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Desert Rat
12-15-2006, 02:19 PM
Like
Are the Kennedy's gun shy?
Or does a bear sh!t in the woods??
Any more?

LUVNLIFE
12-15-2006, 02:24 PM
Is the pope Catholic?
Do chickens have lips?
Is JetBoatRich accident prone?

JetBoatRich
12-15-2006, 02:25 PM
Is a Frogs Ass Watertight:supp:

Hustler
12-15-2006, 02:25 PM
Is JetBoatRich accident prone?
Best one ever. LMFAO :D

JetBoatRich
12-15-2006, 02:25 PM
Is JetBoatRich accident prone?
It is everybody around me:mad:

Desert Rat
12-15-2006, 02:26 PM
Is JetBoatRich accident prone?
Ding Ding Ding we might have a winner:hammerhea :D

JetBoatRich
12-15-2006, 02:27 PM
Everyone is a comedian:(

Desert Rat
12-15-2006, 02:29 PM
Is a Frogs Ass Watertight:supp:
Or a ducks......

Biglue
12-15-2006, 02:30 PM
Does Howdy Dudey have wooden balls?

LUVNLIFE
12-15-2006, 02:31 PM
Shouldn't you be firing someone Rich. :hammerhea :)

LUVNLIFE
12-15-2006, 02:31 PM
Does a fish swim?

Desert Rat
12-15-2006, 02:35 PM
Does Cale do dishes in a apron???

OKIE-JET
12-15-2006, 02:35 PM
Runnin around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Desert Rat
12-15-2006, 02:36 PM
Does a guy with the name JetboatRich in fact own a jetboat???
This a tricky one:hammerhea

Cheap Thrills
12-15-2006, 02:38 PM
Shit in one hand and want in the other , see which one fills up faster.
T.

LUVNLIFE
12-15-2006, 02:41 PM
Does Cale do dishes in a apron???
No full nude:hammerhea

LUVNLIFE
12-15-2006, 02:42 PM
Does Chit stink?

JetBoatRich
12-15-2006, 02:43 PM
Shouldn't you be firing someone Rich. :hammerhea :)
Your right, be right back:hammerhea

That Guy
12-15-2006, 02:53 PM
Later is no rocket scientist.....:crossx: :crossx:

Biglue
12-15-2006, 03:00 PM
Pissing in the wind.
Busier than a cat covering a whole
"_______" stacked ass high to a tall Indian.

Desert Rat
12-15-2006, 05:33 PM
"_________" and $$ will get you a cup of coffee

Desert Rat
12-15-2006, 05:33 PM
Close enough for government work...
This one hurts:cry:

RitcheyRch
12-15-2006, 05:34 PM
I say that everyday.
Close enough for government work...
This one hurts:cry:

mmered8299
12-15-2006, 05:35 PM
Are you part of the problem or part of the solution!:hammerhea

RitcheyRch
12-15-2006, 05:37 PM
Put some hair around it.

Desert Rat
12-15-2006, 05:40 PM
Give it a little more... just a R.C.H.
Hope most of you know that one.:jawdrop:

Jbb
12-15-2006, 05:43 PM
RD SUX.............:D

goneboatin
12-15-2006, 05:44 PM
Spendin' money like a drunken sailor in a whorehouse......
Treatin' him like a red-headed step child.

Desert Rat
12-15-2006, 05:46 PM
Spendin' money like a drunken sailor in a whorehouse......
Treatin' him like a red-headed step child.
One of my favorites

Desert Rat
12-15-2006, 05:47 PM
Red on the head like a dick on a poodle:D

LUVNLIFE
12-15-2006, 08:11 PM
Busier than a one armed paper hanger.

BreastManWins
12-15-2006, 11:15 PM
Hot Boat has a magazine?!

Huckleberry
12-16-2006, 12:53 AM
Is a pig's pu$$y pork??? :confused:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:08 AM
harder than chinese arithmetic:hammerhea

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:08 AM
dumber than a sack of hammers

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:11 AM
pi$$ like a race horse:confused:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:11 AM
shinnyer than a dime in a goats as$

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:12 AM
sticks out sore thumb:hammerhea

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:13 AM
thight'r than a nuns pu$$Y

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:14 AM
cold'r than a witch's tittie in a cast iron bra:cry:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:15 AM
stronger than a mule:confused:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:16 AM
slicker than a cats dick:supp:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:18 AM
Runs like a mouse in slippers:supp:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:19 AM
sobber as a preacher:confused:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:19 AM
drunker then a skunk:confused:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:20 AM
rain'n like a cow pss'n on a flat rock:cry:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:21 AM
built like a brick shit house:confused:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:22 AM
f'ed up like a soup sandwitch:(

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:23 AM
drunker than a sailor:(

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:24 AM
happier than a clam on high tide:confused:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:25 AM
run like a stripped as$ ape :supp:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:25 AM
drink like a fish:confused:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:26 AM
fock like a rabbit

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:27 AM
mean'r than a junkyard dog:hammerhea

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:30 AM
runs like a swiss watch:confused:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:31 AM
runs like a sewing machine:mix:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:32 AM
goes up and down like hores panties

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:33 AM
eat you out of house and home:confused:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:38 AM
broke as a joke:sleeping:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:39 AM
too poor to pay attention

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:39 AM
runn'n on it's last leg:confused:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:40 AM
hotter than a fire cracker

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:41 AM
white'r than a ghost

bwillieb
12-16-2006, 01:47 AM
The smell's so bad it would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

Jetaholic
12-16-2006, 01:50 AM
...was all over that like flies on shit :eat:
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!!! :crossx:

2forcefull
12-16-2006, 01:50 AM
good as gold:confused:

Trailer Park Casanova
12-16-2006, 04:51 AM
"Ya Pay Peanuts, Ya Get Monkeys"

Trailer Park Casanova
12-16-2006, 04:52 AM
"It's Like a Whorehouse working here.
Whoever works the best, get's Fux'd the most"

dragboat
12-16-2006, 05:10 AM
Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick.

Ken F
12-16-2006, 06:04 AM
I'm on it like a bishop on a choirboy!

Ken F
12-16-2006, 06:05 AM
Busier than a cat in a sandbox

JetBoatRich
12-16-2006, 06:19 AM
Ain't that a kick in the butt?

JetBoatRich
12-16-2006, 06:20 AM
Want some cheese with that wine:supp:

JetBoatRich
12-16-2006, 06:22 AM
Eat My Shorts

JetBoatRich
12-16-2006, 06:22 AM
I hate when that happens

JetBoatRich
12-16-2006, 06:24 AM
Missed it by that much!

SmokinLowriderSS
12-16-2006, 06:59 AM
Runs like a raped ape.

shadow
12-16-2006, 07:04 AM
Busier than a one legged man in a ass kicking contest.

LAND_LOVER69
12-16-2006, 07:07 AM
Busier than a one legged fat man in a scooter race

SmokinLowriderSS
12-16-2006, 07:12 AM
Runs like a scalded dog.

Boatcop
12-16-2006, 08:07 AM
I'm off like a prom dress.

raff
12-16-2006, 08:11 AM
Shit or get off the pot...

BreastManWins
12-16-2006, 08:23 AM
More BS than Kilrtoy's 23,000 posts
:D

Jetaholic
12-16-2006, 08:58 AM
You're having a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

OKIE-JET
12-16-2006, 09:08 AM
Broker 'n a two dick dog.

Desert Rat
12-16-2006, 09:52 AM
Colder than a well diggers ass:supp:

Desert Rat
12-16-2006, 09:52 AM
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey....

Desert Rat
12-16-2006, 09:53 AM
Colder than a witches tit......

OKIE-JET
12-16-2006, 09:55 AM
Colder than a witches tit......
in a brass bra...

goneboatin
12-16-2006, 10:11 AM
...hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if that'd help...
he's dumber than a box of rocks.
slicker than owl sh!t.
.....noooowwww you're sucking co@k!
Hit the nail, don't try to scare it in!
Just move it in a c**t hair.
Hornier than a honeymooner's dick.
Her t!ts are so big they get to the room before she does!

Desert Rat
12-16-2006, 12:14 PM
One fry short of a happy meal
Thats like driving with one wheel in the sand

Biglue
12-16-2006, 01:58 PM
THat boy is depriving a village somewhere of a fine idiot.

dragboat
12-16-2006, 02:08 PM
If you keep on doing what you've always done......
You're going to keep on getting what you've always got.

dragboat
12-16-2006, 02:09 PM
so hard a that a cat can't scratch it.

dragboat
12-17-2006, 05:28 AM
No matter where you go .....
There you are.