Everything Manly

[Toomstone]

So what do you guys think is manly? Big engines, cigars, golf.... the list goes on. Add something that you think is manly.
Toomstone:crossx:

[Rexone]

So what do you guys think is manly? Add something that you think is manly.
Toomstone:crossx:
Great, another friggin gay thread. :(

[Toomstone]

great start Rexone...not sure if its manly... but if you think so...gayness is the first manly thing added by Rexone! :D

[Tom Brown]

So what do you guys think is manly?
Testicles.

[Kilrtoy]

Having a hot chick on your arm

[Tom Brown]

Taking pictures of outhouse shit stacks.

[Rexone]

Using outhouse shit shacks with urine droplets on the seat.

[Tom Brown]

Pulling a cigarette roach from an outhouse shit stack, lighting it, and taking a pull.

[Rexone]

Wiping with leaves and brush available after using an outhouse shit shack that lacks TP.

[Tom Brown]

Wiping your ass with a fir tree branch.

[Rexone]

After entering an outhouse shit shack, utilizing it, then discovering the door has malfunctioned and locked you in, then beating the sides of the fiberglass out with your bare hands to form an exit path and wrapping your bleeding hands in tree bark before you continue on your 45 mile hike up the mountainside in the rain. At night. On Christmas Eve. With your 80 pound pack.

[Tom Brown]

Pulling into a rest stop with an outhouse after the female passenger mentions she needs to go to the bathroom.

[Rexone]

Driving past a rest stop laughing and pointing after any female passenger has indicated she has to go to the bathroom.

[Tom Brown]

Telling your woman you sometimes fantasize that she's Rosanne Barr when you're having sex with her.

[Cas]

or Hillary Clinton

[Tom Brown]

Not bothering to shave before throwing down some cunnilingus.

[uselessgrant]

or janet reno

[Cas]

or janet reno
wanting Janet and Hillary for a threesome............gonna make myself puke here in a minute :D

[Rexone]

This thread has taken a strange turn from disgusting to even more disgusting with gay overtones. :(

[Tom Brown]

Declaring a thread gay.

[Tom Brown]

Hanging out in bench racers.

[Tom Brown]

Running a Mercury outboard.

[cap'n chuy]

not liking even 1 pinky

[bwillieb]

.............Waiting for someone to go into the shit house.......then tipping it over door down...............

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

You guys are cracking me up.
Strong shoulders and facial hair are manly. . . unlike Tom Cruise with his weak shoulders and clean shaven face.
edit: Sam Elliot is manly :D

[moneypit]

Telling Pam Anderson to "Get the F' out, I need some sleep!"

[hazard]

reading this site
www.officerawesome.com

[Cas]

shaving with a dull buck knife......it focking hurts! :D

[Kilrtoy]

Running a Mercury outboard.
Thank god i run two:supp:

[ratso]

...having an ex come back around, and even though you're not interested, you do it anyway... as you're going at it with her legs over your shoulders and pounding the bottom out of it, you whisper in her ear "You know this is nothing but a grudge fukk"... and she sarcastically replies "It doesn't feel like one"... so you grab her hips, flip her and bend her over, shove it in her ass without any warning... and as she's biting the sheets and clawing to get away and making moans like they are coming from the depths of Hell, you ask, "Does it feel like one now honey???"

[SHOTKALLIN]

...having an ex come back around, and even though you're not interested, you do it anyway... as you're going at it with her legs over your shoulders and pounding the bottom out of it, you whisper in her ear "You know this is nothing but a grudge fukk"... and she sarcastically replies "It doesn't feel like one"... so you grab her hips, flip her and bend her over, shove it in her ass without any warning... and as she's biting the sheets and clawing to get away and making moans like they are coming from the depths of Hell, you ask, "Does it feel like one now honey???"
ding ding ding.........we have a winner!!!!!

[SummerBreeze]

...having an ex come back around, and even though you're not interested, you do it anyway... as you're going at it with her legs over your shoulders and pounding the bottom out of it, you whisper in her ear "You know this is nothing but a grudge fukk"... and she sarcastically replies "It doesn't feel like one"... so you grab her hips, flip her and bend her over, shove it in her ass without any warning... and as she's biting the sheets and clawing to get away and making moans like they are coming from the depths of Hell, you ask, "Does it feel like one now honey???"
Funny
I going to ask Chuck Norris on this one

[Mandelon]

I thought this thread was "Everything Mandy" :hammerhea :idea:

[Taylorman]

Oh god this is f ing funny.

[Mrs.Killer]

...having an ex come back around, and even though you're not interested, you do it anyway... as you're going at it with her legs over your shoulders and pounding the bottom out of it, you whisper in her ear "You know this is nothing but a grudge fukk"... and she sarcastically replies "It doesn't feel like one"... so you grab her hips, flip her and bend her over, shove it in her ass without any warning... and as she's biting the sheets and clawing to get away and making moans like they are coming from the depths of Hell, you ask, "Does it feel like one now honey???"
Too funny.....That dosen't make you manly, it makes you the same thing she is, a f**k.:) :)

[superdave013]

How is golf manly? lol
Blown Gas Flatbottom is manly.

[Froggystyle]

Apparently, much to my suprise driving a Lotus Exige is manly....

[superdave013]

is road rash manly? If so I've got some. But now it looks more like bacon. :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/9road_rash.jpg

[mbrown2]

Apparently, much to my suprise driving a Lotus Exige is manly....
LMAO...
BTW....Kicking Jack Bauer's a$$ with one arm tied behind your back is Manly! :)

[Toomstone]

How is golf manly? lol
Blown Gas Flatbottom is manly.
Im going to have to say a lot more men golf than own Blown Gas Flatbottoms. And I was looking for more material things not really manly situations... like things you can buy.
Toomstone:crossx:

[ratso]

LMAO...
BTW....Kicking Jack Bauer's a$$ with one arm tied behind your back is Manly! :)
I hope this isn't a stupid question, but who is Jack Bauer?:confused:

[Rexone]

is road rash manly? If so I've got some. But now it looks more like bacon. :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/9road_rash.jpg
Wearing arm guards on downhill is manly.
Of course not crashing is also manly. I should talk. :redface:

[superdave013]

Ok I got ya,
But there is also some sissy men out golfing and not one runs a BGF. :D lol
Are Rhino's manly?

[Froggystyle]

This is pretty manly...
http://www.huumor.com/pix/People/sexyimage001_001.jpg

[superdave013]

This is pretty manly...
http://www.huumor.com/pix/People/sexyimage001_001.jpg
Wes, You don't look to manly in that photo next to her. LMAO

[JB in so cal]

[QUOTE=Froggystyle;2295488]This is pretty manly...
:D

[Froggystyle]

Wes, You don't look to manly in that photo next to her. LMAO
Yeah, I don't do I. She made me rub her corns.

[Devil's Advocate]

So what do you guys think is manly? Big engines, cigars, golf.... the list goes on. Add something that you think is manly.
Toomstone:crossx:
Not this thread.:hammerhea

[mbrown2]

I hope this isn't a stupid question, but who is Jack Bauer?:confused:
24...

[ratso]

Not this thread.:hammerhea
...and not No Name after you raked him over the coals in that other thread.:crossx:

[ratso]

24...
That's the TV show? I heard of it but never watched it... heard it's pretty good...

[Devil's Advocate]

...and not No Name after you raked him over the coals in that other thread.:crossx:
He asked for it. And he got it, not in a good way.:D

[ratso]

He asked for it. And he got it, not in a good way.:D
After that, I feel like I need to take HIM out for drinks lol...:D

[Devil's Advocate]

After that, I feel like I need to take HIM out for drinks lol...:D
LMAO, no need to bring him back then if you're taking him out.:eek: :crossx:

[ratso]

LMAO, no need to bring him back then if you're taking him out.:eek: :crossx:
If I took him out, he might not wanna come back lol...:crossx:

[Devil's Advocate]

If I took him out, he might not wanna come back lol...:crossx:
Promise?:crossx:

[ratso]

Promise?:crossx:
I've been known to create a bit of chaos...:crossx:

[mbrown2]

That's the TV show? I heard of it but never watched it... heard it's pretty good...
I don't watch it either, but I have caught a couple episodes and if 1/10th of what this guy goes through was real, he would be considered a pretty manly guy.

[mbrown2]

Not this thread.:hammerhea
You putting down this thread is pretty woMANLY:)

[voodoomedman]

I don't watch it either, but I have caught a couple episodes and if 1/10th of what this guy goes through was real, he would be considered a pretty manly guy.
Yes kidnapping the President and then getting him out of office for treason is pretty damn manly.

[Biglue]

reading this site
www.officerawesome.com
Don't attempt to read those stories while at work. ROTFLMAO.

[riverroyal]

a girl a dirty sanchez

[707dog]

being a member of hot boat is manly... well atleast for the men!! i cant speak for the switch hitters and ladys of hot boat!! but seriously being a man/dad and a friend to your kidz...and ratso's comment #30 is the chit!!!

[acatitude]

being a member of hot boat is manly... well atleast for the men!! i cant speak for the switch hitters and ladys of hot boat!! but seriously being a man/dad and a friend to your kidz...and ratso's comment #30 is the chit!!!
DITTO, specially #30 LOL:)