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HM
12-04-2006, 11:29 PM
Am I the sole market for penis dysfunction? I get over 100 e-mail a day on that alone. And, it seems that people seem to think I have a ton of money, because I get about another 50 of "Hot" stock picks. Good news is I am down to just a handful of African Lottery winnings per day. :D

Tom Brown
12-04-2006, 11:31 PM
Have you ever noticed the correct spelling of dysfunction is all fukked up?

Trailer Park Casanova
12-04-2006, 11:35 PM
Have you ever noticed the correct spelling of dysfunction is all fukked up?
Thats to beat the spam blockers.

SmokinLowriderSS
12-05-2006, 06:06 AM
I have noticed I get far less of it after forewarding all mine to your e-mail address. :crossx: :D :D

Old Texan
12-05-2006, 06:16 AM
Am I the sole market for penis dysfunction? I get over 100 e-mail a day on that alone. And, it seems that people seem to think I have a ton of money, because I get about another 50 of "Hot" stock picks. Good news is I am down to just a handful of African Lottery winnings per day. :D
Did you see the 20/20 bit on Nigerian web scams? The perps are hailed as heroes in Nigeria. Bilking the rich Americans is an honorable vocation in Nigeria.
The news team set up a couple here and in Nigeria. It was quite amusing.
You should feel honored to be worthy of a Nigerian scam. :cool:

deltaAce
12-05-2006, 06:40 AM
Am I the sole market for penis dysfunction? I get over 100 e-mail a day on that alone. And, it seems that people seem to think I have a ton of money, because I get about another 50 of "Hot" stock picks. Good news is I am down to just a handful of African Lottery winnings per day. :D
Maybe it's from all the e-Trade transactions for Viagra & natural penis enhancement stocks?
I get dozens of daily offers to meet Big Beautiful Black Women in my area.Also from Ringling Brothers & Barnum & Bailey Clown College!! I should forward these to you as well!!

lucky
12-05-2006, 07:41 AM
hey Frank they are not trying to sell ya the pills to fix your penis , they are trying to sell ya the pills to make YOU taller :) lmao

HM
12-05-2006, 08:03 AM
hey Frank they are not trying to sell ya the pills to fix your penis , they are trying to sell ya the pills to make YOU taller :) lmao
It doesn't work....trust me. :D

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
12-05-2006, 09:42 AM
THey do have cures for that:D
Definition of Erectile dysfunction
Erectile dysfunction: A common men's health problem characterized by the consistent inability to sustain an erection sufficient for sexual intercourse or the inability to achieve ejaculation, or both. Impotence can vary. It can involve a total inability to achieve an erection or ejaculation, an inconsistent ability to do so, or a tendency to sustain only very brief erections. Erectile dysfunction is also called impotence,
The risk of erectile dysfunction increases markedly with age. It is four-fold higher in men in their 60s compared with those in their 40s according to a study published in the Journal of Urology (2000;163:460-463). Men with less education are also more likely to experience impotence, perhaps due to a less healthy lifestyle, less healthy diet, more alcohol, or less exercise. Physical exercise tends to lessen the risk of impotence.
Erectile dysfunction can have emotional causes but most often it is due to a physical problem. The physical causes include diseases (such as diabetes and hypertension), injuries (such as from prostate surgery), side-effects of drugs (such as the protease inhibitors used in HIV therapy), and disorders (such as atherosclerosis) that impair blood flow in the penis. Impotence is treatable in all age groups. Treatments include psychotherapy, vacuum devices, surgery and, most often today, drug therapy.
Names -- impotence versus erectile dysfunction: The word "impotence" is a venerable term that dates back to the 15th century. However, it literally means powerlessness and so may have pejorative connotations. Advertising for sildenafil (Viagra), the first oral medication approved by the US FDA for the treatment of impotence, popularized the more recent term "erectile dysfunction." (A porcupine that cannot raise its quills to an upright position also can be said to have erectile dysfunction.)

SmokinLowriderSS
12-05-2006, 11:54 AM
The bad part is that your wife is the one who signed you up for the
penis stuff......
LMFAO!

Kachina26
12-05-2006, 12:26 PM
I thought this was gonna be another one of these (http://***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=46725) threads.