom apartment above the
garage comes with the position. The starting salary is 200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."