Jessica Simpson loses her Home Video [Archive]

Old Texan

12-01-2006, 09:45 PM

27th November 2006 20:00:02
Jessica Simpson has been left reeling by rumours a sex tape starring her is about to be leaked onto the internet.
The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts.
A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."
According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.
It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.
The 25-year-old star has always prided herself on making men wait for sex.
She once said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days it makes it better."
Man I hope her lil' sister doesn't sing any background music.....

bigq

12-02-2006, 12:48 AM

man I would drag my balls across a bed of broken glass to get me some Jessica.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0055.gif

Daytona19

12-02-2006, 03:19 PM

I would crawl thru 5 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart thru a microphone!!!

98 Vector 21

12-02-2006, 03:46 PM

man I would drag my balls across a bed of broken glass to get me some Jessica.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0055.gif
Release the Tape!

Boa1277

12-02-2006, 07:22 PM

Yeah just release the tape, that way we can all do her. :crossx:

rrrr

12-02-2006, 07:36 PM

The 25-year-old star has always prided herself on making men wait for sex.
She once said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days it makes it better."
LMAO...."Come back in 48 hours. I have my standards." :crossx:

Southwest47

12-02-2006, 08:28 PM

I would crawl thru 5 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart thru a microphone!!!
LMFAO!!! :D :D :D

core attitude

12-02-2006, 09:53 PM

Sounds like some of you guys would like this (http://cgi.ebay.com/GUM-CHEWED-by-JESSICA-SIMPSON-in-EMPLOYEE-OF-THE-MONTH_W0QQitemZ270061126825QQihZ017QQcategoryZ8318 3QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem).........happy chewing. :D

VanDeano

12-02-2006, 10:07 PM

Sounds like some of you guys would like this (http://cgi.ebay.com/GUM-CHEWED-by-JESSICA-SIMPSON-in-EMPLOYEE-OF-THE-MONTH_W0QQitemZ270061126825QQihZ017QQcategoryZ8318 3QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem).........happy chewing. :D
I can not believe it is up to $455 for her GUM! :cry:

Jordy

12-02-2006, 10:11 PM

I'm waiting for the Ashley after the nose job vid.... Or her and Jess as a package deal.... :D :D :D
Then again, I'd take Paris and Brit and swear I pulled that 5 years ago. ;)

Old Texan

12-03-2006, 10:31 AM

I'm waiting for the Ashley after the nose job vid.... Or her and Jess as a package deal.... :D :D :D
Then again, I'd take Paris and Brit and swear I pulled that 5 years ago. ;)
Ya think the Chauffer sniffed the seat when he got back to the garage? :rollside:

Old Texan

12-03-2006, 10:32 AM

I'm waiting for the Ashley after the nose job vid.... Or her and Jess as a package deal.... :D :D :D
Then again, I'd take Paris and Brit and swear I pulled that 5 years ago. ;)
Ya think the Chauffer sniffed the seat when he got back to the garage? :rollside:

Baja Big Dog

12-03-2006, 10:47 AM

Allright you guys, stop with crawling through glass crap. ILL kiss and tell this time only! She was fantiatic, I was surprised, thought being a star and all the shiet she would suck (I crack myself up!), well she did, and didnt...........I would do her again in a heartbeat, just ask her about her "daddy".
Signed...Senior Stinky Sanchez